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MonsterMashleeCatnips🎃

@smashleecatnips.bsky.social
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#1 Mario Kart 64 Grand Champion Currently obsessed with Star Wars, BG3, and surviving out of spite Pronouns: She/Her

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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there should be pet lobsters that you can hold in your lap like a cat
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kelly knowles art @kellyknowles.art · 02/10/2026
i will anthropomorphize a particularly shapely rock, but i'm killing the cutesy AI mascots with hammers
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know so many cool people who make cool things I’m full of emotions about all the cool things my cool friends make, DANG it is cool to make things
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl its Punkin Fall
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ideas for my midlife crisis: -Become swift like a coursing river -Develop force like a great typhoon -Build all the strength like a raging fire -Mysterious like the dark side of the moon
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MonsterMashleeCatnips🎃 @smashleecatnips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need cake in an unhinged, feral sort of way.
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sometimes, the difficulty setting I want in my video games is the experience of when an older sibling hands you a controller that's not plugged in. just let me watch a playthrough on my steam deck and mash some buttons when things get exiting.
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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dumplings, rt if you agree
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Anne Kirn @houseofdarkly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where were they going without ever knowing
"The Way" in big letters on the back of a big van-style motor home in an old-school grayish beige.
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every American should read this article, it could save your life or that of a loved one. You dont have to remember every detail, but get to know the concept of an external appeal of insurance denial.
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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That’s my emotional support maladaptive daydream.
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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is my favorite vaccine poster. Make your flu shot appointment before Halloween. It's sPoOkY to not get your flu shot!
A ghost shining a light on with a flashlight and it says boo to the flu. Get your flu vaccine by October 31.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...
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The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever
Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Do NOT vote for anti-transgender Democrats. www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
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The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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Mads ⭐️ @fahrennheit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Big Walking to Baldur’s Gate 🏃 #bg3 #baldursgate3 #bigwalk #art
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Jake Bartok @jakebartok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Had you said the word, I would have left the Jedi Order.” Counting work on this big medieval Clone Wars mural with Duchess Satine and Obi-Wan.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Julia 🦊 Woodo is OUT on Steam & consoles! 🐸 @juliaprokhorova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
✨Woodo is OUT NOW✨ on Steam, PS5, Xbox, Switch 1 and 2 Woodo is a wholesome, relaxing and story-driven game that might warm your heart. Help with a RT 🔁💛
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rice with meat and vegetables
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pixar: We strive for a "commonality of experience instead of “a director’s catharsis.” Studio executives will mentor upcoming directors to “focus less on autobiographical films” and, rather, “develop concepts with clear mass appeal.” Dreamworks:
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Mandi ⭐️ @planetbunnie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love this game sm 🥹
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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Ash | Creature Hours @dracolunari.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm so glad the autumnal season is upon us bc I WANNA WEAR LAYERS AND LONG SLEEVES AND BE A SNUG BUG IN A PILE OF RUGS
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/03/2026
mood
linocut of a black cat snarling and biting someone on the forearm
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In this house, we believe: - love is love - science is real - the sun is a sky demon - all trees are haunted - squirrels cannot be trusted with money
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Paige ✨ @tanosski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about Kleya Marki 😩
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Notice how we never get asked to compromise on whether cis, straight white men are allowed to live
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"store in cool, dry, dark place" same bro same
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 12/09/2026
Hey man I’m looking around for you but I don’t see you. Yeah I’m outside the store where Goku is using a drumstick-sized soldering iron to fix an absolutely gigantic iPhone. No man not a Pro Max. No I wouldn’t say he looks mad per se. Smug I guess. Like he thinks this skill makes him better than me
signage as described
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sometimes I think about the fact that people make video with generative AI and it it still doesn't clear Crab Rave, which still looks good after 8 years and was made by actual human beings
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🦊 MythiccVixen 🔞 @mythiccvixen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Catrina, CEO of Ventress @ohcatrina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do not want a foldable iphone I want an iridescent compact shaped like a seashell upon which I can text my favorite fellow sirens with information about the next vessel full of sailors we are about to devour
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd like cis Democrats to say "We're in a position to win a lot of ground in this election, and we'd never be in this position if it weren't for the trans community's strength and leadership under pressure."
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i dont want ambient listening technology i want to be able to change my nail polish color with the touch of a pen like in total recall (1990)
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Fun facts and definitions: - a BOG is a wetland that is acidic - a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline - a SWAMP is a wetland that can support trees - a MARSH is a wetland that cannot support trees Now you know!
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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just letting folks know that it is now 🚨 Costco Pumpkin Pie Season! 🚨 🎉🎃🥧
screenshot from Instacart showing a Kirkland Signature Pumpkin Pie, 58 oz from Costco
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Scott Barolo @sbarolo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If LLMs are so smart why do they keep falling in love with the dumbest men alive
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Meg Adams (ArtbyMoga) @artbymoga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
SPOOKY SEASON IS UPON US
August 31st vs September 1st
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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emily 🩷 @bbghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i need fall weather with summer fruits. is that so much for a girl to ask
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh my god I remember this
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What my Tupperware cabinet looks like is none of my business, that’s between Tupperware, Inc and God
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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you are a small business that requires me to be on Facebook in this the year of lord 2026 in order to access basic info about your sales etc I, well, I don't hate you, but I am giving you some serious side eye and sighing a lot.
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Jym @jymfox.com · 30/04/2026
GOOD NEWS MORE SOLAR FARMS MORE FOXES
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kelly knowles art @kellyknowles.art · 15/08/2026
girl dinner level: taking a bite out of a big block of cheese and then stuffing a cracker in my mouth
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Scazrelet ~ Spooky Flavored @scazrelet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me while the technocrats keep trying to force me to accept AI
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Dog's Hilarious Medicine Rejection at Vet
ALT: Dog's Hilarious Medicine Rejection at Vet
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Omg tfw they play Big Freedia at the French bakery
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Skylar Patridge @skyepatridge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the 4 stages of grief in 2026
Hand-drawn image, showing a cycle of Rage -> Whimsy -> The Big Sad -> A Friend Potato Will Fix It and back around to Rage. Picture of a Florence Pugh dressed in the flower outfit from Midsommar
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