Jym @jymfox.com · 21hI got nothing of what I set out to buy and three bottles of interesting mayonnaise 361
Jym @jymfox.com · 23/09/2026This trend of movie trailers starting with TRAILER STARTS NOW is the worst thing happening in the world right now 240
Jym @jymfox.com · 22/09/2026I dreamt I saw a cougar and it bit my hand, then we ran inside but it sneaked in with us so then we were in a house with a cougar 190
Jym @jymfox.com · 21/09/2026My email gets used to sign up to things all the time it must be on like a billion data leak spam lists but someone just signed up to NEWGROUNDS?? 230
Jym @jymfox.com · 20/09/2026I didn't know adult games were being hidden from me on Steam until I added a credit card to see the dragon wash game, and now there's SO MUCH PORN has Steam always been like this?? 1160
Jym @jymfox.com · 20/09/2026Occasionally I remember they're working on a new series of Big Break and life is worth living again 130
Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026Girl in the busy city centre McDonald's on a Saturday night, staring blankly at the slip that's just come out the printer like she's never seen anything like it: "... you bought a beanie" Me, grinning: "I did, yeah" 0284
Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026Okay I'm ready to outsource this, I saw a really hot picture of Nick dangling a mouse yesterday and I need it and I need to go to bed and I can't sleep until I've found it someone please find me my Nick porn 2100
Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026Do you ever think about how Nick made over a billion at the box office TWICE and he deserves every penny 070
Reposted by JymFop & Moss 🍒🪨 @fruitfop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Fox day? as far as im concerned it's fox day everyday 311121
Jym @jymfox.com · 17/09/2026Bovril was originally called Johnston's Fluid Beef which is really funny 141
Jym @jymfox.com · 16/09/2026100 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS!!!static.klipy.comWinking Santa Claus CartoonALT: Winking Santa Claus Cartoon 5100
Jym @jymfox.com · 16/09/2026I planted a load of grass seeds last weekend and it's been raining so lightly and consistently ever since. Those bad boys are going to be SO GERMINATED 1110
Jym @jymfox.com · 15/09/2026Is there any greater modern day convenience than the cheese grater attached to a tub that collects the gratings Then you remove the grater and replace it with a LID to PROTECT THE GRATINGS ARE YOU KIDDING ME 3120
Jym @jymfox.com · 14/09/2026New stickers that only I will find funny to celebrate the announcement that Oasis are going on tour again next year I don't know why I got these made 4322
Jym @jymfox.com · 13/09/2026Thinking about this concept art from the original Zootopia plot as we all should at least once a week 510512
Jym @jymfox.com · 13/09/2026This is no joke someone got into my Subway account once and spent all my points somewhere in London 2FA is essential 2201
Jym @jymfox.com · 12/09/2026I got 24 cans of Irn Bru from Amazon and it arrived by Royal Mail?? I think they may have spent more outsourcing the delivery of 8kg of Irn Bru to Royal Mail than I even spent so we did it guys, I've singlehandedly brought down Amazon you're welcome 0130
Jym @jymfox.com · 12/09/2026This 70 Up documentary sounds really interesting, but apparently they've been doing an episode every 7 years? So why have I never heard of it before?? 520
Jym @jymfox.com · 11/09/2026In the same way that you shouldn't chase losses when gambling, sometimes you have to accept there's no cookie dough coming in the next few scoops of Ben and Jerry's and just walk away 081
Jym @jymfox.com · 09/09/2026Watching Nintendo Direct on a delay is the most genius move I ever made "Capcom presents" alright I can skip that Soulsy-looking thing skip that Something Final Fantasy-looking skip skip skip- oh it's over 150
Jym @jymfox.com · 09/09/2026THE GARAGE DOOR MEN ARE HERE. I offered tea and one of them was like coffee and OH NO I have no coffee this is a disaster they're going to sabotage my door 2120
Jym @jymfox.com · 07/09/2026Bargain Hunt is in FRANCE today?! I guess the BBC couldn't figure out how to type a Euro symbol. It's Alt Gr. You've got to press Alt Gr. 3101
Jym @jymfox.com · 04/09/2026I keep seeing this poster for Coyote vs. Acme and I'm like, who is that guy in the middle, that is not the guy who's in the movie who the hell is that 3130
Jym @jymfox.com · 03/09/2026I got cheese noodles with a cute tiger on the pot, they come with an optional chilli sachet so you can make it as spicy as you like, I added zero chilli for the blandest cheese experience and it's wonderful 390
Jym @jymfox.com · 02/09/2026This limescale remover says to leave for 3 minutes for tougher encrustations which is a really funny word 170
Jym @jymfox.com · 30/08/2026Hyperia at Thorpe Park has been changed to Flipzeria and apparently people are mad about it even though it's the funniest rebranding that has ever been done 2150
Jym @jymfox.com · 29/08/2026GOD is there anything hotter than a good old fashioned mawdangle?? Why does anyone draw anything else 0420
Jym @jymfox.com · 28/08/2026Called the garage at 5PM on a Friday before a bank holiday and I'm pretty sure they just picked up the phone and immediately hung it up again and like... yeah, fair enough I'm not even mad 080
