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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 4h

Wow....Rahm Emanuel and Gavin Newsom, we're so lucky, wow..... 😭

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Jobe @jobe00.bsky.social · 9h

There is also artwork like this from @lartist.bsky.social. He-Manos and Torko.

He-Manos and Torko riff art on the movie Manos: Hands of Fate. Artist is Lar DeSouza aka lartist here on Bluesky

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 10h

This all makes sense when you realize that Trump thinks the Abominable Snowman in Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was hispanic.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 30/09/2026

I miss when old people just got old instead of creepy weird old

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/09/2026

Dude really trying to make T-Bone happen.....

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/09/2026

You can't take Cozy Girl Fall from us, gov

A screenshot from America.gov where I ask it about Cozy Girl Fall, and it both says CGF isn't a gov designation and that it doesn't condone CGF.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/09/2026

To be fair, he was talking to famed Philly fans Nico "Big Puss" Balzano and his son Nico Jr. (Little Puss), who many say are basically the Pliny the Elder and Younger of Philadelphia.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/09/2026

oh shit! that dude cares about PEOPLE?!?!?!?

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/09/2026

I heard Tame Impala's "Feels Like We're Only Going Backwards" in a dental office yesterday and it made me just think of America in 2026. Should be played at GOP rallies.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/09/2026

They should sell their good ice cream in stores too! 🥁

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/09/2026

The only Psyop is Gangnam Style

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 27/09/2026

I dunno, but those heels being the same color as her skin looks horrifying

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 26/09/2026

They always show pictures of the Sea Bright, NJ seawall, and I'm like "yeah, it does that every storm and some full moons." I mean, it's not great, but it's just kind of par for living on barrier islands and peninsulas in NJ at this point.

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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 26/09/2026

She's too put together for this shite-ass moment we're all living thru, we need messes. Even my kids are like Charli/Slayyyter heads now.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 26/09/2026

Is that what they call cucks now?

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 26/09/2026

I saw an episode where he was basically like a PI in the 80s, so that's where they're at now. I do love that they just do that and never question any of it.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

That time I brought a one-eyed dragon to my job interview...

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

Me at the job interview with my interviewer

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i should reinstall red alert 3

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

I'm gonna bring an iced coffee and just pour a hefty pull of malort into it before we start, push it to the interviewer, say that one's for them and the bottle's for me, swig away and get it started.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

Real power move that shows you mean biz is smoking cigarettes. That's roll-up your sleeves gumption you just don't see anymore. When the job interviewer has short sleeves on you, puff smoke in their face and say "what are you, a little Catholic school boy?" and then flip the table and leave.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

Oh, SORRY I bought Iced Coffee for everyone at this job interview and the entire bunch of fuck outs there at their desks and happened to also get one for myself, I'll see myself out the door, thanks...

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

this feels very Gen X/Elder Millennial and dude-voted, and I say that as an X dude.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

Is this what Whiskey Fridays is?

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

They'll still vote Republican in 2028 and 2030

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

Feels like a bit of a rip off, bc you'd eventually just repeat penises unless you got alien penises in there or all the dead people that ever existed

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

2026 Seattle Cybertruck Loser Survey

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2026

Rising from the ashes like a reborn Penix

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 24/09/2026

Trump only eats broccoli beef off a naked girl like in Rising Son but even more disgusting

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 24/09/2026

This whole Trump "Super Intelligence" try has real "George Costanza trying to make T-bone happen" vibes.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 23/09/2026

There is totally a very very existent brand of well off liberals that are still very very into dipping into Cowen pods and reading Abundance that don't know they're just in BAP training school.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 23/09/2026

There was a time when I'd go to that Marginal Rev blog and be like "at least conservative economists still have a perspective that I don't necessarily agree with but is debatable and researched." Then dudes found Hanania and BAP and their brains melted too (narrator: they were always like that)

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026

nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 23/09/2026

So Masque of Red Death but also on fire? Where is my notarization stamp, let's go!

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ME: “wells fargo” sounds like yoda explaining how deep some wells are BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what ME: no i just came in to say that

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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i'd like to share with you all a little wrestling move i like to call "fuck you and die in real life"

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 23/09/2026

Why is Eddie Vedder even still alive if he's not out there doing a note 🎶 Jimothy's Spoken 🎶 version?

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 22/09/2026

This whole admin constantly makes my brain play 🎶 with the shape of an L on her forehead 🎶 and I don't want Smashmouth in my head, but these fucks such big L losers all the time.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am literally willing to waste a limited amount of American money to see if I can actually get this

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 22/09/2026

Screw those healthy people that fund insurance!

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 22/09/2026

Awe, baby made a big new word and wants everyone to know how smart and special baby is

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