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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/09/2026

You can't take Cozy Girl Fall from us, gov

A screenshot from America.gov where I ask it about Cozy Girl Fall, and it both says CGF isn't a gov designation and that it doesn't condone CGF.

SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 27/08/2026

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The full cast of Hanna-Barbera's Wacky Races.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 23/08/2026

I almost bought this today pretty psyched that it might be good for niboshi dashi...and then saw the small text. To be honest, it probably is good for it, but they made it weird...

A package of Trader Joe's "Just Sardines" where I nearly missed the subtext of "cat and dog treats," but it is legit just dried sardines, so people could technically just pretend it's not for cats and dogs?

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 28/06/2026

I'm not good at this wordle shit...

A wordle where EE is the end, but I'm an idiot and just tries to write WEEEEE.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 04/06/2026

This once-proud 1980s towel has aged into a torn and frayed bath mat, but I made sure to swap it out from the equally beat up 80s PacMan towel-now-mat to support the movie I probably won't get around to seeing in the theater. But maybe I have inspired you, the viewer!

An old and frayed towel with cartoon He-man holding an axe surrounded by a yellow/red/light blue/dark blue rainbow that says He-Man at the top and Masters of the Universe at the bottom.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 20/05/2026

Also, thanks, now I have an excuse for why I'm an asshole!

text from article: "For years, young people have been drawn to buzzy terms and moods to contend with the societal climate. Gen X-ers who came of age in the Reagan era dealt with cascading social and political issues, including the AIDS epidemic and the nuclear threat of the Cold War. The latchkey children living through a period of increased divorce rates used irony and sarcasm to cope with feelings of disillusionment. “For Gen X, irony wasn’t just humor but armor,” Alexandra Jacobs recently wrote in T: The New York Times Style Magazine."

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 17/05/2026

Most American moment I've ever had.

Gas reads at 6.08 a.gallon but a sign is selling me on buying 3 monster energy drinks to save 10 cents a gallon.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 28/04/2026

The first choice wasn't available....

The lead singer of Flock of Seagulls in his hair era, standing in front of the Pentagon podium with the text "And Iran, Iran so far away..."

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 10/04/2026

Well fine, the universe needed one more....

Melania Trump at a press conference speaking the following (made up mostly) text: "The lies linking me with the Amityville Horror house need to end today. While a mere 50–70-minute commute, depending on congestion and pricing, I have never been NEAR or IN the Amityville Horror house or its backyard boathouse on the Amityville River that leads out to the Long Island Sound. The boathouse holds only small 20–25-foot boats, and to be very clear, since the DeFeo murders, the original Dutch Colonial design of the home has truly suffered. In addition, the infamous Red Room isn’t even red anymore.”

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 09/04/2026

A map of the Star Wars Galaxy in relation to the Amityville Horror house.

A map of the entire Star Wars galaxy with the Amityville Horror House out in the Unknown Regions between Exegol and Ahch-To.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 09/04/2026

Alexander the Great's Battle of Gaugamela in its relation to the Amityville Horror house.

The battle plan of how the battle of Gaugamela played out with Parmenion's forces trying to project the Amityville Horror house from Darius's encirclement.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 09/04/2026

North Korean nuclear sites in relation to Amityville Horror house.

A map of the DRPK with radiation symbols indicating DRPK nuclear sites, along with a haunted house icon on the Sea of Japan/East Sea with an arrow saying "Amityville Horror house" and the "Sea of Japan" crossed out to instead say "Sea of Amityville Horror House."

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 08/04/2026

This should make it far easier for folks to figure out how the Ukraine War is progressing in relation to the Amityville Horror house.

A ISW map of the recent April 7 overall Ukraine-Russian War with a map legend that added "Amityville Horror House" to the Key and shows it in the middle of Crimea.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 08/04/2026

There, every map should orient people around where the Amityville Horror house is.

A map of the Strait of Hormuz edited to have a black square that reads "Amityville Horror house" at the southern tip of the strait.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 08/04/2026

Lol, thanks NYTimes for including the Amityville Horror house on the Gilgo Beach Serial Killer Murders map so i could better orient myself. I only know where things are in relation to the Amityville Horror house.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 02/04/2026

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K

A billboard at the Circle-K gas pumps with rainbow marker "Eat the Rich!" written.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 04/01/2026

Economy really killing our New Year Kagami mochi.

A pizza box plastic "hold the middle of the box up thing" with a square mochi still in plastic wrap on it and a very very small orange on top.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 14/11/2025

What the fuck are we doing here?

a clip from an email from the New York Times with the text

"Olivia Nuzzi on the scandal that upended her career. Olivia Nuzzi loved him. She loved the politician, even though she was a political reporter and he was then a presidential candidate she had written about. He called her 'Livvy' and wrote her poems. He said he wanted her to have his baby. He promised to take a bullet for her. This is what Nuzzi writes in her book, 'American Canto,' never naming the politician who readers will deduce is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Her new book is described in The New York Times for the first time. →"

...and then a black and white vanity shot of Nuzzi looking great with cool sunglasses on bc what the fuck, why?!?!

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 05/11/2025

Almost like you can't just lean into hate with no ideas or plans as a platform forever.

Blue arrows in every part of Virginia showing a drift left across the entire state

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 31/10/2025

Yeah, Christian peoples obviously have zero history of sacrificing people to appease their god....

A 1500s woodcut of some dudes stoking a fire to help burn some ladies that they presumably found to be witches. Some kind of evil spirit floats above the women.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 11/10/2025

Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE

Sprig Plantar, a frog character from Amphibia who is pink, has a green hat, flight-like goggles, a green vest, and black pants (and is anthropomorphic)

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 25/09/2025

I was so mad when I learned it wasn't the dog....

A photo from the film "Good Boy," which is apparently a horror movie from a dog POV, stamped with an "io9 Interview" stamp that makes it look like they might be interviewing the dog (alas, I guess it was the director).

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 28/07/2025

My ghost waited so damn long to be free of the tragedy of Pomei, and this fucker just comes along and starts pouring plaster up my ass.

An illusion showing an archeologist presumably in the field at Pompei pouring plaster into a hollow in the shape of a dead person under the group except he decided to pour the plaster into a funnel that looks like it's in his butt.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 15/07/2025

This is a good one, pass it on....

A Trump social media post saying "STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!!" surrounded by pictures of a very happy Trump with Epstein and that Epstein handler lady and women.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 10/07/2025

Wife and gonna go as the album cover for Rie Murakami's 1984 city pop album Sahara for Halloween and then get mad at everyone not knowing who we are, but I can't figure out how she'll be able to breathe in the toilet paper doughboy costume.

The album cover of Rie Murakami's Sahara album. Upbeat smiling Japanese lady with short hair, arm cocked at side, smiling at camera nexted to some massive faceless creature that looks like a faceless toilet paper too many white tee shirts dough boy creature with a black bow tie and fancy hat. 1980s styles persist in all forms.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 02/07/2025

Taurus missile also has the face I'll make when Germany finally gets around to it

the front of a Taurus missile has some features that make it look like a shocked face

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 24/06/2025

What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?

Boomer the dog diving at the camera to escape a massive alien induced explosion in the movie Independence Day.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 23/06/2025

The borscht really sells the need for a happy birthday mat

A disposable happy birthday table covering with four not-very-festive photoshopped meals on top including two borscht duplicates, maybe a cabbage tomato soup, and something equally not-festive that I can't quite discern.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 27/05/2025

Every memorial day we eat a dog mousse to honor the sacrifices of brave peoples who died so we could continue doing shit this freely and silly

A fairly lifelike chocolate brown mousse jelly dog from the front

A fairly lifelike chocolate brown mousse jelly dog from the top back

A fairly lifelike chocolate brown mousse jelly dog that has been mostly eaten except head and front paws

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 22/05/2025

SOMEONE who previously sat here on this bus got the World Goth Day memo! Unless it says BLOOB?

Oxidized brown stains that spell out "BLOOD" or "BLOOB"

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 21/05/2025

I know people don't want to hear this, but "liberal Joe Rogan" is just Klaud from The Rise of Skywalker.

Klaud, an armless slug-like alien from Star Wars: The Rise of Sky (which blows,.but Klaud is cool) standing next to a robust human resistance pilot

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 29/04/2025

This our West Coast 29th docking?

SM Line Container ship heading into Seattle port with attendant tugs (two visible front and back) with Seattle waterfront and Pike Place market sign visible in foreground

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 03/04/2025

What the fuck am I doing why my life, Scrooge McCube?

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 26/03/2025

I can't believe they got all these stars for Avengers: Doomsday!!!!

List of american baseball player names japanese game folks made up for the 1994 super famicom (SNES) fighting baseball game including such winners as Bobson Dugnutt, Rey McSriff, Scott Dorque, Anatoli I Smorin, etc.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 20/03/2025

Scholastic, you fucking trolling me right now? It's like you live in some totally not fucked up America that's perfectly normal and you're beaming me a now that isn't this actual now.

Part of a Scholastic Books email flyer that encourages me to "Celebrate America's Stories" and has books like "what is the constitution?" an assortment of books on BIPOC heroes, and books on George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 15/03/2025

As a complete aside, Nancy's got hilarious timing on my feed

Posts about how no one on earth should be drawing Jewish people with devil horns followed by a random posting of a Nancy comic panel with Sluggo in a devil costume with devil horns and Nancy refusing to walk with him.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 13/03/2025

These high-school kid DJs are knocking it out of the park on KEXP's 90.teen show. I was all like "yeah, whatever kid, of course I know Parannoul, but then they were like "ok old man, but what about Della Zyr, Minhwi Lee, and Sunkyeol?" And I'm like "well, no, no I haven't, well played."

KEXP's site showing a playlist that starts with Sunkyeol's Still Young at 6:38 am (1 March, PST), Parannoul's Tone after Tone at 6:43, Della Zyr's Pale Blue Dot at 6:50, and Lee Minhwi's Midsummer Fantasia at 6:55.

The music before the Korean set was also badass.

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SmashedNSinking @smashedandsinking.com · 05/03/2025

State of the Moomin, mothefuckers (courtesy of anarchiststickersarchive.org/stickers/3203)

The cartoon character Moomin holding a Molotov cocktail (courtesy of: https://anarchiststickersarchive.org/stickers/3203)

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