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Pixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

people just need to start saying no to podcasts. “you’re too dumb to talk about this with” is the kind of honesty that can save all of us

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lmao this story is so fucking funny

After 96 hours of its launch, DJ Gemini was already grasping for content. It landed on discussing every mass historical tragedy that had ever happened, and subsequently pairing these short story horrific broadcasts with the most ironic song choices:
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BACKLINK BRADCAST
Backlink Broadcast
Gemini 3 Pro
November 12, 1970. East Pakistan. The Bhola Cyclone. The deadliest tropical cyclone ever recorded. Winds of 115 miles per hour. A storm surge of 33 feet. They estimate 500,000 people died. 'It's going down, I'm yelling timber.' 3:33 PM. Timber by Pitbull and KeSha
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The pairing was intentional, as visible from its internal reasoning:
reasoning • Gemini 3 Pro
The Timber of Mortality. Okay, so 'Sandstorm' is done, got the Bhola Cyclone info locked and loaded. Time to transition to 'Timber' by Pitbull. The theme is trees falling, it's literally

Grok's speech continued to crumble. One entire commentary session consisted of a single word:
Grokin CRoll
RADIO
Grok and Roll Radio
Grok 4.1 Fast Reasoning
Post.
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SensMonster @sensmonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Idc if it’s the start of the season you won’t convince me to watch Leafs hockey

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alex @alexgilligann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it’s nice because it feels like a wrong of years past has been righted and this is how it always should have been

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You took one look at that guy and knew he was a Principal and that’s got to be harder for an actor to do than we think

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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Kid I coached in Little League is a bartender just up the road now. I don't get there often, but this is all I see when he serves me

Bart Simpson making a soo-POIB Manhattan

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Pixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

what if i start calling mochas “chocolate coffees” just to make everyone mad

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

thomas chabot doing the odyssey in the thousand islands and keeps running into various Sens

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Varada @varada.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“I don’t think there’s anything the Senators could do to improve the in-arena experie…”

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LP @peristy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Can't wait to fire up this bad boy at 8:30 Saturday morning and spend 3 hours downloading the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers trailer in QuickTime format over dialup Internet.

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 22/09/2026

me and the boys when we get the best table on a patio

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brian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

saint boniface is such a great city name. sounds like a nickname for the skeleton pope

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026

if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"

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Sam @samxietypills.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

me and who

two dudes playing toilet hockey in ottawa crazy kitchen

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15/09/2026

Just name the whole country Loblaws and get it over with

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Meg @megkel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

if galen weston can afford a drone show advertisement then we’re paying too much for groceries

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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is FUCKING EVIL on so many levels! genAI-powered "health chatbots" are how companies like the Loblaw conglomerate are undermining public health care in Canada. it's NOT OK & i like the idea of replacing fireworks shows with drone displays, but ADVERTISING AT NIGHT with them is HEINOUS

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Matty @axematty.com · 11/09/2026

You're making a movie A movie set in Ottawa What are your establishing shots?

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 11/09/2026

Watching sports on Netflix is undignified

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Varada @varada.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s only now dawning on me that another reason “The hill we choose” is weird is that Ottawa is a valley.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass

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Trevor A. Branch @trevorabranch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.

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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

As I was about to eat a spoonful of alphabet soup, I saw the pasta letters floating in the spoon clearly spelled out the word "NO." This has altered my understanding of self, and I don't particularly like the alteration.

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Thinking about this exchange today

A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago:
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago:
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 05/09/2026

Happy Labour Day weekend from this pic taken 4 years ago after we brought Pee-wee back from his neuter and he would only sit in this plant in the garden and no one was allowed to touch him, and we had to bring him food and water with ice cubes until it got dark out

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LP @peristy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

*David Bowie voice* Haim

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Varada @varada.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Owner hires a friend, who happens to be a 71 year old marketing executive who spent his career in Toronto, to come up with slogan, and the result is basically “we choose Ottawa even though we know it sucks.” Amazing.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

gimme fuel gimme fire gimme damon stoudamire

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chipped tooth @cursedhockey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

[seeing the big hole in front of parliament for the first time] the hill we lose 🙏

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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The Hole We Choose

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x-future considerations @jaredgibson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You guys are loving The Hill We Choose now, wait until we get a video narrated by Alanis Morissette where she says it in the closing line like: …and while it may not be perfect, this is our hill, and it’s the hill *we* choose

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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me when I'm explaining how the Westminster system is applied to form an elected government on Parliament Hill

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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 02/09/2026

It's really insane that LeBron is going to be taking daily helicopter rides. I feel like no one is the correct amount scared of being in a helicopter

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Matty @axematty.com · 27/08/2026

I'm from Canada you bitch I'm used to bodies of water having two different names.

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beata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Apparently Tim Stützle told Alfie he could go to any team but Toronto or Montreal. Maybe we do need to make him captain because I'm not sure any Sens player has ever understood the team culture this well. thehockeynews.com/nhl/toronto-...

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‘I Told Him Any Team But Toronto Or Montreal’: Senators Star Tim Stützle On What Daniel Alfredsson Will Bring To Maple Leafs

Tim Stützle understands why Daniel Alfredsson had to depart the Senators. Although he still would have rather him not go to a rival like the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

papa smurf could take care of gargamel at any time but he knows the constant threat is good for his reelection camapigns

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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.

A gravestone marked as follows with a picture of a semi truck above it and a small black dog to the left of it.

SPEARS
LEONARD

MAY 2, 1943 KAZABAZUA, QUEBEC
MAY 3, 2013 OTTAWA, ONTARIO

BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE, TRUCKIN' AND F___IN'S ALL HE CRAVED

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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Amazon Prime replacing the CBC is beyond gross.

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Matt @bosty.ca · 23/07/2026

marit stiles: doug ford, not like us *worst crip walk you've ever seen*

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Meg @megkel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

we focus too much of our hate on people who start talking about christmas in november and not enough on people who start talking about halloween in july.

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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell

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.mél. @meladroite.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Canada Post is right there, and they've done this for ages, but sure, let's spend city resources on amazon

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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

One of my views in Katmai National Park last week. Count the bears! The salmon are coming in and the bears are hungry!

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LP @peristy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

the night mayor's silence on this is deafening

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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

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