Sign in

LP

@peristy.bsky.social
1.4K followers 243 following 3.4K posts

if there's two things i know, it's women and exactly what's going to happen in the future

PostsRepliesMedia
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 9h
Overall impressions are that this is actually a rare example of a legitimate "Grow the Game" podcast. They spend a lot of time explaining nuances of NA leagues to their (likely) German audience e.g. players are responsible for their own training during the off-season, back-to-back games exist, etc.
0111
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 21h
Big Leafs fan news here
4140
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 22h
If anything interesting gets said in this, I will let you know about it.
1171
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 23h
me being forced to bury tim stützle's podcast:
080
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Le Beau de la Beauce
1130
Reposted by LP
Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Chabot deserves this the most. He is the CEO of carrying dog shit Sens rosters.
1709
Reposted by LP
beata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the fit you wear to get named captain of a Canadian NHL team
0364
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good vibes need to survive first contact with the enemy to be worth anything, but nearly everything the Sens have done since dumping Brady Tkachuk has been perfect vibeswise.
1280
Reposted by LP
beata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THOMAS CHABOT ACCEPTING THE CAPTAINCY IN A CLAUDE GIROUX MR DESPERATE SHIRT OH MY GOD
0545
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Weird how "Who is going to be the next Sens captain?" was the off-season question that launched a thousand podcast episodes and now it's just a complete non-topic.
250
Reposted by LP
Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
really sucks how much social media (even just text based ones) has fragmented....bluesky has lib chopped uncs...substack notes has annoying writers...threads and twitter have all the really mentally ill people. That used to be all in one place!
1155037
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Between Ersson and now Johansson, I'm intrigued by the possibility that the Senators org believes that one of the biggest market inefficiencies in the NHL right now is goalies who suck.
2200
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leaving Merilainen send post
1130
Reposted by LP
Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rasheed Wallace "Ball Don't Lie"
130638
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want this to be the season that we move up from 2nd to 1st on the Habs fans' rankings.
3211
Reposted by LP
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
63106662525
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm seein' double, here. Four shitty pre-season scores!
180
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't wait to fire up this bad boy at 8:30 Saturday morning and spend 3 hours downloading the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers trailer in QuickTime format over dialup Internet.
3525
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Technically, all classical recordings are "cover versions", but I really enjoy the Beethoven symphonies arranged for Piano Trio/Quartett that Yo Yo Ma and Friends have been putting out over the past couple of years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOFm...
youtube.com
Symphony No. 3 in E-Flat Major, Op. 55 "Eroica": I. Allegro con brio
YouTube video by Yo-Yo Ma - Topic
020
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There comes a point in your life when you realize that your father is just Some Guy. This is what that looks like.
1250
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think we could have achieved civlizational ascendance if ABBA had just had a black bass player.
151
Reposted by LP
Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
1207436626
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
020
Reposted by LP
beata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You arrive in ottawa, excited to play with NHL legend Claude Giroux. The entire team owns t-shirts with his face on it labelled "Mr. Desperate." He immediately singles you out in drills and knocks you on your ass.
1222
Reposted by LP
Matty @axematty.com · 18/09/2026
oh no stavvy stay out of this buddy. 😆
281
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I became aware of this story a few weeks ago and it's insane to me that it hasn't been everywhere
1120
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My "I am not complicit" t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
191
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have no idea what "Associate Member" of the EU will mean, but the UK famously tried to negotiate some sort of special relationship with the EU and they spectacularly failed due to their various "red lines" including sovereignty over trade deals, movement of goods and people, and courts.
160
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fake Laugherson
270
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is such a funny thing to lie about
240
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
drake batherson, welcome to the "hey, it's not *my* money" hall of fame
1160
Reposted by LP
polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 15/09/2026
nobody else has the steel moral core to tell you the truth in release notes
- Some bugs removed.
- More bugs added.
31088161
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am all-in on Substation Theory. Every single 49er was a DND in fantasy for me this year. These guys have been ruining their bodies and by extension my fantasy season for too long. No longer!
000
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jaxon Cover has me thinking: when was the last time the Sens had a forward prospect who generated any highlights whatsoever?
5231
Reposted by LP
gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
4863531675
Reposted by LP
The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
43136382803
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I agree. I'm going to need to see AI researchers/employees do a lot more than just posting before I believe they have true conviction in what they are saying.
260
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Obviously it's fuck cars all day around here, more cycling infrastructure is always better, the life of one cyclist is worth more than those of a thousand car drivers, etc., but there's no denying that at least 50% of people on bikes at any given time ride like absolute baboons.
6130
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the blowjob brothers are back in town
140
Reposted by LP
henry breadstick @henrybreadstick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"That's right, with extra anchovies ... Armstrong Stadium, the big chair right in the middle ... tell security I sent you, they'll let you in"
Cicak on the phone
1496
Reposted by LP
Radio Free Sens @radiofreesens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Senagoth Lounge Presents The All-Wasteman Team www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ9Z...
youtube.com
The Senagoth Lounge [008] - The All-Wasteman Team
YouTube video by Radio Free Sens
5143
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*David Bowie voice* Haim
041
Reposted by LP
K-J @kjkucharik.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🎶Sens on the hill That’s where I wanna be! (Timmy, Timmy! Timmy, Timmy!) Choosing the Senators’ hill…🎶
3122
Reposted by LP
brian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
oh yes…. oh YES
2443
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Very illuminating piece from @graemenichols.bsky.social here: thehockeynews.com/nhl/ottawa-s...
thehockeynews.com
Senators Unveil New Marketing Brand: 'The Hill We Choose'
Branding veteran Peter Shier reshapes the franchise’s branding to match a new era of "Best in Class.".
091
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think a fun season slogan for the Sens would have been "NO BAGS" 1. it represents the work ethic of the team, in that every player will "work his bag off" 2. it reflects the conditions of entry to Canadian Tire Centre
3311
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There needs to be a version of the Hippocratic Oath that you have to take before working for the Ottawa Senators which begins "First, don't embarrass us."
1130
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
James and I recorded this before "The Hill We Choose" dropped, but I think you guys are gonna dig it anyway.
180
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Podcasting Inside Baseball Shit: anyone who wants to discuss what has happened to Zencastr please slide into my DMs
010
LP @peristy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this is what learning mandarin feels like:
050