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Sam @samxietypills.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

get u a captain that truly serves ur team 🫡🥵

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brian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

YOUR chabottawa senators

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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love when the Sens win and our captain doesn't need to go to the locker room and kiss a framed picture of his older brother

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Nate @nkb121.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Ottawa Senators are cool, Silver Seven is cool and Beata is the best recap writer going

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brian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

welcome to your chabot years

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Sam @samxietypills.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

SENS ARE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS CONFIRMED‼️

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Not So Country Brodes @notsocountrybrodes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Every post I've seen on The Gram about Chabby being captain has been liked by Stützle. Every. Single. One. Even posts that have been up for hours with 200 likes.

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sens, eh? @sens-eh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the hill we choose

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Tim @trepan.io · 19/09/2026

I have always had some trouble translating the log/cdf stuff so I made what I hope is a helpful graph for people to get a feel for how tightly uncertainty affects your per-team score:

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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 26/09/2026

Submissions are due by noon atlantic this monday.

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Louis Boulet @louisboulet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Angus Crookshank on waivers, you know what to do @senators.bsky.social

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Thomas @gosensgo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pretty genius move to light a fire under Ullmarks ass. Every day he will sit there knowing there is no one who can possibly play net other than him.

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Sam @samxietypills.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🅱️ on TOP ‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥💪

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Matt the hill appreciator @segm09.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me praying for good goaltending this season

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JPants™️ @littleleo101.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Someone needs to study why The Sens end up destroying the development of every goalie who comes to work for them

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James McCrea @jamesmccrea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Goalies need a 15 minute community to thrive. It’s the CTC location that’s the problem.

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brian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

end every question, no matter the context, with a rambling argument that erik brännström was unfairly maligned on the sens

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kentonagbone @kentonagbone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh, I see what he did wrong here. He was supposed to drive his semi to Ottawa and blare his horn 24/7 for 3+ weeks. Then he would've gotten the Timbits, not arrested. Rookie mistake.

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James McCrea @jamesmccrea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Haven’t seen a white elephant gift at the holiday party lead to the ombuds office in a while, so let’s go, we’re due.

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beata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You arrive in ottawa, excited to play with NHL legend Claude Giroux. The entire team owns t-shirts with his face on it labelled "Mr. Desperate." He immediately singles you out in drills and knocks you on your ass.

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joe dan tony @slowhnds.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Just imagined trying to use the toilet in the crazy kitchen

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Chief Caffeination Officer 🇵🇸 🇨🇦 @shortqueendewie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This story deserves more rage from the hockey community

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Patrick “Amadio Fan” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Appreciated some art last week

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brian @theartofzub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

why is detroit dragging their feet on hiring a new gm when there’s a perfectly good pierre dorion available

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JPants™️ @littleleo101.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(Also I know I do post about hockey, but if I ever become This Mutual, take me out back & shoot me)

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Matt @bosty.ca · 04/09/2026

The Hill We Choose

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Glenn @somecoolguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Yeah, @bosty.ca is the best

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SensMonster @sensmonster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Once again I should have been invited to the Ottawa Senators media launch event

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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Okay I've taken time to process it all and The Hill We Choose is the best slogan of all time and the Ottawa Senators are the greatest men's hockey team ever created

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Marnie @marnie-sensfan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Feel like there’s others that should take this seriously too but can’t quite put my finger on it

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James McCrea @jamesmccrea.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Just overheard a conversation outside where people were confusing the IDF and the IRS

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alex @alexgilligann.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

hayley wickenheiser how would you like to be the general manager of the ottawa charge

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Sam @samxietypills.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“sir, a second formerly beloved sens captain has left the organization to join the side of pure evil”

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tak @taksevasion.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Alfie leaving FOR THE LEAFS is devastating, but what would probably be even more devastating would be the inevitability of the fanbase turning on him as a coach and calling for his firing if he continued coaching This is why franchise guys should be taking “special advisor” type roles lmao

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