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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 5h

tired: heated rivalry succeeded because people want shows about hockey wired: heated rivalry succeeded because people want shows about gay people inspired: heated rivalry succeeded because people want shows about people from Ottawa

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if the red sox aren't able to eliminate the Yankees they don't get to be their main rival any more. you had your time but pass the torch to someone like the jays who can get it done

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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

on average, the last two Sens captains have been able to read in one language

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

one of the great single episode characters. Scorpio and Langley are the only two I'd definitely put ahead of him

park ranger from the Simpsons episode "Mountain of Madness"

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

chabot gonna be on daddy duty for the whole team this year

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beata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

and you know what else? canada would have won gold with him on the roster

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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Broke: Thomas Chabot is a Jesus allegory Woke: Jesus is a Thomas Chabot allegory

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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

World Champions of the Frontier League

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if we get 24-25 Johansson rather than literally any other stretch of his career LOOK OUT

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chipped tooth @cursedhockey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

YOUR OTTAWA TITANS ARE ONE WIN AWAY

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

kinda wild that ottawa/gatineau are the only major cities on provincial borders in Canada (with apologies to lloydminster and fort smith)

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

on the one hand it's good that Leiper has pushed Sutcliffe to run on much needed spending increases. on the other hand, I have literally no faith that he will follow through on these promises if re-elected

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

only defender without a goal against at 5 on 5 with the second most minutes played just sayin

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think this Jays season hurts more because if they had finished the job 2025 would've felt like the penultimate step on the ladder but now we have to basically deal with that heartbreak all over again

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

and yet Ottawa still faces the same affordability crisis as cities with higher tax rates!

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

big deal. I haven't reported to Jets training camp for years

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I admire Mark Carney's commitment that the only people who can bleed us dry and grow fat from the profits are Canadian 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 companies

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I might hate baseball more than anything in the world!

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jaxon Cover's debut in the 2028 playoffs is gonna be the stuff of legends

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think this is the funniest joke ever youtu.be/wwB3tcs1L8A?...

youtu.be

The Simpsons - My Name Is Mr. Burns

YouTube video by Mostly Simpsons

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I can understand why the league went through all that trouble to stop the sens from drafting Jaxon Cover

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Meg @megkel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

if galen weston can afford a drone show advertisement then we’re paying too much for groceries

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

nice mole hill you got there. wanna see something cool?

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm available for a very reasonable price

oppenheimer: kermit
kitty: miss piggy
jean: annie sue
groves: sam the eagle
nichols: bobo
einstein: rowlf
niels bohr: dr strangepork
teller: animal
rabi: fozzie
senate aide: scooter
lawrence: gonzo
alvarez: rizzo
lomanitz: robin
roger robb: statler and waldorf
lloyd garrison: sweetums
tolman: beauregard
bush: pepe
fermi: lew zealand
frank: walter
ruth: camilla
bethe: floyd

szilard: dr honeydew
hill: beaker
borden: uncle deadly
blackett: swedish chef
chevalier: dr teeth
fuchs: zoot
hornig: janice
pash: crazy harry
truman: link hogthrob
stimson: pops
weatherman: newsman
strauss: robert downey jr

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

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Patrick “Amadio Fan” Kennedy @paddyken32.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Lance Oppenheim: “I am become cyclist, guy with one ball”

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

the space program

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Matt @bosty.ca · 03/09/2026

the thrill we house

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ersson gonna have a disappointing start and we'll swap backups with Vegas call that the Hill we choose

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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Me when I'm explaining how the Westminster system is applied to form an elected government on Parliament Hill

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The Clippers have filed the following letter in response to Adam Silver:

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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Garbage Ape!

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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!

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John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

FROM: john@cpncrunch.com TIME: 4:21pm SUBJECT: re: berries The cereal. It's all crunch berries ________________________________ FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com TIME: 3:28pm SUBJECT: re: berries what __________________________________ FROM: john@cpncrnch.com TIME: 3:27pm SUBJECT: berries It's all berries

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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This zaza will give you a 2019 Alex Caruso hairline

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