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Nick P

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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just learned that the french for poison ivy is a literal translation of pus grass
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Second place in the Sunday wrapup tournament but first place in the fan polls
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jacob Shaffelburg has never looked more Australian
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ain't no summer like late summer
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Real top notch slate of games I picked today
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you never seen a radio almost score a run on a fielder's choice or a catch made with a purse, then get your ass to the Drag Game
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The other goal will be on the morning highlights tomorrow
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
How about them 4-11 Mudslingers, conquerors of the OSSC Intermediate 5th Place game
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well UEFA were probably having nightmares about a Celtic v Beer Sheva UCL fixture but the soccer gods have taken care of that
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's too bad the Age of Discovery is over. I just found something
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stop stop we're already dead etc.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You can rent the Titans stadium and play like ass while your friends watch
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
(at the museum) can i have this
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.
Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This did not go well
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.”
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damien Owens’ tweet from 2022:

“I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’

but I’ve changed “celebrity” to “business”
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
How The Soldier Stole Yuletide! (1984): The childhood sequel to Son Of Kermit The Frog (1982).
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Another wild day in O-Town
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Guy wins the golden glove and doesn't pretend it's his dick once. Disappointing
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The refs get medals but no third place game. Maybe throw together some games with the leftover teams?
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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don't condone Muppet violence, but as a stunt, Gonzo should let Messi kick him and see how far he goes.
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the two outfits for men
A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a button-up shirt and tan pants. A photo of a dog peeking out of a car window. The placement of the dog and the person taking the photo — where the lower half of the person's outfit is reflecting off the car door — makes it look like the dog is wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Apollo gift of prophecy
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That was some fireable shit from Tuchel
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wellington West
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
CONCARRIFIC
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TJGator @tjgator.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
God dammit, Nashville Walmart.
XXTREME Dude Wipes with menthol, called “MENTHOLE,” because god dammit.
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Embolo what are you doing
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ryerson for Norway looks like he's about to beat up Daniel Larusso
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Well there goes my Saturday night
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Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 10/07/2026
Maybe I’m old fashioned but I think that if you celebrate a goal with the “ball under shirt” thing you should not also do a chest bump with your teammates and then kick the ball into the stands afterward.
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
One of the many insane things in this world cup is that Dembele is going to score 6 or 7 goals, finish 4th in the scoring race, and almost never be talked about
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The anti-arab racism from the argentines will be a refreshing change from the usual stuff
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He reached out with his finger of shit and he touched them
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have never wanted to hear what Alexei Lalas has to say this much in my entire life
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gawd how do the Americans have Tim Ream out there. Dude wouldn't even make the Canadian bench
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is cruel and unusual punishment
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Houston I am outta here
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well between Paraguay and Brazil they aren't talking about our exit anymore so thanks for that fellas
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Had yer chances, couldn't take them, out in the round of 16. Congrats Brazil you are Canada now
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Nick P @stuckfiddy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Tomorrow Canada. Today Cabo Verde
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