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Sam

@slash016.bsky.social
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Just out here trying to be a good person. Wrestling. Paramore. Books. Video games.

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Sam @slash016.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sometimes my emotions get “stuck” and I really need to cry but can’t. The floodgates opened earlier and I cried about everything I needed to cry about, but then couldn’t stop and also wept about professional wrestling (again).
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 22/05/2026
Tip of the top of the greetin' to ya! ☘️
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
*sexting* Hah! Gross
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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Me, when I overhear someone talking about one of my special interests
Picture of a white dog sticking its head through a doorway, looking sly and mischievous with its mouth slightly open
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
On the tube
Photo of a fake OpenAi ad on the overground. Text: "Yes, we built a machine that tells teenagers to kill themselves.

But — it might also help them with their homework."

Chatgpt logo
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear.

Text reads:
Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are.

Big Dweebs

Walking Nutsacks

LOSERS

Turd-eating Bitch Boys

Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times
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Sam @slash016.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If you peaked in high school and drink alone in your recliner every night while watching Fox News because you have nothing to contribute to society and everyone you love has left your sorry ass after realizing you have zero humanity or redeemable qualities, hey, could could always join ICE.
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Sam @slash016.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I try to move my body in a way that makes me feel joyful for 20 minutes a day on top of my normal walks with my dog. Today I realized I’ve always wanted to dance like the girl in the Groove Is In The Heart video, so that’s exactly what I did. MORE JOY AND WHIMSY IN OUR LIVES PLEASE.
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Sam @slash016.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you’re feeling a deep rage inside of you that kind of scares you but also feels like power, I can’t recommend Florence and the Machine’s “Everybody Scream” enough. The whole album.
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Sam @slash016.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Little things about being alive that are rad: When the sky looks like cotton candy and that first, refreshing breath of crisp air hits your lungs.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
this is a real setback for podcasters who want to grow up to run the FBI some day
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS
When a parrot wanted to connect with a distant friend, a touchscreen showed a selection of other birds available online. The parrots learned to activate the screen, designed specially for them, by touching it gently with their tongues rather than pecking aggressively with their beaks.
"We had 26 birds involved," said Hirskyj-Douglas. "They would use the system up to three hours a day, with each call lasting up to five minutes." The interactions ranged from preening and playing with toys to loud vocal exchanges.
"When we went through the data, we found that most of these parrots had favourite friends," said Hirskyj-Douglas.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is why they usually give shooters three names! “Lee Harvey Oswald” isn’t what his friends called him, it’s what the authorities released to avoid other Lee Oswalds getting mistaken. It’s weird they didn’t do it in this case.
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 12/09/2025
i hate how I can’t tell if the news is real or not anymore. everything is so stupid it all sounds like jokes
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒 Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️ Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
youtube.com
Hades II – v1.0 Launch Trailer (Coming Sep. 25!)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Kirk didn't serve in the military or hold office. The war hero treatment -- half-mast flags, military guard, Air Force Two escort, calls for a statue at the Capitol or to lie in the Rotunda -- shows that for MAGA, service to Trump has become the highest, most honorable form of service.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025
Super weird that the guy who was Practicing Politics The Right Way somehow magically seems to have a following so racist against Black people that him getting shot by a white person in the whitest state in USA results in 7 Black universities receiving terror threats. What's this got to do with us?!
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Scott @smadin.net · 12/09/2025
Finnish-style baby boxes with clothes, supplies, formula, jarred food, etc., for the first couple years of life; tricycle at 5yo; bike at 8yo; choice of hobby gear (various instruments, art supplies, etc.) plus vouchers for year of lessons at 10, 13, 15, 18.
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Amir Talai @amirtalai.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It’s almost like letting young white men marinate their brains in an algorithm-driven toxic stew of nihilistic hate 24/7 and giving them ready access to guns is a bad idea
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2025
man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i refuse to join a cult where they lionize Horrible Guys™️ i will only join a cult where we can make pee-pee jokes and draw dicks on all the mirrors and eat french toast hot dogs every other saturday
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Weird how this is always go to Jupiter or live in the center of the earth but not “everyone has a good union job and healthcare”, like that’s the thing that is believing in unicorns
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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Sam @slash016.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Telling myself “this is mildly inconvenient right now but you’re going to fucking HATE waking up to it in the morning” is a surprisingly effective way to make myself clean up the kitchen before bed.
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rayyy lmao @raynarvaezjr.sucks · 11/09/2025
Y’all like my new hat?
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Part of what keeps America so violent is the insistence that people perform care, empty goodness and absolution for white men who espouse hatred and violence.
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Sean Fay-Wolfe | Diamond Axe Studios @seanfaywolfe.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
We don’t even know who fucking did it.
A series of screenshots of tweets where (presumably) conservatives are declaring war on “the left” and requesting that Democratic politicians be jailed regarding the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.
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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.blacksky.app · 11/09/2025
A lot of people currently calling for civility saw Kirk's violence as harmless because they weren't the primary target. The fact that being lower on the list is seen as safety is wild to me.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 10/09/2025
It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Yep, and right before he was shot he blamed trans people for mass shootings and then in response to a question about the total number of mass shootings goes "counting or not counting gang violence?" The crack lands like a punctuation mark
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Cam Gullett @camarogulag.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My mom always told me to keep my mouth shut if I had nothing nice to say, but she’s not on BlueSky, so fuck that bobble-headed racist piece of shit.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Guns make weak, dumb people feel strong and smart, and leads them to fantasize about being applauded for killing someone.
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 31/08/2025
so many of the small indignities of daily life come from us being denied the ability to tell a rich man in a tech company to fuck off. minesweeper has microtransactions. paid services have ads. the opt out says maybe later. the drive thru is a broken chatbot. your car is an ipad. fuck off! fuck off!
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
<me sowing> “Hahaha yes! This rules!” <me reaping> “what the fuck- <gets shot>
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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Welp.
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Sam @slash016.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I know I’m tired because I just asked the dog “do you think that was kind?” like I might ask a child who’s being a dick.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:
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The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I hope to live my life in a way that 3 different women don't combine together to perform a song with the lyrics "The end of you is the start of life for me"
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Sam @slash016.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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