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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 28/09/2026
Being broke + unemployed sucks when you have to pay rent, utilities *and* your hrt and antidepressants are running out. I'm sorry to continue asking month in and month out, but there's no way I can make it this month on my own. Thank you in advance ko-fi.com/fivefivefive...
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 26/09/2026
shoutout to being a little bit too cold and then getting in to bed and warming up but it’s still a bit cool
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 26/09/2026
BULLDOZE THE CITY OF BRISBANE
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 24/09/2026
lorikeets on the neighbour’s tree! only just over the fence, just above head height
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 24/09/2026
going up to 200mg prog. if i go insane or horny that’s why
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clunse bungis @clunse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Real Money Gaming" is something you say after missing 15 shots as Widowmaker but these fuckers have turned it into a euphemism for gambling
discord Real Money Gaming setting
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 24/09/2026
lorikeets on the neighbour’s tree! only just over the fence, just above head height
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 24/09/2026
doing mitch starc absolutely filthy with the “fast medium” label. in what universe
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 18/09/2026
take time to enjoy life’s small pleasures, like putting your whole hand over a cat’s face so they get really annoyed at you
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 12/09/2026
flying home!! nothing fucked up happened on planes today right?
the front of a plane cabin
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 11/09/2026
god. outrageous. just be fucking picturesque then
a fresh green grassy field contains three sheep. the largest is still quite young and small. the next smallest is just a lamb, and is grazing next to them. the smallest, so tiny they’re barely poking out of the grass, is curled up asleep in their shadow. leaves from a macadamia tree frame the photo. above, the sun is just breaking through the clouds after a rainy morning
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 11/09/2026
god. outrageous. just be fucking picturesque then
a fresh green grassy field contains three sheep. the largest is still quite young and small. the next smallest is just a lamb, and is grazing next to them. the smallest, so tiny they’re barely poking out of the grass, is curled up asleep in their shadow. leaves from a macadamia tree frame the photo. above, the sun is just breaking through the clouds after a rainy morning
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kill, destroy, motor cycle @beefskeleton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
corey taylor from slipknot: let me just say something real quick. back when i was a raid leader on Tichondrius realm we had this one mage who couldn't sheep the fucking adds on the Majordomo fight! here's his blizzard ID! we're not gonna play Wait and Bleed until you tell this guy to fuck off
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 06/09/2026
sunday night reading
a coffee table, on it a mug of tea and a hardback TTRPG book - Delta Green: Impossible Landscapes
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i know the games industry is a mess and ubisoft deserves no grace, and i’m not giving them any. i just think this is honestly more funny than anything and if this happened to me i wouldn’t even be mad. i’d just be like wow that’s hilarious
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 24/08/2026
i warned you
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 24/08/2026
& so basically i went crazy for amv night youtu.be/Jbb6R6ha6SI?...
youtu.be
War AMV*
YouTube video by videogames_420
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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 24/08/2026
Whats hilarious is that like fifteen years ago i applied to cdp for a job at gog and the interviewer called me a faggot to my face
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thanks to Pat and Luke's AMV nights on twitch I've made like 8 AMVs this year and I think this new one is the one I'm most proud of www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJUq...
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1x2 - Endless Waltz
YouTube video by Kendra Wells (kendrawcandraw)
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thanks everyone who tuned in for AMV night 7! Here’s my video 😈https://youtu.be/Lg40X8ATGlw?is=nCO1jkEIltwgxnFv
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ONE BODY
YouTube video by Pizza_Suplex_Content_Hell
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 24/08/2026
& so basically i went crazy for amv night youtu.be/Jbb6R6ha6SI?...
youtu.be
War AMV*
YouTube video by videogames_420
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 22/08/2026
marnus get out of the fucking team challenge
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 22/08/2026
welp renshaw’s out, time to kneejerk pick another opener. campbell kellaway it’s time to have your career ruined
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 22/08/2026
a non-exhaustive list of names my cat Diego has been called in the past 24 hours: deegs dingus dingus bingus binbags bin bins ding ding dingus bo bingus bing bing bong DJ Smooth Professor Slick Dr Screams screams demon screamsm’n old yeller dickhead aer dingus dingua franca dieglow dumblestiltskin
a black cat looks adorably up at the camera, while he lies on a large cardboard box
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 22/08/2026
MITCH BABY HE’S A GOD
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 19/08/2026
porno where two people dressed as the twin towers are spitroasting a third dressed as a plane
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
idk how else to put this but if you as a non-indigenous australian are not mad as hell about the treatment of first nations people then you need to fix your fucking heart
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"puzzle games"? ohhhh you mean thinkslop
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Natalie Gray @natgrayy.es · 09/08/2026
I’ve changed my name: Natalie Gray. (She/her) For me, this change is more administrative than anything else, and I feel exactly the same internally as I did yesterday. This is a bigger change for you than it is for me, so please don't treat it as something requiring congratulation.
In the style of the compilation album art work: "NOW That's What I Call Natalie Gray"
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 18/08/2026
given you can stimulate muscles with electrical impulses, there is no reason why we could not invent the most powerful self defence tool of all time: a taser that makes you cum so hard you shit yourself advancing ominously? good luck even standing up. pickpocketing? buddy, worry about ur own pants
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
AMV night 7! August 23 @ Twitch.tv/thelukeman
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 18/08/2026
given you can stimulate muscles with electrical impulses, there is no reason why we could not invent the most powerful self defence tool of all time: a taser that makes you cum so hard you shit yourself advancing ominously? good luck even standing up. pickpocketing? buddy, worry about ur own pants
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 16/08/2026
just finished my latest amv this one’s gonna be fucking crazy
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 16/08/2026
wouldn’t be surprised if cummins goes out for boland next test, he was 10km/h down on pace at the end of the 2nd innings and hasn’t bowled in this one. back might be twingey still? lyon also looked hopeless, dunno if he wasn’t trusting his leg fully or was just rusty or what
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 13/08/2026
Saber Interactive's CEO Matt Karch can get in the bin: aftermath.site/saber-interact...
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bad news babe Nicholas Hoult is dead to us now. Yeah that guy you liked from Skins. He's in a Harry Potter now. No, its not the movies, its on HBO. Like a tv show. Yeah they color graded it like a Danish prestige murder drama for some reason. Looks like complete shit.
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
really don't love seeing polygon reupload older videos featuring laid-off staff like pat gill and clayton ashley under the byline 'polygon staff' staff? you sure?
Five recent posts on Polygon. Four out of five are reuploads of videos from a few years ago, featuring laid-off staff Pat and Clayton.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I invented a new idea of drink: if you let a cup with mostly ice in it and some Lime Coke zero sit on your windowsill all night it turns into a new idea: "Sour Water". Sour water has no flavor except is sour. It makes you nervous to drink
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 09/08/2026
the new mountain goats album is GOOD
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QT 🔞 @forbiddenqt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
New Dropout show where Brennan Lee Mulligan has to de-radicalize an incel, called "Change Gamer"
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mike @schneider.coffee · 07/08/2026
the list of former band members of swiss folk metal band Eluveitie is really something else. yeah for two years we had some lady on the Crumhorn but she left and we couldn't find anyone else who even knew what a crumhorn was
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    Philipp Reinmann – Irish bouzouki (2003–2004)
    Mättu Ackermann – violin (2003–2004)
    Yves Tribelhorn – lead guitar (2003–2004)
    Dani Fürer – rhythm guitar (2003–2004)
    Gian Albertin – bass, sound effects, backing vocals (2003–2004)
    Dario Hofstetter – drums (2003–2004)
    Dide Marfurt – hurdy-gurdy, bagpipes (2003–2005)
    Severin Binder – bagpipes, flutes, whistles, backing vocals (2004–2005)
    Linda Suter – violin, backing vocals (2004–2006)
    Sarah Wauquiez – hurdy-gurdy, crumhorn, accordion, backing vocals (2005–2006; guest 2009)
    Sevan Kirder – bagpipes, flutes, whistles, backing vocals (2003–2008)
    Rafi Kirder – bass, backing vocals (2004–2008)
    Siméon Koch – lead guitar, backing vocals (2004–2012)
    Meri Tadić – violin, backing vocals (2003–2013)
    Patrick "Päde" Kistler – bagpipes, whistles, backing vocals (2008–2014)
    Ivo Henzi – rhythm guitar (2004–2016)
    Merlin Sutter – drums (2004–2016)
    Anna Murphy – hurdy-gurdy, flutes, clean vocals, occasional unclean vocals (2006–2016)
    Shir-Ran Yinon – violin, backing vocals (2015–2016)
    Michalina Malisz – hurdy-gurdy (2016–2022)
    Nicole Ansperger – violin, backing vocals (2013–2015, 2016–2024)
    Annie Riediger – hurdy-gurdy (2022–2024)
    Matteo Sisti – bagpipes, tin whistles (2014–2025), hurdy-gurdy (2024–2025)
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emma 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @5g.gay · 05/08/2026
get out of the server rack you little shit
a black cat peeks out from the back of a floor to ceiling server rack. the floor is carpeted and it’s warm and dark. you can really only see his eyes
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The Hound From Tindalos @reduxpup.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey I'm sorry to ebeg again uh this months bills and rent come to 822 aud this month I will be able to cover this with my cenno but it'll leave me in a really tight position incase anything else comes up for the fortnight Anything helps me stay in meds/sanity www.paypal.me/Macpherson185
paypal.me
Pay Alexander Macpherson using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/Macpherson185 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 01/08/2026
My girlfriend still needs to pay for her dental care. If you have anything to give, we would be so grateful <3
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Please use this link twitch.uservoice.com/forums/92338... and tell twitch how fucking insane this is. Comment and let twitch know that this is horrible. Thank you
twitch.uservoice.com
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 30/07/2026
There's already so many ways to play N64 games without supporting a fashy little freak's pet project. Do not buy the war crime n64. aftermath.site/war-crime-n64-...
Palmer Luckey sitting behind his little M64 by ModRetro.
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Jess @sylviej25.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Mechsploitation but the mech is just a greyhound bus
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Snail Jam 2: Snail Jammer @aridomogato.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
check this out [fires my deadly beam]
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 30/07/2026
I never use the fancy extra buttons that mouse makers slap onto mice these days, but I've come to understand their purpose. It's important to have an extra button that isn't mapped to anything so you can click it. Just click it whenever you wanna fidget a bit. Click click click click click click.
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