The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 7hDid the UM/WMU crew referee that Pitt/VaTech game, because, uh, that FG looks good. 010
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 18hApparently our town is building a new Kroger. On the same road, there's already a Kroger 2 miles south and another 4.5 miles north.static.klipy.comBut Why? Man in Surgical GownALT: But Why? Man in Surgical Gown 450
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of these days I will learn to dust THEN vacuum.static.klipy.comAragorn But Notthis DayALT: Aragorn But Notthis Day 000
Reposted by The Cactuar MattZoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now 431654559
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Boss's Boss: Now that the dev team has access to AI present your plan on implementing it within the team.static.klipy.comUgh No Michael Scott NoALT: Ugh No Michael Scott No 240
Reposted by The Cactuar MattBob Mann @robertmannbooks.com · 01/10/2026In light of the Cornell story, this ongoing disturbing LSU rape case isn’t getting nearly the national press attention it deserves. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...nbcnews.comLSU student says she was raped by a football player who is still on the team“LSU does really protect their athletes, especially their football players,” says the woman, whose claims are being investigated by the local district attorney. 36652
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If the words "what did she expect to happen" escape your lips please [redacted] 050
Reposted by The Cactuar MattDani Donovan 👩🏻🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 01/10/20261. finally start something you've been procrastinating 2. begin perfectionism mode 3. burn out halfway through 4. take a break 5. lack energy to get started again 6. promise you'll finish it later 7. don't 18613
Reposted by The Cactuar MattDavid @dchandler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When I worked in a small town computer store circa 2003, we called this stuff "malware," and most of our customers paid us to get it off their machines. They just remade BonzaiBuddy while telling us it's good now. 1312112
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I kind of miss the old economy when companies that lost $42 billion in a year weren't considered ready for a $2 trillion IPO. 273
Reposted by The Cactuar MattChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way… 543124693627
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just out here rotating social media apps until the unisom kicks in 010
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The number of houses with carpet, for sale/rent in the Phoenix area, is disturbingly high. You're in a desert! Your yard is rocks! 220
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have accepted 7 DUO requests today and I need to talk to (yell at) IT about it. 120
Reposted by The Cactuar MattSantiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future” 385135812362
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This week I've discovered a second band that does Linkin Park better than Linkin Park 2.0 (Ninth Key) 052
Reposted by The Cactuar MattTW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026there are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans women athletes in the entire ncaa. But tell us more about how you want to protect women. 013139
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There is nothing charming about the pervert charm 000
Reposted by The Cactuar Mattkuraine @lena.fyi · 26/09/2026i am begging people to make gamefaqs for new releases... make me an ascii map, even be opinionated about how much you hate a certain mechanic, anything to save us from 500 websites listing the same information chock full of ads 4849245
Reposted by The Cactuar MattAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026We call this a concentration camp, your honor. 13469952304
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This article was written for @topolk.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/762...nytimes.comWhat is college football’s most average program? Ranking the middling 10Our quest to determine college football's most historically average programs brought us deep into the heart of the ACC. 110
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This was my dog's literal response to being told to get out of bed 180
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ok, the dirty soda movement has gone too far 4111
Reposted by The Cactuar MattYeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this 11280812877
Reposted by The Cactuar MattDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"This is a full-blown PR crisis, which Kraft is handling the only way a billionaire knows how: throwing the barest fraction of his wealth at the problem, and issuing a statement more empty than the feeling inside Drake Maye’s stomach after throwing 3 picks in Seattle." defector.com/everybody-ha...defector.comEverybody Hates Bob Kraft | DefectorDrew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, ... 24750031212
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Welp, that was the most stressful dog walk I've had in a couple of months, we're going to have to stick to the backyard and amplify training for awhile 130
Reposted by The Cactuar MattThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates 534122425
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Any time I'm having significant GI distress, I'm now going to refer to it as continuing my reset 160
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me: That was a good week of working out I might be getting back into a good habit. Also me: Gets a tattoo so working out is off for a week. 190
Reposted by The Cactuar MattADHD Jesse @adhdjesse.com · 14/09/2026ADHD is thinking about all the things you have to do, getting stressed about all the things, worrying about the consequences of not doing the things, but still feeling stuck and unable to do any of the things. 52765104
Reposted by The Cactuar MattADHD Jesse @adhdjesse.com · 21/09/2026My vibe is feeling overwhelmed but also like I’m not doing enough. 34310
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Things I never thought I'd say The two longest FBS winning streaks belong to Indiana schools. 000
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Can't wait for the Colts to play badly enough that I forget about Manchester United's bad play 020
Reposted by The Cactuar MattGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard! 1347871232
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Remind me to quintuple my life insurance before I take my next flight 010
The Cactuar Matt @thecactuarmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My wife's 49 year old best friend is at the house. She's newly dairy free. I needed a take out option for lunch that could handle gluten free and dairy free. With my wife's only flaw being what it is (Chipotle over Qdoba) I suggested Chipotle. Y'all, she straight up asked, what's that?static.klipy.comWhat In God's Name Is Happening Right Now?ALT: What In God's Name Is Happening Right Now? 220
