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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m going on Friday and this has me so excited.
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BlackBlur14 @blackblur14.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How does Cargret Thatcher deal with the Cargentina invasion of the Falkland Islands?
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
Husbands love to say remember this Death From Above 1979 record and wifes love to say l’m trying to find out if this couple I used to know from five years ago on Instagram are divorced
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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m doing it, but against the doctor’s wishes.
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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Remember. Don’t post actionable threats.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is akin to the Dell Curry thread. Just throwing absolute gas
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
God the people trying to turn the extremely tragic Lindsay Clancy story into a true crime mystery are so fucking gross.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/08/2026
my favorite part of hosting a child’s birthday party is pouring out twenty-five nearly-full lacroix cans
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Grand Theft Golazolvarado
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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Shit, it’s a good day
Receipt
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Gm
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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Clearly a bot, y’all.
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Michelleraiser @michellestringer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bellingham:
Screenshot from Shaun of the Dead

Ed stands and dismissively says "I'll do it on the night."
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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Typical: just ketchup Premium: chili, cheese, bacon (I don’t like the texture of onions but I understand the need)
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Tater Magoo @tatermagoo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/07/2026
has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Anyway, appreciate how the story of 28 YEARS LATER I & II is "the weirdo who's into heavy metal and skull art is nothing to be afraid of. the man child obsessed with stuff he watched as a kid though..."
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 06/07/2026
FRESHEN YUR DRINK GUVNAH
HYDRATION BREAK
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Each sport gets the Steve Spurrier they deserve.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A few times a year we all gather around the computer to find out which of our constitutional rights we no longer have.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
unfortunately if new york elects a good mayor the knicks will be allowed to win the title
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I like to imagine Matt Skiba from Alkaline Trio has a second career as a POS AUSA for Trump’s Justice Dept
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David Dixon @dixondaver.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias--You're in one" meme
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 06/06/2026
“Jalen Brunson dribbles out the clock to put the Knicks up 3-0 in the NBA Finals while a euphoric Madison Square Garden chants TRUMP’S AN ASSHOLE” is a scenario that is absolutely in play, and I believe it would be among the greatest moments in TV history
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
" THINK THEY SAID FUCK YOU"
Josh Hart to Reggie Miller after Game 2
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Incredible answer from KAT about not being nervous before game one but having a calmness that he felt came from his Mom
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Gnarls Brunson @gnarlsbrunson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Say it with me: "Everyone thinks they're better than Jalen Brunson until it's time to be better than Jalen Brunson."
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is true but also you can only do these things if you are an actual fan. Sports talk radio callers can sniff out a fraud like no others
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every leak out of CBS is like “we had our introductory meeting with our new boss, the real guy Peter Capaldi’s character in Paddington is based on. Lesley Stahl told him he should kill himself and got a standing ovation.”
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Call him Victor Hugo Wembanyama cuz he makes his opponents “miserables”!
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tonight if you’re a New Yorker with children you need to set a good example and get arrested. Prove to your children that you stand for something, particularly New York basketball
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
eventually we’re going to acknowledge that Burrito Taxi discourse is not a subspecies of Treats Discourse but instead belongs to the Gambling On Your Phone clade
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. (Firing gunshots in the air and people start screaming and running)
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS
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George @georgem.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
the regret over not doing covid business loan fraud is bad enough, now I gotta regret not going to jan 6 too??
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Tyler Parker @tylerparker.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
When I’m watching a basketball game, I want them to use the weirdest camera angles possible. Anything is cool with me, so long as it makes it harder to figure out what’s going on. I watch to be confused.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever
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skyguybry.bsky.social @skyguybry.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
More like bring me the Verizon
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
this was not a photo shoot. Carlos was wearing his pum pum shorts having his usual roll in the clay when someone interrupted him to tell him they were out of juice boxes and this was the face he made
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock with a speech bubble
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