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Alex

@skippingjack.bsky.social
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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 11m
Screengrab of Doctor Doom in Avengers: Doomsday. Text says "this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"
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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 7h
H off of Steps holding fingers up.

For clarity, I’m innocently taking this quite literally by offering a photo of a member of the band Steps overtly displaying their fingers.

If you have taken this to mean anything sexual involving digits, H from Steps etc then that’s on you and you are welcome to it. You dirty bastards.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bluesky, duh
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All for female pop stars collaborating with whisky brands. I fancy a bottle of Kate Bushmills.
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's groove time
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gérard Depardieu?
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Pop Question Of The Day @popquestion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you ready to be heartbroken?
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In case anyone was concerned about our bickering earlier. We're okay and haven't been murdered by whatever's lurking upstairs.
Me and Jess on the sofa. I can't hear the guy she's hidden in the wardrobe upstairs.
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"cum-supper"
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe it's just an Uber eats mix up and someone on the base ordered Five Guys.
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was considering Peter Serofinowinz tickets so I clicked on the link and this popped up. It wants me to name three of his albums.
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner
promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn right I’m pro LGBT Lasagne, Garlic Bread, Tiramisu
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Somehow, Squirrel Girl returned
Live action Squirrel Girl
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Biking from the centre of Peterborough to Yaxley. It's like the Sopranos opening credits
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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Pop Question Of The Day @popquestion.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bryan Ferry is somehow 81 years old today + is still putting younger lads to shame with his absolute aura.
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oktoberfleet!
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WTF did Angela and Pamela do to get dumped by the second verse?
Mambo no. 5
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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DFT @dftpnk02.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Using this time to say that I wish The Chart Show would get repeated. #TOTP
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Pop Question Of The Day @popquestion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All I'm seeing is David Boreanaz
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's mostly just talking about icebergs.
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Pop Question Of The Day @popquestion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Charlie how your angels get down like that?
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Stephen @qqzm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They only hand out 3 2:1s each year
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
people can't tell the difference between shitposting and AI slop nowadays and that's a tragedy
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Pop Question Of The Day @popquestion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wouldn't it be nice to get on with me neighbours?
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm a simple man in many ways
Hank Hill getting kicked square in the balls by Bobby Hill
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Old episodes of Top Of The Pops all night every night"
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hunter's chicken for tea tonight
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh that's a foot
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Pop Question Of The Day @popquestion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember The 21st night of September?
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two questions 1) Are we all going? 2) Why does his shirt say NONCE?
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎶Mr Sheen shines upteen things clean🎶 "What's upteen?" Not much, what's up with you?
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New euphemisms just dropped
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Instructions unclear. I'm now banned from the amusements.
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hell of a night last night. Blackpool looks so different in the daytime.
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not fooling anybody
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He is loyally pretending he didn’t come here to see the women dancing on the bar
Skippingjack pointedly ignoring the sexy bar dancer
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What if we kissed on the Rod Stewart bench?
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Seaside karaoke is a different beast, and Blackpool is a step above that. I've seen some fucking incredible stuff here. The guy in his seventies singing Cry To Me by Solomon Burke so well that he could steal anyone's girl was a particular highlight.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you can't handle my "Fuck Apartheid" you don't deserve "My Little Stick of Blackpool Rock".
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Currently having a lovely cocktail in the gayest B&B I've ever stayed in. Off out into the rain soon.
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Alex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok which one of you stuck their cock in the hand dryer?
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