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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 8h
I have got SO many thoughts about Lanterns, the series, the finale, and everything that comes next... might have to dust off the podcast for this one 👀
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 11h
Matt Rhule is canon in the DC Universe, appearing in the Lanterns finale.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 10h
Need a soundtrack for the night? You know @seanpadilla.blacksky.app got you covered 🫡 www.twitch.tv/princerogers...
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princerogerspollard - Live on Twitch
Turntable Party #1: Music for Libras | Streaming music.
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🏈Optimus FF News @news.optimusfantasy.com · 14h
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 19h
We already had a Carol Ferris sighting 👀 bring on the full emotional spectrum. Arkillo, Larfleeze, Atrocitus, and Dex-Starr
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 21h
Come getcha fill!! 🍴
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 01/10/2026
Apologies in advance, but I can't afford to feel bad about it. It is time for the big push for my book KAIBYO THE SUPERNATURAL CATS OF JAPAN. Preorders this month will make or break not only the success of the book, but my future books with the publisher. Please buy link.amazon/B0d6PY7Gv
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Angela Stranger Things
Alt: Angela Stranger Things
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 03/10/2026
Mike D: Squirrel leapt from a All: TREE Mike D: Owl shocked as can All: BE Mike D: Now AdRock will tell you how this all came to AdRock: Be not afraid that’s All: BOGUS AdRock: Photography so sick all in All: FOCUS AdRock: Not magic no hocus All: POCUS MCA: Squirrel gonna get you! You’ll All: SEE!
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo. The image itself of a squirrel leaping out of a tree directly toward an owl that has sighted it, and whose yellow eyes are wide in surprise.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Flav Grohl, Flavor Flav, and Flav Matthews? Oh I'd rock that shit
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Cameron Templar @whiteheatff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🇺🇸 TreVeyon Henderson Film Dump 🎞️ Is he a turd? No. Is this offense lacking firepower? Absolutely. Could his usage fluctuate based on the defense he sees? Nah. Watch every meaningful snap (all rush attempts, pass pro, his 1 target) of Henderson 👇
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As we move into Autumn, it can be tough to know whether it's going to be hot or cold. Thankfully, the staff @optimusfantasy.com have you covered. But we can't help you with your clothing choices. Ask my wife. Go have yourselves a read and get acclimated!! optimusfantasy.com/fire-ice-fan...
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Fire & Ice: Fantasy Football Risers & Fallers For Week 4
Who’s on fire and who’s ice cold heading into Week 4? Get our fantasy football risers and fallers and see where we differ from consensus.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Optimus Fantasy Football @optimusfantasy.com · 03/10/2026
Now, with ♾️% more Smokey!
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As we move into Autumn, it can be tough to know whether it's going to be hot or cold. Thankfully, the staff @optimusfantasy.com have you covered. But we can't help you with your clothing choices. Ask my wife. Go have yourselves a read and get acclimated!! optimusfantasy.com/fire-ice-fan...
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Fire & Ice: Fantasy Football Risers & Fallers For Week 4
Who’s on fire and who’s ice cold heading into Week 4? Get our fantasy football risers and fallers and see where we differ from consensus.
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Andrew Rothstein @asrothstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tony Romo drove drunk. He doesn't deny it. In fact he plead no contest and has taken ownership of his actions and publicly acknowledged his struggles with pain medication and now alcohol. For that he got canned by CBS while the NFL suspends players ~4-6 games for domestic violence. The NFL sucks
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Jake Trowbridge @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will never stop rooting for Deshaun Watson’s downfall.
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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 02/10/2026
"An alliance once existed between the Catholic church and art. We have come to honor that allegiance." www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqIM...
youtube.com
Haldir Arrives at Helm's Deep
YouTube video by Igros Kookli
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Elon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i don't acknowledge the concept of guilty pleasures. i feel no guilt.
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Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kirk and Al just blatantly aggressively trying to rehab The Rapist's image. It fucking sucks
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Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OK those of you who aren't mentioning my work in the the same breath as the birth of your child need to step up your game
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@kellyblack.ca Kelly fucking Black?! 🤯
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Late night bonus news!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Moore tidbits led to the Blackest Night arc, I am *all* for this
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RDJ's voice just ain't doing it for me (in this clip). Got too spoiled with Dylan Baker in Marvel's Wastelanders. He was the quintessential voice of Doom for me, just dripping with arrogance.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will certainly be a welcome change for many fantasy managers... tell the truth, how have your Puka-less rosters fared in his absence and did you hold?
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Care to comment @mark-carney.bsky.social? If reconciliation is the aim, why are our Indigenous populations not meeting the basic needs of life? Clean drinking water MUST be of higher priority than any pipeline or anything else. You want to be a leader? Lead your people. Be an example of good. Not $.
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Dawn Smith @saffyre9.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The UN recognizes clean water as a human right, but Canada won't give it to First Nations. Reconciliation is merely performative for Canadian politicians at this point.
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Toronto Tempo @tempobasketball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th is National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, where we honour residential school survivors and their families, and remember the children who never returned home.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amazon drivers are getting sick of me asking if today is the day
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
4 panel Cyanide and Happiness comic:
Panel 1: Green, distraught, ready to jump off a bridge - I can't believe an old white white guy wrote Thriller
Panel 2: Orange, reassuringly - Rod Temperton can't be *that* old and white
Panel 3: Green, describing Rod Temperton's old white face in picture form
Panel 4: Orange and Green both ready to jump
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus Christ, is THIS where we're at?!
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do y'all have any players still standing?? If not, check out this week's Waiver Wire article from the staff at @optimusfantasy.com and get your fantasy football teams back in fighting shape! 💪 (My recommended Tight End in the pic below) optimusfantasy.com/week-4-waive...
Darren Waller, Carolina Panthers | Sleeper: 32% | ESPN: 10.4% | FAAB: 5-8%
What year is this?? 2026 for those playing along at home, and yes, I am recommending Darren Waller of the Carolina Panthers to occupy your TE slot for at least the next week. Why? One, he's going up against the Detroit Lions, who are hemorrhaging points to TEs like a clumsy hemophiliac. Two, you're trolling the waiver wire for TEs you clearly did not build around Bowers or McBride. Don't get snooty about your choices.

But let's look a little closer. Waller is seeing good looks down the field from Bryce Young, averaging 11.73 YPC across 13 targets. He's successfully pulled in 10 of those for 112 yards and 2 TDs, not a bad start at all for a guy that gets around the league like Joe Flacco. While the 12% target share isn't a world-beater number by any means, it provides a very solid floor for those streaming the position, with the added bonus of one of the best matchups this week.

In the context of his own team, injuries are piling up much higher than Waller's record sales, so after Tetairoa McMillan, Waller could find himself number two for looks. Health has always been an issue throughout his career, but the time is right for a smash week, so plug your nose, plug your ears (if you have Darren's record still on), and strap in for a monster return on your waiver investment.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do y'all have any players still standing?? If not, check out this week's Waiver Wire article from the staff at @optimusfantasy.com and get your fantasy football teams back in fighting shape! 💪 (My recommended Tight End in the pic below) optimusfantasy.com/week-4-waive...
Darren Waller, Carolina Panthers | Sleeper: 32% | ESPN: 10.4% | FAAB: 5-8%
What year is this?? 2026 for those playing along at home, and yes, I am recommending Darren Waller of the Carolina Panthers to occupy your TE slot for at least the next week. Why? One, he's going up against the Detroit Lions, who are hemorrhaging points to TEs like a clumsy hemophiliac. Two, you're trolling the waiver wire for TEs you clearly did not build around Bowers or McBride. Don't get snooty about your choices.

But let's look a little closer. Waller is seeing good looks down the field from Bryce Young, averaging 11.73 YPC across 13 targets. He's successfully pulled in 10 of those for 112 yards and 2 TDs, not a bad start at all for a guy that gets around the league like Joe Flacco. While the 12% target share isn't a world-beater number by any means, it provides a very solid floor for those streaming the position, with the added bonus of one of the best matchups this week.

In the context of his own team, injuries are piling up much higher than Waller's record sales, so after Tetairoa McMillan, Waller could find himself number two for looks. Health has always been an issue throughout his career, but the time is right for a smash week, so plug your nose, plug your ears (if you have Darren's record still on), and strap in for a monster return on your waiver investment.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do we know anyone who works for The Trevor Project? @trevorproject.bsky.social Thanks, team!
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My poor little baby has kennel cough 😫 Looks like Cash will be home for a bit, poor guy sound ruff
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Been avoiding this but it’s Super Important to have access to knowledge & experience w neurodivergence ASAP. A big source of lifetime torture among people with ADHD roots from inability to contextualize & put into words what we are experiencing both within & from how the outside world responds to us
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jameis Winston's face(s) replacing Milli Vanilli on the Blame It On The Rain album promo
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Cameron Templar @whiteheatff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aka don’t play him unless you’re desperate at WR.
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🏈Optimus FF News @news.optimusfantasy.com · 27/09/2026
🏈 SUNDAY MORNING INJURY ROUNDUP WEEK 3 🏈
Week 3 Injury Roundup:

OFFICIALLY ACTIVE:
early games
⚠️🟢 DJ Moore
⚠️🟢 Keon Coleman
⚠️🟢 Jalen Warren 
⚠️🟢 Michael Pittman
⚠️⚠️🟢 Tyjae Spears (hopeful because of slick conditions) 
⚠️🟢 Jalen Coker

late games
⚠️⚠️📉 Zay Flowers (late window) (team doesn’t sound like they are counting on him to play)
⚠️❌ Puka Nacua (SNF)
⚠️🟢 Mike Evans (late window)
⚠️🟢 Brock Bowers (late window) 
⚠️⚠️ Tyson Bagent (MNF)

OUT:
⚠️🟢 Xavier Legette 
⚠️⚠️ Adonai Mitchell
❌ Jonah Coleman (IR)
❌ Rico Dowdle
❌ Nico Collins
❌ Caleb Douglas
❌ Caleb Williams
❌ Jayden Daniels
❌ Mason Taylor
❌ Chig Okonkwo
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name: Clit
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Is this the Biblically accurate Ronald McDonald or
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 26/09/2026
Yes. Understanding my struggles through a lens other than being a moral failure helps me. The meds help me be an almost functional human being. My adult ADHD diagnosis has been life-changing. I want that for others it would help; fuck you for not wanting that for other people too.
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Cowboys and Ravens should refuse to play on that field in Rio. Looks like a disaster waiting to happen.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The thread alone is making me queasy, I cannot imagine life as a sports gambler. Destroys lives like heroin. Nasty work.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.
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Amazing David Brame @amazingdavidbrame.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me going through life is that Corgi
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want everyone involved with this assaulted.
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Smokey-Hell Nelson @thesmokeshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zack is not wrong kids. Fully in your own control to curate your corner of this place as you see fit. If you don't like it here, well, sounds like a bit of a skill issue 🤷🏻‍♂️
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