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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 11h

Normally I would be against people playing video out loud on the bus, but the guy in front of me is watching TV Burp clips so I'm conflicted.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 13h

I claimed a free doughnut and sandwich on the Greggs app the other day so this is undoubtedly my fault. Sorry guys.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ahh cool. 28th of September and we appear to be in firework season. 👍

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

With his famous catchphrase "you must be bloody joking!"

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, this sucks. Saw him wrestle over 20 years ago at a leisure centre in Newcastle. Wasn't surprised to see him go on and be as successful as he was. RIP.

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Sam Inglis @24fpsuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For the record, 'This dude' is Yayan Ruhian. He's 57 (somehow) and one of THE great martial arts movie talents of the 21st century. Yes, he's great at playing the villain, but I'd love to see him lead a movie as the hero... If only because you'd be say 'Oh, those bad guys are FUCKED' from minute one

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just found out it was Comic-Con North East at the Arena today (and tomorrow). Explains why I saw Rogue and Nightwing mooching about in Forbidden Planet this afternoon. Although fair play if they were just walking around dressed like that regardless.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Seeing your faves on the big screen, with a like minded crowd, is something I've found great pleasure in during some tough times recently. Anyway, just seen Godzilla vs Biollante with a bunch of other nerds and it was ace.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Are WB forcing Potter references in their other properties?? There's been a few shoehorned into Lanterns and sure there were a couple in Mortal Kombat 2.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not really got a clue how we put this genie back in the bottle but arresting this cunt for attempted murder would be a decent place to start.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Had my flu jab earlier so if nobody could punch me in the right arm for about 24-48 hours that would be great.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Going to all the Oasis gigs next year and holding up a sign saying "PLAY WHO FEELS LOVE". #TOTP

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It looks like Christopher Walken in Deer Hunter because it IS a custom action figure of Christopher Walken in Deer Hunter, not an AI "ultimate man" sex bot: www.facebook.com/cyguydolls/p...

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Thought an 11am screening of Resident Evil would be quiet. Turns out loads of people had the same idea. 🙃

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026

Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off

A two panel cartoon the first showing someone peeing at a urinal, and a second person walking past. Second panel shows rhe second person peeing at the Urinal next to the first. Underneath that is the Lanterns poster with Hal Jordan looking straight forward and John Stewart giving him the angry side eye, the ol’ hairy eyeball.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep saying cinemas should play the Mastodon/Aqua Teen video before every film but nobody's ever listened to me.

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Mastodon - Cut You Up with a Linoleum Knife (Explicit)

YouTube video by K1ngOfOldSkool

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DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Seriously, small businesses, stop it with the AI menu bullshit. It looks like the opposite of food #art #NoAI

Scrappy colour doodle of a horrifying AI generated hamburger, complete with eye, mouth and small tendrils, and an unnaturally seeded bun. Surrounding text reads “YOUR AI MENU IS NIGHTMARE FUEL”

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

LOL fucking hell. Just seen the Newcastle score.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sorry like but you can't just all of a sudden start branding savoury stuff with Penguin. This should not be allowed to happen.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Planning on going into town later but apparently there's a fash protest going on.

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The RNLI are national heroes: the pride of Britain. Fuck any wheezingly impotent Nazi scumbag who says differently. The Masked Micrococks haven’t even got the nerve to show their faces in a gaggle of no-custody divorcee cockrings, let alone do something remotely courageous for the country.

RNLI Statement:

The RNLI is a charity that exists to save lives at sea.
But recent events have generated deliberate misinformation and a misunderstanding about our purpose and our Lifesaving work in the Channel.
As a result, some of our volunteers and staff have been the subject of online and, in some cases, physical abuse.
This is unacceptable.
The RNLI's people represent the very best of society. For over two hundred years they have dedicated themselves to rescuing people they've never met before, without judgment, fear or favour.
We are tasked by HM Coastguard to help those in distress, and we'll do so whenever, wherever and whoever they are.
We launched 9,058 times in 2025.
Only 109 of those launches were to those in distress in the Channel
- 1.2% of our total rescue work. Anyone rescued from a small boat by the RNLI is then taken into the care of the relevant UK authorities.
To those who stand with the RNLI, thank you. For more than two hundred years, we've saved lives at sea around the UK and Ireland, and that commitment remains unchanged.

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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have had two reminders for my doctor's appointment this morning. One says 8:10 and the other says 8:40. If I go early, it'll be the later time but if I go late I bet it's the early slot. 😎