WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Having my haircut taken to afternoon tea. 040
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Made with Sabrina Carpenter. She tastes really nice, if surprisingly peaty. 030
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"You crossed the wrong people, motherfucker." 040
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026These are better than they have any right to be #imonpils 010
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fantasy Island looked like Silent Hill this morning. 1110
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Still looking good after a couple of years. 160
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Name a film quote you use every time you spot someone's giant cat 030
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All for female pop stars collaborating with whisky brands. I fancy a bottle of Kate Bushmills. 030
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In case anyone was concerned about our bickering earlier. We're okay and haven't been murdered by whatever's lurking upstairs. 370
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was considering Peter Serofinowinz tickets so I clicked on the link and this popped up. It wants me to name three of his albums. 030
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026WTF did Angela and Pamela do to get dumped by the second verse? 030
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's mostly just talking about icebergs. 040
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Two questions 1) Are we all going? 2) Why does his shirt say NONCE? 040
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped. 060
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Instructions unclear. I'm now banned from the amusements. 0194
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hell of a night last night. Blackpool looks so different in the daytime. 060
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What if we kissed on the Rod Stewart bench? 2120
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Currently having a lovely cocktail in the gayest B&B I've ever stayed in. Off out into the rain soon. 3120
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok which one of you stuck their cock in the hand dryer? 130
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like 191
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The neon sign in The Duke reads "welcome to Blackpool" karaoke is on. We're home. 120
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; 1101
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Aren't trains brilliant?! They're like big long cars that you can piss in. 0101
WerewolfbarmitzvAlex @skippingjack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Off to Blackpool. Anyone want anything? 4130
