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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧

@skeiser.bsky.social
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41 y/o ND she/they aspec/arospec transfemme in Philly. Standup comic, writer and aspiring muscle mommy for hire. Obscure references make the Sue Keiser Difference™. Needless to say, 18+, MDNI susantkeiser@gmail.com

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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 12h
Just Trying Harder when (and I'm not being hyperbolic here) almost every stranger sees you as a man on their first impression feels like putting lipstick on Boxer the horse from ANIMAL FARM.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 12h
Fuck this dysphoria. I'll be fine. But I'm gonna fucking log off for the night.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 12h
People often tell others that makeup dysphoria lessens once you get better at it, but when you're five years into transition and 99 percent of strangers see you as "sir" or "that", it feels like fucking victim blaming, that maybe you *aren't* trans enough, or you that you need to pick up the slack.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 12h
in tears during the last half hour of my Zoom trans support group because they were talking about makeup and it inflamed my dysphoria lol
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 14h
welp, go everyone but Atlanta, who are somehow even worse than the Dodgers
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 18h
"Gramps" (1995)
Its a tv movie or just regular movie from 1995 starring Andy Griffith and John Ritter called "Gramps" here or "Relative Fear" 

"After a lengthy search, lawyer Clarke MacGruder finally locates his long-lost father Jack. At first, everything seems fine with his new extended family, until the two set off on a hunting trip and Jack reveals a violent streak to his nature." its funny because Andy Griffith is the bad guy who is a scary gramps its a picture of the DVD cover it had a medium level violence warning lol
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 18h
An underrated reason to hate RUN HIDE FIGHT: INFIDELS (moreso) is that the poster deliberately stole the way they stylized "infidels" from Nathan's Hot Dogs.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22h
The techno-dystopia I actually fear is a future where most people think truth is whatever Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, or Grok say, and the very small number of people who control those systems use that to manipulate for their own ends, making our current epistemic crisis seem small in comparison.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to rewatch this again, especially since I, um, went no contact with my own father (and sister) last year.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hi abolish the death penalty the state should never have the power to murder (yes this includes indirectly, I see you, ICE)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They are calling it Diggermania and the movie is now projected to make hundreds of dollars at the box office
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vinyl Mode: BAD Latex Mode: GOOD
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 28/09/2026
The "social contagion" thing drives me screaming angry. When I was young I had no clue trans ppl existed. I'd never met anyone trans. I saw cruel caricatures in pop culture occasionally. When I realized trans was a thing someone could be, it hit like a lightning bolt. My life felt newly possible.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did see PRIMETIME last night (thank you $6 PFS East tickets on Mondays), and I loved it. A solid 4/4.5 stars out of five. I've seen people who think it didn't go hard enough on directly implicating the audience but it's such an homage to other media satires that it doesn't have to go that route.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's my head canon that Liberty Biberty plays Stone Phillips in PRIMETIME.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who else remembers that scene in SUPER INTELLIGENCE III where the middle aged woman turns into a cyborg I still jerk off to that
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
thank a trans person today for being in your life while surviving in the face of a world that would prefer we didn't
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026
yeah it certainly has helped encourage folks who have SI, that’s for sure
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🧃 @bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
Really? SI?
The Mussolini facade on the Palazzo Braschi - a building with Kryten from Red Dwarf's face on it, with SI written multiple times behind it.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Out of SNAP benefits, broke until the 1st of the month, and have 50 dollars coming in from gigs but owe 40 in overdrafts. Please help if you can and thank you very much. Venmo: @susantkeiser Paypal: tdkeiser
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Out of SNAP benefits, broke until the 1st of the month, and have 50 dollars coming in from gigs but owe 40 in overdrafts. Please help if you can and thank you very much. Venmo: @susantkeiser Paypal: tdkeiser
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
May God forgive me for putting this out in the world, but one can make the "FRIENDS IS JUST WHITE LIVING SINGLE" comparison* between Dorley and DROP SQUAD *which is 100% accurate and Living Single is a much better show
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I found a handful of radio air checks from one of my all-time favorite movie critics, the late great Steve Friedman, and this is Peak 1997 White Liberal Film Criticism (complimentary) He earnestly thought TITANIC would "sink without a trace into the bottom of the ocean" before its release.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wisconsin defenders seem to know exactly what Rocco is going to do, his plays on this drive don’t seem to be passing the Becht Tell Test.
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why spend billions on microdramas when he could've just waited four years for Bluesky to appear HIYOOOOOOOOOO
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Mark Primiano @doctor1hundred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jimmy Books would be a good name for a mobster who likes to read.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Riding on the 23 bus through Temple during this dusk makes me feel like I'm in an Ursula K. LeGuin novel.
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tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else @smallupsetter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was promised I'd be able to fuck anime characters or something, bullshit singularity.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 21/09/2026
This is happening to my clients. Makes it impossible for me to know if they're still in Minnesota or even in America. ICE can shuttle them around without my knowledge and, unless they get word to me, I have no way to access them as counsel
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am so tired of the most odious motherfuckers on earth using their jobs and power to have the bad sex parties and these are the same motherfuckers given a disproportionate say in whether I'm allowed to exist
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’ve said but I’ll repeat: Cis folks, even if you assholes did succeed in killing all the transes today, there’ll be more trans babies born tomorrow. Trans people are just part of the human family. I beg you to PLEASE absorb this fact, as you seem to endeavor to kill us all anyway …
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WingsNDNSilver @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"NO ONE goes under the fucking bus." That's got to be your bright red line, your hard and fast rule, and you can never deviate from it. Because NO ONE goes under the fucking bus.
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toxic dumbass @yaoi2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I got abused to the point I literally had to fucking run with what I could carry and now I'm homeless, I'd really appreciate some money for food pleeeeeaasee. ko-fi.com/G2G7HJUA4
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like I'm in an Armistead Maupin novel sometimes, complete with an undead Jim Jones hijacking a jet to the Soviet Union.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you very much for your help. I was able to pay all my bills and am good for now.
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh shit he was great in whatever he was in, the type who made SOUP FOR ONE watchable, OLD GIRLFRIENDS memorable, and USED CARS legendary. Penguins can't fly?! Penguins can't fly!
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Currently in need of at least $150 to pay off this month's bills (utilities and phone). Please help if you can, and thank you very much. Paypal: tdkeiser Venmo: @susantkeiser
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone out there feels a little less alone in the world today because you live out and openly trans.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
cops doing the drug bust photo op with a bunch of rolls of toilet paper is incredible, no notes they've even got the K9 unit in the picture, give that dog a roll to play with
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $250/$700 @garaktailor.com · 17/09/2026
Haven't had movement in a few days. Mox tax rebate tho. She had her first churu in years yesterday and now she is uhhhh Making demands.
An orange and white cat sitting next to a small blue plate that once held delish tuna flavored goop and staring expectedly at the camera
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You also thought it read "MERYL STREEP CAST AS ASIAN".
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scarecrow show trial enjoyer @sbcru.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i really am beginning to understand why so much art made under fascism is so obvious with it. saying the truth in that environment makes you feel insane
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scarecrow show trial enjoyer @sbcru.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“enjoy the camps” not only extremely morally wrong and genocidal, it also elides the VERY REAL camps that exist now?????? i feel truly insane. do you think there aren’t transgender ppl in “”””civil detention”””” right now. at this moment
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I’ve released my inhibitions and am feeling the rain on my skin rn dog can I call you back
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We went from "see you at the camps" to "enjoy the camps" in less than a decade. And who says liberals can't change?!
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LAKE AMERICA: WHIRLPOOL LICE🏳️‍⚧ @skeiser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*reads Insta post at 7am about how intersectionality was coined by a liberal and doesn't center class like a good communist* *falls asleep at 7:01am rather than deal with this*
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