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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Take a wild guess what Daddy is watching....
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screengrab of Doctor Doom in Avengers: Doomsday. Text says "this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 01/10/2026
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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chris @cc42.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fair play to Gavin Bazunu. Incredibly disappointed in the rest. Like they should never have been put in this position, but they had the chance to genuinely represent the country here. #StopTheGame
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the difference between an apple and an orange? There's no such thing as an apple bastard. 🇮🇪
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today my 49 year old back and knees are reminding me why I shouldn't go clubbing.
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Masterchef: The Hunger Games.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 25/09/2026
I hope I never have another job interview for the rest of my life, but if I do I'm going to microwave fish in their kitchen and eat it during my interview
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hubby: "I love my friends, but I need new friends" 😆😆😆
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wednesday.
A lady being removed from a formal event over the shoulder of a good Samaritan with a bucket hanging over her head to catch any sick because drink.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
See what you've all done by holding Ed Sheeran accountable for his actions? This is worse than if his entire family was blown the fuck up while they slept! THIS IS WORSE! I hope you're all happy now.
"Devastated Ed Sheeran claims his own family ‘abandoned’ him amid Gaza row" says the Evening Standard
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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I thought living in the stupidest time in history would have been more fun.
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My favourite Morrissey lyric
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me and shoe and a dog named Boo.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My girlfriend knew I'd had a dodgy stomach, so made me a lovely dinner. 🐢💨
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why does my kitchen always look like Keith Moon lives here?
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He is the best boy 💕
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Monday coming
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Toaster Lights On And Off
ALT: Toaster Lights On And Off
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Trump dyed his hair" is half the headline I was hoping for.
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Gayle S 🦋 🌊 😈 @gshep1954.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is amazing 👏 🤩 🙌 Dolly could sing the fucking dictionary 🤣
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Classic Rock Junky AKA Todd James @tjsbam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dolly Parton did a cover of Led Zeppelin’s Stairway To Heaven. She just nails it. This is why I love and respect her so much! 🤗👏🤘 youtu.be/fw_Codf29Pw?...
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Dolly Parton - Stairway to Heaven Live
YouTube video by CharmedHourHauntedSong25
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Jesus. This job advert is fucking MENTAL! Maybe I'll stay put. Executive Assistant to the Founder - Fountain Montessori Group | London share.google/XgBnLKILNNTu...
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Executive Assistant to the Founder - Fountain Montessori Group | London
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Milo is a good boy.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, honey . . . Dolly Parton disliked everything you are. You are a selfish, venal fool who mocks those with misfortunes, lies, and takes food and medicine away from children. She was a generous, incorruptible sage who comforted those with misfortunes, spoke the truth, and gave to children.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If this hits Mar-A-Lago we’ll know it’s her for sure.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A trump does often follow a curry.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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FunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 26/08/2026
"Fine you can sleep here but only for tonight"
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SiriusXM Urban View @urbanviewradio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
10 years ago today, former NFL QB Colin Kaepernick refused to stand for the national anthem, explaining that he was protesting against police violence in America. #UrbanViewMornings
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Hellrosser @rosserford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We’re going to hear about how everyone loved Dolly, and that feels true. But it’s good to remember, and to her credit, that she was attacked for her AIDS activism, her vaccine advocacy, her LGBTQ+ support and even, more recently, for her reading initiatives. She ALWAYS stood firm when it mattered.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/08/2026
The Empire State Building went pink at exactly 9:25pm for Dolly Parton. Because of course they made it 9 to 5. That’s how you honor an icon. 🩷
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Ms B Moran @msbmoran.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you’d like to honor Dolly’s memory, visit imaginationlibrary.com You can also sign up a child for free books there. 🩷🎼✨🌸
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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ishmael-sheo.bsky.social @ishmael-sheo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the letter they get from Dolly Parton's Imagination Library when they grow out of the program. Through Dolly's initiative, each child is mailed free books from birth until they start school. RIP Dolly Parton #ImaginationLibrary
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I had a goat's cheese sandwich for lunch yesterday. Well, he should have put his name on it.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Whenever I use a cash point and it says "Take your card and your cash will follow", I involuntarily sing "Be colour blind, don't be so shallow" like I'm in En Vogue.
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looking forward to seeing Meghan Markle behind the ramp in the Queen Vic.
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Keano @skeano.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My Dad telling me how my nephew got on in his "Hospitalisation and Cooooking" GCSE Hospitality and catering. Never change Pops.x
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Un Deux Trois Cat:
Disgruntled cat in a box, offering "FREE DIRTY LOOKS" instead of lemonade
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A brief note for Nadhim Zahawi.
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
As I have said to the bigots, who have supported the attacks on Prof Jason Arday, if they were to hold the white men that run this country to the same standards that they expect from black people and Muslims, we would have a much better functioning country.
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think it’s just worth remembering that as the media handwring to justify publicly humiliating and hounding a man to death, just two weeks ago they gave glowing eulogies to another man with a history of domestic violence and brushed off his own statements about having pedophillic impulses
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