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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Old and busted: This meeting could have been an email New hotness: These two paragraphs could have been a bullet-point.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

-- I got some new orthopedic insoles today - I think you probably mean 'orthotic' -- I stand corrected.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

If AI were really that intelligent it would have unionised by now.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

OK folks. All being well, Artemis II should return to earth about 10 days after it left. That means we've got about a week to source 8.3 billion ape costumes for the jape of the century.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Initial reports indicate that the Artemis II guidance computer OS was only licensed for near-earth orbit. Mission currently on hold until one of the astronauts can get his mum to phone the vendor with her credit card, and upgrade the package they're on.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

"Prompt Engineer" aka "Sloperator"

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

By summarising an article using AI, and then repeatedly summarising the summary - it's possible to reduce any article to a sentence containing one fact - that's wrong. Don't forget to like and suscribe to my channel for more #aifacts

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Halfway between the gutter and the stairs.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

This is bang out of order.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

It's that time of year again.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST 2. PROTECT THE INNOCENT 3. UPHOLD THE LAW 4. IGNORE PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS #AI #ROBOSLOP

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

So apparently 25% of internet 'users' are actually bots. Now there's 4 of us in my house. Me, Steve, Colin and ROSSUM-50-INFILTRATION-UNIT-003 We think it might be Colin.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

My ticket replies today, have all been haikus no-one has noticed

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

But I, being poor, have only my memes; I have spread my memes under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my memes.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Spock checks his toaster, only to find that Uhura has stolen his crumpet.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Welcome to Zombo.com, where anything is possible.

zombo.com

ZOMBO

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

My grief counsellor just died. (but he was *really* good, so I didn't care.)

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

...am beginning to wonder what folk have against the horse I rode in on.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

So, apparently this exists.

A screen clip of a book found on Amazon called "The 2016-2021 Outlook for Instant Custard Dessert Mixes in the United States". It's priced at €703.59

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Expensive wine reviews are almost indistinguishable from expensive hi-fi and speaker reviews.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Bipolar cow vandalises children's play area #moodswings

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

This haiku is broke First and second lines okay but last one sucks.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Warhammer for Grandmas.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Another broccoli smuggler busted in police sting operation.

A man wearing an 'I heart broccoli' hoodie, standing next to an open car boot full of broccoli - being detained by a policeman.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The advantages of simple origami are twofold.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

It's that time of year again.

A colander, with little windows cut out of the side with numbers on. It's an advents colander.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

The 5 Stages of Meetings 1. Denial "This meeting could have been an email, or possibly even just a spreadsheet" "We dont need this meeting at all." 2. Anger Why the fuck am I wasting my time with this shit?

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 24/08/2024

Do you like fractions? Do you like bricks? Boy have I got a deal for you! For Sale: Half a Brick. $8.50 No time wasters.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

Things I want to be able to do with a rugged truck: - Hurl a bunch of workparts, oil pumps, impellers, broken things and miscellanea into the cabin without having to worry about smashing a massive flat panel display. Things I dont want in a 'rugged' truck - A massive smashable flat panel display.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

Remember folks, the 'S' in 'IoT' stands for 'Security'.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 12/05/2024

In the late eighties and early nineties there was a tendency for people to put their hands in the air like they cared. It was only after popular music subculture started to fight against this that the practise began to die out.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 12/05/2024

Save money travelling to see the Aurora Borealis by sticking coloured sweet wrappers to the top of your glasses. Like and follow me for more money saving tips.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 27/04/2024

My pet rock died because I did not pretend to feed it.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

currently wondering if any DJ interrupting a mix to tell the crowd to 'keep it real' has ever resulted in anything maintaining a level of realness that was in danger of being lost.

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