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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Great speech by Andy Burnham but not one single mention of bringing back Jaffa Fingers, so for that reason I'm out.

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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I recently pitched (over beers, and to definitely the wrong people) the idea that UK should have its own digital platform/social media. I literally don’t understand why this isn’t a thing. Today billions of pounds goes straight out of UK economy to overseas firms because of this

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fans of every other club in England right now.

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits.

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👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

See what you've all done by holding Ed Sheeran accountable for his actions? This is worse than if his entire family was blown the fuck up while they slept! THIS IS WORSE! I hope you're all happy now.

"Devastated Ed Sheeran claims his own family ‘abandoned’ him amid Gaza row" says the Evening Standard

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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've alway wandered what happened to Bruce Forsythe's stash of luxury stirrups after he died, nice to see they've been returned to their natural hunting grounds.

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

he picked him because he’ll never produce a cross

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

🎵It's a job that just suits me, A dictator you would be, If you can see what I can see, When I'm cleansing gulags🎵

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He looks like something AI would come up with if you asked it to make a Guess Who? character & make them a pervert.

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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Adapting to climate change without ending the fossil fuel industry.

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 28/08/2026

I didn't like the ominous music in this video but I found that the theme to Steptoe & Son worked much better

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry hasn't gone, he's simply hopped on that space shuttle to paradise ahead of us.

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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My beef with Morrissey runs all the way back to 1986 when he said this about Black artists. Nineteen Eighty Six, while the Smiths were still active. It’s not a “later phenomenon” don’t try and lie to me www.standard.co.uk/culture/musi...

1986 — "Reggae, for example, is to me the most racist music in the entire world. It's an absolute total glorification of black supremacy... I don't have very cast iron opinions on black music other than black modern music which I detest. I detest Stevie Wonder. I think Diana Ross is awful. I hate all those records in the Top 40 - Janet Jackson, Whitney Houston. I think they're vile in the extreme... Obviously to get on Top Of The Pops these days, one has to be, by law, black," he told Melody Maker.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/07/2026

If Scrooge is his surname then he was a Scrooge before his parents named him Ebenezer, so I'm out.

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I’ve never been a contestant on the Crystal Maze but I’ve just tried to scan a Creme Egg at a self-service checkout. Same thing.

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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Sam Neill, "One of the secrets of life is to take what you do seriously. But never, never, take yourself seriously, and I never have" May you step into the next life with the same excitement and wonder that we all experienced when you first saw dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. RIP 🙏

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/07/2026

Newsnight trying to unmask Count Binface is disgraceful, they wouldn't have done that with Kendo Nagasaki. I blame the masked singer.

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

No riots, lads?

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Evie Devers 🎮🍂 @sinebadger.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Every pitch I’ve heard for how AI can make my job more efficient starts like this

Simpsons Clip - Troy McClure selling a horribly inefficient orange juice maker, starting with the false pretence that making orange juice is painful

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I don't remember half of these songs. Thank fuck I spent the late 90s getting smashed because they're bloody terrible. #TOTP

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Birds of a feather get sticky together.

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I'm not saying it's hot but I've got a vienetta in the freezer & I'm thinking of using it as a pillow.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026

the fuck it will

A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop

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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

“She gets too hungry for dinner at eight She likes the theatre and never comes late She never bothers with people she hates, that’s why…”

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Wes Streeting is not the answer. Wes Streeting is never the answer, unless the question is ‘Who is not the answer?’ Then the answer would be Wes Streeting, for he is not the answer.

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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Keir Starmer’s sister must be delighted to be used as a prop whenever he wants to talk about someone he knows with a rough life.

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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Misunderstood my invitation to the Met Gala

Michael Fish in a nice wooly jumper with weather symbols on it. This is a joke about the Met Office, but you could reply with one about the Met Police

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

🎵& it opened up my eyes, I saw the Seine, Driving is demanding without understanding🎵

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

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👻BOOryan BlessDEAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

"In the UK we called it 'Boss Cat' because we had a cat food brand called 'Top Cat' which, of course, was problematic for a publicly-funded BBC. However, it was lost on nobody that, whatever it was called, it was basically just Sergeant Bilko with cats, and that is what unites our countries today."

Big King Chick speaking to American cunts in the the House of American Cunts on Sky News now talking about Boss / Top Cat.

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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Ironically, most penguins don't know that today is World Penguin Day. They think it's just a regular Saturday. The reason, of course, is that they refused to adopt the new Gregorian calendar in 1582, and still adhere to the old Julian one, for tax purposes.

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Glenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 16/04/2026