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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 2h

Danny Tommo's dog has been radicalised. 🐢💨

Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 3h

I was on a train yesterday, and the conductor wanted to charge me an extra fee for telling dad jokes on the journey. "That's not fare." 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 4h

I visited my gf's mum in hospital yesterday. My gf called afterwards and asked, "How's mum?" "The doc said she's coming out of hospital, and will live with us for decades." "I don't understand. I was told she only had days to live." "He told me to prepare for the worst." 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 17h

Reading threads about rejoining the EU, and promoting a Ref. Ref only advisory anyway. No such mechanism required for CU, or SM, so let's push for that. Farage et al said we wouldn't leave SM or CU anyway, so they'd look even bigger twats voting against it. 🐢💨 #GetOurStarBack

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 19h

🚨Henry Winkler launches 'Happy Days Crypto' He's denied allegations it's a Fonzie Scheme. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Are we seeing the Chippendales before, or after dogging? 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The first three letters of Sweden and Denmark, spell 'Sweden' The remaining letters spell 'Denmark'😱 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When the weather presenter tells you it's going to snow, and it does, but not from Colombia. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

New idea for a TV show: Carole Malone, Alex Phillips, and Julia Hartley Brewer, shout incoherent nonsense at each other until one bursts the others eardrums. Show to be compered by Brian Blessed. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🚨Tom Dimwood, a man with the mental acuity of refried vomit announced as Goebbels News alternative truth editor. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🚨Man city's accountants brought in to do Reform Ltd's accounts. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When the car you used to draw as a 4 year old pulls up in the garage next to you. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Recently, I've been attacked by 3,5,7, and then 9 men. The odds were always against me. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My girlfriend wasn't impressed when she found I'd moved her sign from the kitchen. Her parents never mentioned it when they came round for dinner 🤷‍♂️ 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I met Chris Pine at a charity dinner, and he introduced me to his wife, Sue. She's extremely laid back. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My girlfriend says that I never take responsibility for my actions, or choices in life. Personally, I blame my parents for bringing me up this way. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Danny Tommo will be enjoying himself for the next 6 months before his trial. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🚨New dating app for pensioners developed. No swiping, just complaining until someone compatible turns up. It has been named 'Grumble' 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🚨 Tony Blair to blame for Diesel terrorists being freed to throw popcorn at US bombers - Donald Trump 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've Just opened a restaurant serving a fusion of Chinese, and middle Eastern cuisine. Wok like an Egyptian. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My girlfriend is threatening to leave me due to my obsession with CB radio. I think it's over, over. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Think I've nailed the best bathroom rug option. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🚨 The five British nationals arrested on suspicion of terror offences released on police bail. I'd take bets there will be no serious charges brought if this is the case. The usual suspects will have to crawl back under their rocks and cry. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Welsh do masochism properly. He's booked in for back, sack, and crack next week. 🐢💨 x.com/ManishLife_T...

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🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰 (@ManishLife_Ty) on X

Ain’t no fckn way bruh! 😮‍💨😖

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He was returned safely to the white house. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I booked a hotel room, checked in and there were yams everywhere. Yams on the bed, yams in the bathroom, yams in the wardrobes, yams in the drawers. I went to reception to complain, and was told, "Those aren't yams, you've been upgraded. They're suite potatoes." 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lee Anderson is not a serious politician. He's a 30p temu penile wart, on the cock of Enoch Powell. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dried grapes control the universe. Everything happens for a raisin. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My girlfriend thought I'd gone way too far when I took her to see a BDSM harness in the spare bedroom. I was showing restraint. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Give up the seed, or you'll be flying with the Dodo's. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of my neighbours is a dentist, the other a manicurist, and they've recently been dating. I can tell it won't last though. They fight tooth and nail. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I went out on a boat to scatter my dad's remains yesterday. According to the captain, he needs to be cremated first 🤷‍♂️ 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Lifestyle change due to the cost of living. 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Right Said Zini, with their hit single 'Deeply Dribbly' 🐢💨

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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My psychic neighbour appeared extremely embarrassed last night. We threw her a surprise party for her birthday. 🐢💨

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