Reposted by SixftyodaDak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway. 346035474 0
Reposted by SixftyodaHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 24/08/2026 011328 0
Reposted by SixftyodaJacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC 231733441 0
Reposted by SixftyodaBecca Devens @beccadevens.bsky.social · 17/08/2026HE DID IT #bb28static.klipy.comYou Did It, You Crazy Son Of A Bitch - Jurassic ParkALT: You Did It, You Crazy Son Of A Bitch - Jurassic Park 1762966 0
Reposted by SixftyodaSarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office. 533936903 0
Reposted by SixftyodaCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day. 1853325430 0
Reposted by Sixftyodabobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026america is an ideal worth fighting for 102117612219 0
Reposted by Sixftyodakim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 04/06/2026the way the dog turns his head halfway in sent me 1784390831 0
Reposted by SixftyodaJill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I have composed a song called "Brushing Day" to the tune of "Yesterday", to sing while I am brushing the cats. Mainly because the lyric, "Suddenly, I'm not half the cat I used to be. There's a giant fur pile next to me." just popped into my brain fully formed, and then I felt compelled to continue. 1473231253 0
Reposted by SixftyodaThat Gay Guy 💬 @gayguycandleco.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Whoever told all these recipe websites that they need to repeat themselves 5,000 times on every recipe page and bury the actual recipe itself 3/4 of the way down, but not quite at the very bottom, needs to be dealt with. 4633216 0
Reposted by SixftyodaJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies. 15392561509 0
Reposted by SixftyodaHampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS! 854778478 0
Reposted by SixftyodaBILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Well, Seymour, I made it — despite your directions… 423814 0
Reposted by SixftyodaAlex Partridge @alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 13/04/2026“But it turned out the security guard wasn’t working for Chappell Roan so Jorginho wasn’t even really beefing with her at all” I say as the staff at my retirement facility lead me back to my room 0151 0
Reposted by SixftyodaImran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 09/04/2026About 45% of pet ownership is walking by them and badly singing little songs that integrate their names. If you can’t do this, then I’m sorry, you are not ready for the responsibilities of owning a pet. 95010581 0
Reposted by SixftyodaAnnie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Scrolled by this poster and for a sec thought there was a Judas bowling movie. 24105382 0
Reposted by Sixftyodaweinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 26/03/2026watched the HP trailer. it looks exactly like the movies only with different actors. 6151 0
Reposted by Sixftyodalottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 06/01/2026if you ask me all fruits come from trees. anything that grows on the ground is grass. walnuts are fruit. strawberries are grass. olives aren't real either 612810 0
Reposted by SixftyodaByronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch! 3261171066 0
Reposted by SixftyodaCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I love this song. Shit, I love this song too! Good morning! 🩷 36104986 0
Reposted by SixftyodaTodd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025It is a heinously terrible movie. This used to be a completely uncontroversial statement. 5245246 0
Reposted by SixftyodaThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/12/2025Unclear What Coworker With Banana On Desk All Day Waiting For theonion.com/unclear-what-coworker-… 30109287 0
Reposted by SixftyodaKelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 25/11/2025narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what 11671381602 0
Reposted by SixftyodaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/11/2025RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline 351693211 0
Reposted by SixftyodaEvil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Austin Forecast: "Heavy rain event for the next 48 hours, get ready" Austin Reality: One 30 minute banger storm hits during afternoon rush hour or 3 AM 15411 0
Reposted by SixftyodaThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/11/2025Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-t… 242416254 0
Reposted by SixftyodaI Love Raphtalia🔞 @iloveraphtalia.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear. 15689831805 0
Reposted by SixftyodaDynasty Dave @dynastydave.bsky.social · 05/11/2025A few days ago our waiter referred to nachos as "chos" and I'm still thinking about it 135128155 0
Reposted by SixftyodaClue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Them: “didn’t you get my email about this?” Me: 6882 0
Reposted by SixftyodaAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Keep it weird, Austin! 744837530 0
Reposted by SixftyodaChris ❤️🔥🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡 709481368614 0
Reposted by SixftyodaMen in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 27/04/2025End Product Of The Mo Salah Selfie 🤳😍 1582153 0
Reposted by Sixftyoda Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Liverpool are champions of England for the 20th time in their history. 🏆 0587 0
Reposted by SixftyodaThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2025Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Awaytheonion.comFancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering AwayST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at befor... 733642395 0
Reposted by SixftyodaLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 10/04/2025People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves 132110253432 0
