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Evil MoPac

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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 2h
My new Venn is here, starring ACL, Westlake Marriages, and Austin BBQ
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 4h
Texas voters after comparing Greg Abbott's positions on affordability, education, data centers, Flock cameras, ICE, Big Bend, and about 100 other things to Gina Hinojosa's
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SJSCentralTX @sjscentraltx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@evilmopacatx.bsky.social interviewed Democratic candidate for TX Railroad Commission, Jon Rosenthal. Evil wrote about it in his substack, here (FYI - TXRRC is about oil and gas, nor railroads):
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Get to Know Texas Railroad Commissioner Candidate, Rep. Jon Rosenthal
No, Bo French won’t be joining us for this one
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Texans: Very Important and insightful one today, as Texas State Rep. Jon Rosenthal joins me to discuss his important race for Texas Railroad Commissioner vs xenophobic Cinemax After Dark himbo, Bo French. evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/get-to-kno...
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Get to Know Texas Railroad Commissioner Candidate, Rep. Jon Rosenthal
No, Bo French won’t be joining us for this one
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 27/09/2026
presently in a Houston airport bar and a guy is playing acoustic and singing. he’s fantastic. the place is packed but … I am literally the only person who claps for him. wtf is wrong w people?
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Real talk, being insistent that God has a penis and balls is infinitely weirder than saying "God isn't binary"
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Austin Driving Meme™
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rafael Garces Perez is in the U.S. legally, is not a criminal, and is working a job. He was shot in the back by the same cowardly taintlords who came in 4th place for a Wal-Mart loss prevention job, was denied medical care, and is being held without the Due Process required by the U.S. Constitution
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We've reached the "Import Potash From Belarus" level of the simulation
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My Coyote vs ACME review is here! An enjoyable, satisfying allegory for 2026 evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/my-coyote-...
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My ‘Coyote vs ACME’ Review: A Fun, Deeply Satisfying Allegory For 2026
A manic but oddly affecting crowd pleaser for these cutthroat times
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are basically two types of humans out there: people who reflexively support ICE whenever they shoot someone and people you want in your life
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I examine and eviscerate the disgusting comments made about UT-Austin students by Bo French (Free article) evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/texas-poli...
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Texas Politician Ignites a Hideous Firestorm Against UT-Austin Students
The Republican candidate for Railroad Commissioner is a disgusting canary in a deeply racist coalmine
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Texans, you get the privilege of enthusiastically voting against ghouls like this in November Don't fuck it up. Send a message to the taintlords
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz interrupted during ESPN appearance by fired-up crowd chanting, "TED, YOU SUCK!"
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chad Powers has spoken🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
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🦌 The Deer Whisperer 🦌 @thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 Memorial, NYC
Center of the 9/11 Memorial in NYC
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All y'all who take the MoPac toll lane today will get a $5000 check! Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A.I. Humpers: "This beautiful, revolutionary new technology is going to make everything better for the human race in ways we can't yet even fathom" 99% of A.I. use in 2026:
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My latest journey into the hilarious and terrifying HEB clearance rack (Link in comments)
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Updated for September in Texas
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Greg Abbott was given 12 years and has squandered every chance to make Texas better for all of us, selling out to special interests and bowing to Trump. I've had enough. It's @ginafortexas.bsky.social time!
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is a fun one, as Austin Weather Dude Avery Tomasco hops on Evil MoPac for a very worthwhile chat. Old rivals now respectful friends? We’ll see evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/austin-wea...
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Austin Weather Dude/Social Media Star Avery Tomasco Joins Me To Discuss Rain Domes, Taintlords, and I-35
Yes, we will talk about the Austin Rain Dome
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There's nothing quite like a breathtaking shot of downtown from Travis Heights. How can you not be romantic about Austin?
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
2026 Texas Elections Meme #69
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
💦 Austin Today💦
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I review a naughty and ridiculously enjoyable ZZ Top in Austin show evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/the-best-a...
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The Best (And Naughtiest!) ZZ Top in Austin Moments
I saw the second post-Frank Beard show and it was a banger
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Re: Texas data centers, Greg Abbott feels like the Mayor in Jaws right now except he's pretending he always wanted the beaches closed
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton was an amazing human being, just an absolute jewel
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I DO like Mondays
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
NEW: Last week, DHS's Office of Inspector General came out with a report confirming the concerns that myself and others have raised for over a year, declaring that "As ICE shifted priorities toward immigration enforcement, HSI’s level of effort on fentanyl declined from fiscal years 2024 to 2025."
Screenshot of first page of DHS OIG report: DHS OIG HIGHLIGHTS ICE Homeland Security Investigations Hindered in Countering Fentanyl Entering the United States.

What We Found U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Homeland Security Investigations’ (HSI) technologies, intelligence, and information sharing did not effectively enable it to counter fentanyl entering the United States, based on our audit, which included interviews with 100 HSI agents across the country. Given HSI’s unique role in disrupting fentanyl supplies into the United States, failure to address these issues may lead to an increase in illicit fentanyl available to the public and additional overdose deaths. We found: • HSI’s technologies did not meet the needs of agents and analysts conducting fentanyl investigations. HSI users did not widely adopt analytical tools due to technical limitations, and HSI, after spending millions to develop these tools, decommissioned them 3 years after launch. • HSI’s counter-fentanyl mission was hindered by delays in agents obtaining funds to purchase information and evidence (i.e., drugs) during an investigation; a lack of independent authority to investigate fentanyl-related offenses; and low, inconsistent referral of fentanyl cases from U.S. Customs and Border Protection to HSI. • As ICE shifted priorities toward immigration enforcement, HSI’s level of effort on fentanyl declined from fiscal years 2024 to 2025. Fentanyl investigations decreased by 24 percent, investigative hours spent countering fentanyl decreased by approximately 30 percent, and fentanyl seizures decreased by 39 percent. ICE Response ICE concurred with all four recommendations. Appendix C contains ICE’s response in its entirety.
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🔥Greg Abbott's summer playlist just dropped🔥
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love Austin restaurants, but some of them done fucked up and my new one dives into the worst (and best) in terms of 2026 health department scores ($) evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/is-your-fa...
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Is Your Favorite Austin Restaurant a Health Code Scofflaw?
Spoiler Alert: This may change your eating habits a bit
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This Week's Texas Venn
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Dr. Paula Bruno, Ph.D., L.Ac. @2heartswellness.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Looking for a health coach when you're complicated is... complicated. Here is some useful info. #BlogPost #HealthCoach #EduCoach #Consultations #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #EDS #hEDS #MCAS #HolisticHealth 💕 #Wellness
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Health coaching, Edu-coaching, Consultation: The Which and Why and When for People with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome
Working with a health coach can be one of the most affirming, valuable, inspiring things you can do when you decide that yes, it i…
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Texas Fashion Meme #69
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Super fun new one for anyone who loves music, Dazed and Confused, and Office Space. evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/the-10-bes...
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The 10 Best Songs From "Office Space" and "Dazed and Confused"
Two great movies and a massive bushel of awesome jams
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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r/LonghornNation @rlonghornnation.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
25 days until kickoff which means it’s time for the Top 25 plays of the 2025 Texas Football season! At #25, Wingo gets open in space + catches a deep ball to set up 1st and goal and help kickstart the comeback vs Miss St! #HookEm #Texas #Longhorns #CFB #highlight
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Atticus Finch (of Georgia) @atticus59914029.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Imagine being a Somali immigrant and trying to explain to your child why the President of the United States says things like this.
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You're either against this stupid bullshit happening in Big Bend or you're not a real Texan There's nothing in the middle
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My review of the nostalgic (and also really fun) “Things Can Only Get Better Tour” ft. Howard Jones, Wang Chung, The English Beat, and Modern English in Austin evilmopacatx.substack.com/p/my-review-...
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My Review: A Night of 1980s Pop Nirvana in Austin
I recap the Things Can Only Get Better Tour
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Some memes perfectly capture what's at stake for Talarico vs Paxton
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Austin, where cops can speed while texting like absolute fucking taintlords and then get a baby slap on the wrist from prosecutors when they seriously injure people. www.kvue.com/article/news...
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🔥Austin Summer 2026 Meme🔥
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" --George Carlin
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Whether it's James Talarico driving a pickup truck he doesn't own in a commercial or Ken Paxton freeing a convicted pedo he's buds with early from jail without making him register as an offender, we can all agree that both Texas Senate candidates have integrity issues" --Mainstream Texas Media
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Aura
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My new Venn is here, starring Ken Paxton, Crack, and A.I. 🍟
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