iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

nashville is so fucking fake i can’t stand this city. nothing but stringless cowboy hats

it ain’t a cowboy hat unless it’s got a string to go under my chin so it stays put when the horse start buckin 😤

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i didn’t set out to do this but i’m really glad i follow a bunch of baseball fans

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not starting a family until we all agree to dress like this

hey rq what drugs should i be taking for a Modest Mouse concert?? fbi i am asking for a friend

the only way i could be talked into doing acid is at an outdoor Rainbow Kitten Surprise concert

I’ll start going to church [again] when they actually stone rapists like the bible says

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a karaoke party but it’s just me performing every song from Peacemaker seasons 1&2 with 8 costume changes and my friends aren’t allowed to leave

skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

do y’all even know how many replies i have personally composed and then immediately discarded?? i am protecting you and you don’t even know it

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babe when i said i liked evil women i wasn’t really thinking like, tax fraud evil

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Captain Sasquatch @captainsasquatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

For him I would dry poison ivy.

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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

man has all the money in the world and dons THIS wig

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walk softly and carry a pocket knife you can get to fast

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

A posting style best described as "relentless"

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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Well don't I feel stupid

A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star

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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

sry i can't hear you i'm studying for the easiest exam i will EVER have in grad school and panicking about it

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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

i am truly an oddball if there ever was one

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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

romantic texting 2006: i’m you’re little bunneh ^_^ big kiss Mwah romantic texting 2025: My beautiful maiden. Please allow me to kill for you.

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i've been thinking and have decided we as a society need to sit down to watch Back to the Future and discuss how we ended up in the Biff timeline

Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

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WARDEN: and for your last meal? ME: everlasting gobstopper WARDEN: son of a

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

a zombie apocalypse is probably too good for us

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Oh my GOD I clearly am asking for a Miss Piggy Origin Story

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I straight up need a film starring someone who is not paid to diet and exercise 6 days/week, about them loving themselves wholly and completely while making basic mistakes

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

i did a lot of scary things today and good news! my to-do list is exactly the same length

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I myself am an ibuprofen girlie but I'll defend my acetaminophen sisters forever

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Lee Cronin's Clint Worthington @clintworthing.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

This could be us but you playin

The creepy man hugging a fish fountain outside of the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

ever think about how this league doesn't let girls play

the boys and dogs basketball team from Air Bud

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 21/09/2025

sex is so stupid. meet me on the field of battle

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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Ohhhhh lmao we got the rapture confused with the rap tour. I’ve solved it,

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

thank you for liking my posts, i do this instead of drugs

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Joke’s on you, I didn’t need the pride band bc i am now serving Tactical Lesbian

Someone white bitch with a very thin wrist wearing a titanium first gen Apple Watch Ultra, sporting a forest green band. She has 9 things overdue on her to-do list and the time reads 16:34 (4pm)

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the only ppl being raptured are the ones who can handle the eternal heavenly orgy

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if we r made in god's image she horny af

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