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Mr. Kit

@sinisterbird.bsky.social
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just a f*ckin idiot 🤡 dm at your own risk 🤷 she | her | mister | sir 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🍁 You can follow my son here: @jackarydan.bsky.social PP: 🍆

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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
have you heard of my lord and savior shaboozey?
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
found god at a shaboozey concert ✊😔
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
thought i was dressing as a tourist but i guess i’m dressed as a local 🤷
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
how am i the ONLY person in nashville’s streets with a fringe game?????
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
on top of this, a quick google search shows New York City's GDP is by far the highest of all US metropolitan areas as of 2023. Followed by LA, by a considerable margin
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i either have no commas or have the oxford comma there is no in between
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
brb mixing bbq sauce with marinara so some italian god smites me where i stand
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
that's all you need tbfrank - signed, lifelong star wars fan
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
lets just be each others therapists how hard could it be
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
umm?? you're still using toilet paper from TREES???? w o w. bamboo tp is RIGTH there 😡 just say you HATE our planet 😩🌏🙅 #satire
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
“that’s irrelevant but now that you mention it i HATE okra 😡”
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
nashville is so fucking fake i can’t stand this city. nothing but stringless cowboy hats
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
it ain’t a cowboy hat unless it’s got a string to go under my chin so it stays put when the horse start buckin 😤
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
i didn’t set out to do this but i’m really glad i follow a bunch of baseball fans
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kay ⟡₊ ⊹🌙 @pawmi.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
not starting a family until we all agree to dress like this
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
hey rq what drugs should i be taking for a Modest Mouse concert?? fbi i am asking for a friend
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
the only way i could be talked into doing acid is at an outdoor Rainbow Kitten Surprise concert
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
You can keep me as an ally and then kill me at the end if you wanna 👉👈
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
🫨🫨🫨
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
🥹 wow wow! Keep up the excellent work, i will watch your career with great interest 🫶
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I’ll start going to church [again] when they actually stone rapists like the bible says
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
a karaoke party but it’s just me performing every song from Peacemaker seasons 1&2 with 8 costume changes and my friends aren’t allowed to leave
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
do y’all even know how many replies i have personally composed and then immediately discarded?? i am protecting you and you don’t even know it
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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a group of people are standing in a crowd with their hands on their heads and their mouths open .
Alt: The cast of Curb Your Enthusiasm (i think) going CRAZY at a ball game. Amazing!! Out of this world!!!! Totally blown away!
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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True Its True GIF
Alt: Dwight Shrute from The Office holding his hand up as if he had a listening device in his ear. He is wearing a suit, tie, and iconic glasses. He turns to the camera and says, “it’s true.”
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
hero 🫶
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
babe when i said i liked evil women i wasn’t really thinking like, tax fraud evil
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The chest of the suit jacket is too tight but the sleeves are crazy loosey-goosey??? He clearly has no friends that genuinely care about him
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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a cartoon tomato with big eyes and a red nose is standing on a table .
Alt: A camera already in extreme closeup zooming in on Bob the Tomato (a 3-d animated tomato with only a face). He is looking up at someone to his side in surprise, then down with a furrowed expression as if he is trying to comprehend this all.
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
flaccid bread ?????
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
😭😭😭 it’s so bad!!
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is the way
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Captain Sasquatch @captainsasquatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
For him I would dry poison ivy.
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
i don’t disrespect sage like that 🙅
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
this is someone you could sell oregano to and say it’s weed $15/g and he’d come back for more
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
just here to appreciate November being where she belongs
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
time 2 eat the rich. these bitches don’t know how to allocate
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
man has all the money in the world and dons THIS wig
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
[comment dripping with unsolicited advice that punctuates with a hostile lecture. somehow answers a rhetorical question you didn’t even ask. really just a downer]
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
His sister works at the Seward (AK) Sealife Center so my aunt has gotten to attend a few galas with him there 🫨✨ Love him with my whole heart But real talk I was thinking a woman 😭
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
snitties
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
walk softly and carry a pocket knife you can get to fast
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
A posting style best described as "relentless"
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Well don't I feel stupid
A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
omg i have the perfect wookieepedia article for this
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
sry i can't hear you i'm studying for the easiest exam i will EVER have in grad school and panicking about it
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I must 🥰
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i think that'll do it,
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Mr. Kit @sinisterbird.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i am truly an oddball if there ever was one
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