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Stephen Huenneke

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Back to MA 🦞 after a long stint in SF 🌉

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Kelli Refer @kellireef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Biking in the Fall is the best because Fall is the best season and biking is the best way to get around.
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Stephen Huenneke @simpleproof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@rollovereasy.org good morning from the east coast, wish I could have been there for the guacoff!
sunrise over a foggy green field on a rolling hill
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
the sum total of Sam Alito’s jurisprudence on voting adds up to “You have the right to vote for a Republican and if you aren’t likely to vote for a Republican, then Republicans are allowed to disenfranchise you.”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/09/2026
"The mayor's liberal apologists claim that, when the 9/11 attacks happened, he was 'in elementary school' and 'nine years old,' as if those are reasonable excuses for the future mayor's negligence." buff.ly/PxYRxx1
mcsweeneys.net
I Can’t Believe Zohran Mamdani is Attending the Twenty-Fifth Anniversary Memorial of 9/11, When He Did Nothing to Prevent the Attacks
“The mayor’s liberal apologists claim that, when the 9/11 attacks happened, he was ‘in elementary school’ and ‘nine years old,’ as if those are reasonable ex...
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
everybody grow the fuck up
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Marketing your small business and one of the most important ways you can set yourself apart from your competitors.
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Stephen Huenneke @simpleproof.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Really great writing about the feelings of hope and loss via watching other people ride (and crash) bikes from Devin Kelly: escapecollective.com/lo/?gift-tok...
escapecollective.com
Losing Jonas
On inevitability and hope.
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DEI Speedwagon @myrrlyn.net · 20/07/2026
spain plays soccer like a capitalist in that they think possession is a goal in itself, rather than a precondition to using possessed property to achieve a goal. argentina plays soccer like an anarchist in that they think power is about destruction and then get mad nobody gives them power
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Uncertain FM is so good and Internet radio is a better and more important use of the internet than all the other stuff we use it for
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
for those unfamiliar, this is what an uncertain.fm is
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Here are some titles for everyone’s upcoming think pieces, either direction: The Game, The Flag, and the Dangers of Bubble Activism Why I Won’t Perform National Belonging for FIFA What Bluesky Gets Wrong About Patriotism I Logged Off Bluesky and Watched Soccer With My Dad. Here’s What I Learned.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ben affleck’s the gone girl where most of the plot is basically the same but he plays neil the seal
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 01/06/2026
LOOK. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU—TONY HOAGLAND IS NOT DELOITTE. I KNOW THIS. YOU KNOW THIS. I HAVE BEEN PLACED IN A POSITION WHERE I MUST DECIDE WHETHER A DERIVATIVES PORTFOLIO HAS THEMATIC COHERENCE. PS YOUR C-SUITE STOCK OPTIONS HAVE PLOT HOLES.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 10/05/2026
At this point, solving climate change is cheaper than not solving it -- not only on some grand 50 year time horizon, but tomorrow, today, immediately. Soving climate change *is* affordability. Maybe Dems should tell voters about that.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A new paragon of free speech and civic discourse emerges
A post from SteveBikes on Twitter that shows David, the Marblehead Town Meeting guy speaking in the style of Norman Rockwell's free speech painting
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Just got a DM from Jerry. He’s OK and really feeling the love from everyone. He had to trade posting ability for verification so he won’t be posting anymore. He understands this is better for everyone. What a sacrifice.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
this is the most bostony sentence i ever read in my life jesus christ
History
In 1997, McColgan left Dropkick Murphys "to pursue a lifelong dream of becoming a firefighter for the Boston Fire Department."
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I think we're going win, but I want to win hard enough that we start paying artists to paint murals in post offices again. (This time the post offices are also banks.)
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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Shutting the government down because the president’s thug army keeps murdering American citizens for no reason seems pretty reasonable, IMO!
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
On our way from Stockholm, It started to snow, And you said it was like Christmas, But you were wrong, It wasn't like Christmas at all. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iipp...
youtube.com
Low - Just Like Christmas
YouTube video by rtenewsontwo
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
How ’bout some coffee? Don’t mind if I do. Take a little ride on my donkey, I love that donkey. Hell, I love everybody.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Happy October 27, 2004 to all who celebrate.


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‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬
The funniest part the guy said was driving home
after the game and seeing someone hopping a cemetery
fence with a bottle of champagne.

October 27, 2004
Across the street some kids were playing baseball which
felt anachronistic in the first place and one of them
socked a big dinger and they all moved instinctively and
anxiously like they do when that sort of thing happens.
I watched the ball arc up toward the moon which
wasn’t out yet but you could tell was waiting there just
backstage rehearsing its lines and I thought people that
young are walking on a tightrope they aren’t even aware
of yet. Not just unafraid of falling but oblivious to the
existence of the chasm.
I was listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea I’m
sorry I know and I thought that if you skip “[untitled]”
you didn’t earn “Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2” because in
my day we suffered differently about things that didn’t
matter.
I never knew if it was meant to be I love you comma
Jesus Christ or if it was supposed to be I love you Jesus
Christ straight through no punctuation like was he
addressing some person or the Son of God himself.
Jesus Christ I love you yes I do.
On my phone there was a grim dark storm cloud
hovering over Rhode Island and the blackness looked
like it had one little arm or flipper hanging down to do
its damage with like a perverted little sky imp would
have and there were two bright orange lights right in
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the center where the storm’s face would be if storms
had faces.
I think it was just the reflection of some tower
lights though.
Next door the neighbor’s dog was barking so sadly
in a language I couldn’t understand. Like when you’re
in another country and you need to find the hospital
immediately or find your kidnapped wife and no one
knows what you’re trying to say.
It’s good to be in those situations. Not the needing
a hospital or having a kidnapped wife obviously but to
be somewhere where you can’t communicate.
To feel stupid and h…

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‪@lukeoneil47.bsky.social‬
The funniest part the guy said was driving home
after the game and seeing someone hopping a cemetery
fence with a bottle of champagne.

October 27, 2004
Across the street some kids were playing baseball which
felt anachronistic in the first place and one of them
socked a big dinger and they all moved instinctively and
anxiously like they do when that sort of thing happens.
I watched the ball arc up toward the moon which
wasn’t out yet but you could tell was waiting there just
backstage rehearsing its lines and I thought people that
young are walking on a tightrope they aren’t even aware
of yet. Not just unafraid of falling but oblivious to the
existence of the chasm.
I was listening to In the Aeroplane Over the Sea I’m
sorry I know and I thought that if you skip “[untitled]”
you didn’t earn “Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2” because in
my day we suffered differently about things that didn’t
matter.
I never knew if it was meant to be I love you comma
Jesus Christ or if it was supposed to be I love you Jesus
Christ straight through no punctuation like was he
addressing some person or the Son of God himself.
Jesus Christ I love you yes I do.
On my phone there was a grim dark storm cloud
hovering over Rhode Island and the blackness looked
like it had one little arm or flipper hanging down to do
its damage with like a perverted little sky imp would
have and there were two bright orange lights right in
ALT

the center where the storm’s face would be if storms
had faces.
I think it was just the reflection of some tower
lights though.
Next door the neighbor’s dog was barking so sadly
in a language I couldn’t understand. Like when you’re
in another country and you need to find the hospital
immediately or find your kidnapped wife and no one
knows what you’re trying to say.
It’s good to be in those situations. Not the needing
a hospital or having a kidnapped wife obviously but to
be somewhere where you can’t communicate.
To feel stupid and h…
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14/10/2025
“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com
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This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers.
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
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CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I’ve been looking around for the most credulous mid-campaign piece about Trump’s obviously fatuous Project 2025 disavowal, and I think it might be this one from Politico. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
politico.com
It Was Supposed to Be Trump’s Administration in Waiting. But Project 2025 Was a Mirage All Along.
The inside story of how Project 2025 fell apart.
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Snitty @clofsnitville.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
In case you missed it: an essential piece from Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò from earlier this week: www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
bostonreview.net
How Can We Live Together? - Boston Review
Ezra Klein is wrong: shame is essential.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Hi. Do you have suggestions for how I can dress for 115F degree weather? Also has to make me feel like it's 65F, takes no effort to put together, doesn't make me stand out, but also makes me look stylish, works for weddings and pool parties, is ethically produced, and doesn't cost more than $3? Thx.
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 13/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFjO...
youtube.com
Mandy Patinkin on Gaza: A Plea to Jews
YouTube video by The Interview
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I know we don't feel like there's much to celebrate this July 4th. It's been a rough several years. So I want to talk about how we're making history right now.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 09/05/2025
Rümeysa Öztürk has been freed!!
nbcboston.com
Tufts student detained by ICE in viral video is released, thanks supporters
Tufts University student Rumeysa Ozturk was released from ICE detention on Friday, offering brief words of thanks to supporters gathered outside the Louisiana facility.
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Hi @jeisinger.bsky.social, long time. No, that's not what's going on. Hedge funds et al are likely selling treasuries because their risk models have blown out and they need to delever. You sell what is holding up best, so voila Treasury market strains. This is a hunger for dollars.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
The point is not to punish for doing (or not doing) a given behaviour: it's to find a way to read any behaviour as a transgression against themselves and punish accordingly.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/02/2025
they are stealing data from the american people and depriving us of the transparency that we are entitled to by law. none of this is legal and not a single federal employee has any reason to comply.
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/01/2025
youtu.be/E-z9djgthqE?...
youtu.be
John K. Samson - "Fantasy Baseball At The End Of The World"
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen
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Kodo and Sangha! @kodoandsangha.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
If you do your search and add -AI to the end, you don’t get the garbage output
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camwing @camw.ing · 05/12/2024
In 2025 (less than 30 days away), PayPal will start selling your transaction history for targeted advertising. I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping. If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.
A screenshot of PayPal's terms of service. Big wall of legalese text, which I will be pasting in below. You don't need to read it, here's the important part: 

"The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop."


Here's the whole paragraph: 

We are updating our Privacy Statement to explain how, starting early Summer 2025, we will share information to help improve your shopping experience and make it more personalized for you. The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop, unless you live in California, North Dakota, or Vermont. For PayPal customers in California, North Dakota, or Vermont, we’ll only share your information with those merchants if you tell us to do so. No matter where you live, you’ll always be able to exercise your right to opt out of this data sharing by updating your preference settings in your account under “Data and Privacy.”
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
as always
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Benjamin Turon @benjaminturon.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Republicans promise to cut taxes and they cut taxes. Democrats promise to use tax dollars to solve problems and one in eight public school students in New York experienced homelessness last year. #housing Note to Democrats: Time to Take Up Your Hammers www.nytimes.com/2024/11/30/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | Note to Democrats: It’s Time to Take Up Your Hammers
There is a straight line from homeless schoolchildren to Donald Trump’s election victory.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It’s really just that when the right is talking about tech they are talking about the employees and the left is talking about the bosses. Everything becomes legible under that construction. bsky.app/profile/radl...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Tweet from 2013 that says:
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This classic work in the history of nationalism argues that the rise of widely available print (esp. newspapers) made it possible for geographically dispersed groups of people to imagine themselves as a roughly coherent entity called "a nation" in which there was an ongoing conversation.
An intellecrual giant'
ECONOMIST
BENEDICT ANDERSON
IMAGINED
COMMUNITIES
Reflections on the Origin and Spread of Nationalism
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 03/11/2024
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 31/10/2024
good morning bike helmet enjoyers who have realistic expectations about their protective capabilities
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Give me a a fucking show about the women who made space suits Netflix. Working class women, many of African-American origin, with years of experience making bras and female undergarments, just out there making the weird designs NASA blokes have come up with for space suits actually fucking work.
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