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TJ

@senatorjohn.bsky.social
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i run uncertain.fm 🏴‍☠️ i write code that makes radio 🤖 i play the music at Boston Bruins games 🐻 he/him📍aquatown/boston @uncertain.fm / @worbler.bsky.social

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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 4h
my kingdom for the ability to mute/trash text messages based on content
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 9h
got a shell account at 15, learned html from a book, wrote code at home on a Mac SE and took the train in town to hsq cybersmith where i could see how it came out in a browser
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Kathrin @puzzledpeaces.bsky.social · 13h
It's attention and admiration, but without connection, or joy. They're just these absolute black holes of need, and instead of going to therapy they ask a computer to give them more stuff to shove into people's faces. "Come to my birthday party, I have the cool toy!" ... forever.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13h
I think it’s also about attention and credit wanting to be treated like you’re a writer without doing the work, wanting to seem knowledgeable about books without reading them, wanting to brag to your friends about the vinyl collection you’re curating because an algorithm told you to
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Kathrin @puzzledpeaces.bsky.social · 13h
I'm always struck by the absolute fucking JOYLESSNESS of it all. They don't want to browse and explore and spend time actively pursuing a hobby they might enjoy. Instead, they want to click 5 times and then go "Behold my stuff" to an empty room because they have no actual friends.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14h
oh, did Claude invent an algorithm to recommend music based on the music you like is it different from what Spotify and Pandora and every other streaming music app has already been doing is it worth the absolutely ludicrous amount of money they spent developing it
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14h
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you watch the baseball, you deserve the best possible soundtrack
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gross no thank you
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
35 years ago on September 28, 1991, TV show 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' aired episode "Darmok"
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well. that's the most emotions i've had about baseball since leaving the red sox
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
what in the fuck is going on
display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is a great piece. speaking as someone who looks at a jumbotron more often than you, i think it's important we all remember many of these videos come with a real life story like this we never learn themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
somewhere in my house is a 'hellthread' t-shirt
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
come for the heckle, stay for the horror of how badly Muse cares about your shopping habits
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQ
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Pressure Drop
YouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
taking back a couple things i might previously have said of canseco in haste
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
X-Men never "became woke" you just grew up to be a bad person.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i did not realize the UN also had a stadium DJ but clearly whoever it is they're very good www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
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Donald Trump humiliated as brutal song plays before Greenland deal signing
'Send in the Clowns' played before Donald Trump and the leaders of Denmark and Greenland entered for a security deal signing on the UN General Assembly sidelines. Whether the song choice was intention...
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this gif is unduly foxy
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We used to be a proper planet, one that rewarded its top scholars in style.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World theonion.com/legion-of-terra-cotta-…
Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/09/2026
How many Watergates did we have today. Feels like the average is three
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
According to our PA announcer (my pal Henry), that's the first 1-0 MLB victory in which the winning team had 12+ hits with no extra-base hits since the White Sox lost to the St. Louis Browns on July 5, 1946.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sorry moots i spent some time in @atrupar.com -land earlier and became either desperate or incensed sometimes both i will going forward continue to try and bring joy rather than that other stuff
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry on data centers: "Unfortunately, I don't think the American people are digesting all of the information. I mean, look, nothing against golfers out there, but golf courses use 40 times more water than data centers ... we welcome them"
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of this, from @joshtpm.bsky.social talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/we-di...
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've had life insurance for years. Haven't used it once.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
Ossoff: "What did they spend the most political capital trying to do over the last 18 months? Cover up the Epstein files. They worked harder to cover up the Epstein files than they ever did to lower grocery prices."
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TJ @senatorjohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
true or false on launch tuition + board will be cheaper than living elsewhere in sf
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Folks, you’ve gotta get comfortable saying “your behavior is fucked up, and justifying it using the language of social justice and therapy doesn’t change that.”
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As shocking as this case is I know @czedwards.bsky.social is shaking their head at the same thing I am - this is some PISS POOR MONEY LAUNDERING. Check 1001 of a brand new account? Jesus we used to be a proper country.
A check made out for
$150,000 to Susan Collins’s
PAC, check number 1001
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The Official Pulpit of CULT OF THE DEAD COW @cultdeadcow.com · 23/09/2026
futurism.com/artificial-i... @doctorow.pluralistic.net knows what time it is.
futurism.com
Is There a Secret Reason for the Industry-Wide AI Slowdown?
Is it really just a matter of ensuring the safety of their AI models that's motivating tech leaders to call for pumping the brakes?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Becca Lewis @beccalew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👀👀👀👀 fnl.mit.edu/how-we-learn...
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How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Campus Surveillance – MIT Faculty Newsletter
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New: hackers say they have personal data on all FBI employees and spouses. I got a sample of 5,000 alleged employees, including name, physical address, phone number, and in some cases spouses. Could be a massive national security and counterintelligence risk www.404media.co/we-hacked-th...
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‘We Hacked the FBI:’ Hackers Say They Have Data on All FBI Employees
A sample of 5,000 alleged agents seen by 404 Media includes names, addresses, phone numbers, and details on FBI employees' spouses.
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