Reposted by Simon LoveNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 5hHARRY NILSSON: *immediately after recording "Coconut"* okay great job everyone. now lets record that exact same song again but this time Evil *begins recording "Jump Into the Fire"* 110114
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 2hAwake from a dream where some cunt with curtains and a pink shirt was cheeking me on New Year’s Eve (my birthday). My son insisted we get a coach from Cardiff to mid-Wales because all his stuff was in a hotel there. It was late but the bar had a buffet of egg based treats. 020
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 10hBandcamp should really give us weeks notice that it’s Bandcamp Friday. I’m very tired. 040
Reposted by Simon LoveMícheál de Brún @thriftonaut.bsky.social · 13hDoc Cox did all he could but alas he's not a medical doctor. 162
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 13hRaising a glass of Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade and salt this evening #penis 241
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 15hHalting my bike ride home to send this MODERN POPEYE SMOKES SPINACH FLAVOUR VAPES 000
Reposted by Simon LoveCrispin Kott @stuporfly.bsky.social · 17hGina Birch, Esmé Lark, Miki Berenyi, Fyfe Dangerfield, Kitty Fitz, and Dilettante are among the guest vocalists. Books w/ signed bookplates will be available on the night. I’m so stoked for this one. See you there! www.thelexington.co.uk/event.php?id...thelexington.co.ukResident Punk UK Launch Party - Legs McNeil in conversation with Stewart Lee plus bands at The Lexington London. Live Music, DJs, Beer and Bourbon 022
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 20hThere’s a woman walking around Hammersmith dressed like Carmen Sandiego. 120
Reposted by Simon Loveautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1183760739
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I once stopped listening to a podcast (an American one) because they kept pronouncing the word “banal” to rhyme with “anal” 270
Reposted by Simon LoveMr DaveDogFacedBoy @davedfb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No, your Dad did that. 4498
Reposted by Simon LoveDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Digger (2026) 432561
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Absolute dodgy banger youtu.be/9NRzmV50n4Q?...youtu.beGet Down On Your KneesYouTube video by The Underdogs - Topic 020
Reposted by Simon Loveeminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Here is an interview with Daphne and Celeste following the legendary performance at Reading Festival where they got pelted off stage by Slipknot fans 4288
Reposted by Simon Lovepgofton.bsky.social @pgofton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A song about the working class being used as cannon fodder, how apt 0113
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In another part of the dream Lou showed me some footage of The Velvet Underground on something like “Rowan And Martin’s Laugh-In” playing “Foggy Notion” and then “The Murder Mystery” 010
Reposted by Simon Lovethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article 101765249
Reposted by Simon LoveI Don't Like Your Tie @dontlikeyourtie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Big laugh here at Ringo's comment at c.1m www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPLq...youtube.comRingo Starr’s September 2026 UpdateYouTube video by Ringo Starr 032
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Awake from a dream where I was staying with Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson. It was lovely which is a big difference from the last time I dreamt about Lou Reed when he charged me £60 for a handshake. 000
Reposted by Simon LoveLance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article. 5473120
Reposted by Simon LoveFinn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy 1344483
Reposted by Simon LoveEfe Eme @efeeme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Crítica de discos: “The one true Prince of Wales”, de Simon Love. «El duelo a distancia, gestionar funerales desde lejos y sentir cómo la ciudad de la infancia se vuelve cada vez más irreal es el combustible de este cuarto disco». Por Xavier Valiño.efeeme.comThe one true Prince of Wales, de Simon Love«El duelo a distancia, gestionar funerales desde lejos y sentir cómo la ciudad de la infancia se vuelve cada vez más irreal, es el combustible de su cuarto disco en solitario». Por Xavier Valiño. 031
Reposted by Simon LoveDavid Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When the dying's finally done and the suffering subsides All the suffering gets done by the ones we leave behind 0183
Reposted by Simon LoveMJ Hibbett @mjhibbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All of Simon's substacks are GRATE but this one is especially so - idiocy! excitement! too many Stellas! It's got the lot! 173
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Did you know that I got dumped? You can read all about it here- simonloverules.substack.com/p/32-the-ex-...simonloverules.substack.com32 THE EX-GURLFRIENDHere she comes... 021
Reposted by Simon LoveJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Morning. Last week I found out for the first time that Champion The Wonder Horse (stalwart black and white 50s schedule filler up to 1993) was a spin-off. Champion was Gene Autry’s horse, and it was a 1955 cash in on the success of the Gene Autry Show. He’s like horse Frasier. 2623834
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Awake from a night of dreams all set around Albany Road and all soundtracked by Super Furry Animals. In the last one I was starring as Batman in a film that I was also directing and was supposed to have written. What they didn’t know was that I was just “vibing” the scenes. 140
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ve really been enjoying “The Golden Cobra” It’s exactly what Ebbw Vale is like. 162
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tomorrow’s issue of “MY SO-CALLED LIFE IN 101 SONGS” Substack contains details of one of the worst nights of my life #fucknorthamptonstatic.klipy.comJazzy JeffALT: Jazzy Jeff 011
Reposted by Simon LoveAndy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There is only one thing anyone needs to know about the Dave Matthews Band, and it is this... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...en.wikipedia.orgDave Matthews Band bus incident - Wikipedia 4152
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have never heard that Sam Fender song that was number one for 3 years. 100
Reposted by Simon LoveGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 23967355
Reposted by Simon LoveNoisebox Radio @noiseboxradio.com · 27/09/2026Sunday on Noisebox Radio 6pm: Love and Rain Simon Love and John Rain with an hour of music, comedy and oddness. www.noiseboxradio.com 052
Reposted by Simon LoveChris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yer gran uses ChatGPT to write her Christmas cards 082
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Awake from a dream where I was having to perform Donovan songs in front of Donovan at a holiday camp 250
Reposted by Simon LoveJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My TV EPG is promising a show called Attenborough’s Big Birds and all I can imagine is him earnestly whispering, “This… is Diana Dors.” 8705
Reposted by Simon LoveSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What at horrible day to have eyes. 4041794
Reposted by Simon LoveBrian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OBSESSION but Bear is Piggy and Nikki is Kermit 0132