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@simonloverules.bsky.social
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New album “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” out now on Hurrah Musica "Knowingly ridiculous, but tightly executed" linktr.ee/SimonLoveRules

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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 4h
Dennis Reynolds saying “full penetration.”
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 5h
HARRY NILSSON: *immediately after recording "Coconut"* okay great job everyone. now lets record that exact same song again but this time Evil *begins recording "Jump Into the Fire"*
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 2h
Awake from a dream where some cunt with curtains and a pink shirt was cheeking me on New Year’s Eve (my birthday). My son insisted we get a coach from Cardiff to mid-Wales because all his stuff was in a hotel there. It was late but the bar had a buffet of egg based treats.
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The Texas Graham Saw Massacre @grahamofthedead.bsky.social · 11h
Screengrab of Doctor Doom in Avengers: Doomsday. Text says "this film is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan"
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 10h
Bandcamp should really give us weeks notice that it’s Bandcamp Friday. I’m very tired.
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Mícheál de Brún @thriftonaut.bsky.social · 13h
Doc Cox did all he could but alas he's not a medical doctor.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 13h
Raising a glass of Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade and salt this evening #penis
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 15h
Halting my bike ride home to send this MODERN POPEYE SMOKES SPINACH FLAVOUR VAPES
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Crispin Kott @stuporfly.bsky.social · 17h
Gina Birch, Esmé Lark, Miki Berenyi, Fyfe Dangerfield, Kitty Fitz, and Dilettante are among the guest vocalists. Books w/ signed bookplates will be available on the night. I’m so stoked for this one. See you there! www.thelexington.co.uk/event.php?id...
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Resident Punk UK Launch Party - Legs McNeil in conversation with Stewart Lee plus bands at The Lexington London. Live Music, DJs, Beer and Bourbon
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 20h
There’s a woman walking around Hammersmith dressed like Carmen Sandiego.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 22h
Jesus wept
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I once stopped listening to a podcast (an American one) because they kept pronouncing the word “banal” to rhyme with “anal”
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Mr DaveDogFacedBoy @davedfb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, your Dad did that.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this some kind of money laundering scam?
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Tom Cruise, in the mall, has way too much shit on, holding a shovel so you know we photoshopped really really hard.

"Tom Cruise is Digger"

The real poster is gonna get vandalized a lot in certain neighborhoods.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolute dodgy banger youtu.be/9NRzmV50n4Q?...
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Get Down On Your Knees
YouTube video by The Underdogs - Topic
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here is an interview with Daphne and Celeste following the legendary performance at Reading Festival where they got pelted off stage by Slipknot fans
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pgofton.bsky.social @pgofton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A song about the working class being used as cannon fodder, how apt
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In another part of the dream Lou showed me some footage of The Velvet Underground on something like “Rowan And Martin’s Laugh-In” playing “Foggy Notion” and then “The Murder Mystery”
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pgofton.bsky.social @pgofton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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I Don't Like Your Tie @dontlikeyourtie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big laugh here at Ringo's comment at c.1m www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPLq...
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Ringo Starr’s September 2026 Update
YouTube video by Ringo Starr
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a cartoon that says logging on to bluesky guy in a colorful shirt that says fun busts into the door he gets disapproving looks from everyone jnsode so he takes off his shirt and says sorry
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awake from a dream where I was staying with Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson. It was lovely which is a big difference from the last time I dreamt about Lou Reed when he charged me £60 for a handshake.
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy
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Efe Eme @efeeme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Crítica de discos: “The one true Prince of Wales”, de Simon Love. «El duelo a distancia, gestionar funerales desde lejos y sentir cómo la ciudad de la infancia se vuelve cada vez más irreal es el combustible de este cuarto disco». Por Xavier Valiño.
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The one true Prince of Wales, de Simon Love
«El duelo a distancia, gestionar funerales desde lejos y sentir cómo la ciudad de la infancia se vuelve cada vez más irreal, es el combustible de su cuarto disco en solitario». Por Xavier Valiño.
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the dying's finally done and the suffering subsides All the suffering gets done by the ones we leave behind
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MJ Hibbett @mjhibbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All of Simon's substacks are GRATE but this one is especially so - idiocy! excitement! too many Stellas! It's got the lot!
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did you know that I got dumped? You can read all about it here- simonloverules.substack.com/p/32-the-ex-...
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32 THE EX-GURLFRIEND
Here she comes...
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Billy Edwards @biiilyedwards.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
C-3POh! Darling
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Morning. Last week I found out for the first time that Champion The Wonder Horse (stalwart black and white 50s schedule filler up to 1993) was a spin-off. Champion was Gene Autry’s horse, and it was a 1955 cash in on the success of the Gene Autry Show. He’s like horse Frasier.
Champignon, Le Cheval Merveilleux
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Awake from a night of dreams all set around Albany Road and all soundtracked by Super Furry Animals. In the last one I was starring as Batman in a film that I was also directing and was supposed to have written. What they didn’t know was that I was just “vibing” the scenes.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve really been enjoying “The Golden Cobra” It’s exactly what Ebbw Vale is like.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did anyone else know about this?
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#peter
Peter played by Rob Delaney
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tomorrow’s issue of “MY SO-CALLED LIFE IN 101 SONGS” Substack contains details of one of the worst nights of my life #fucknorthampton
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Jazzy Jeff
ALT: Jazzy Jeff
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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is only one thing anyone needs to know about the Dave Matthews Band, and it is this... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...
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Dave Matthews Band bus incident - Wikipedia
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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pop group Five. Or '5ive' as they are sometimes known, which I think is pronounced "five-ive"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Hang on.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have never heard that Sam Fender song that was number one for 3 years.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Noisebox Radio @noiseboxradio.com · 27/09/2026
Sunday on Noisebox Radio 6pm: Love and Rain Simon Love and John Rain with an hour of music, comedy and oddness. www.noiseboxradio.com
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Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yer gran uses ChatGPT to write her Christmas cards
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Awake from a dream where I was having to perform Donovan songs in front of Donovan at a holiday camp
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My TV EPG is promising a show called Attenborough’s Big Birds and all I can imagine is him earnestly whispering, “This… is Diana Dors.”
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OBSESSION but Bear is Piggy and Nikki is Kermit
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