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Simon Love

@simonloverules.bsky.social
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New album “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” out now on Hurrah Musica "Knowingly ridiculous, but tightly executed" linktr.ee/SimonLoveRules

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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 8h
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 21h
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"You crossed the wrong people, motherfucker." #notTOTP
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just had a pizza delivered by this fellow. Didn’t ask how his doctorate was going.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why does my mother-in-law look like she’s a Force ghost at my son’s 2nd birthday party?
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me double dosing Night Nurse
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They got me….
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Him from “People Just Do Nothing” should play Noel in a biopic
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“I’d leave that 15 minutes if I was you”
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
£80+P&P #abigbigegg
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My son did some colour shading in his art class today. We are raising the boy well.
My son’s drawing of a banana labelled “Andy Worhole”
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A bumper edition of @generalwitch.bsky.social this month AND the screening of “Dr Jekyll And Sister Hyde” on the 30th too. I hope they’ll enjoy the tattoo I’ve had done of their faces on my torso.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s only one photo (that I’ve found ) of Noel Gallagher in a baseball cap.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus wept
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this some kind of money laundering scam?
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did anyone else know about this?
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#peter
Peter played by Rob Delaney
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today I write about Jonathan Richman on my blog thing
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another wonderful @generalwitch.bsky.social “Department X” podcast
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today’s Substack is about another awful b-side but I include an unpaid advertisement for @4hundredblows.bsky.social’s “The Umbrella Man And Other Stories” book
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#happybatmanday or something
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
An updated artists impression
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stopped my cycle home to tell you that I’ve just seen Richard Ashcroft driving a Range Rover and he looked like this but not blue/green.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Read all about this @thisistheloves.bsky.social single custom built for success that wasn’t
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
An appropriately haunted look
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oasis mania!
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Penda’s Fen” is on BBC 4 tonight. I only saw it a few months ago thanks to @generalwitch.bsky.social podcast on it but I can highly recommend it to everyone. “be secret. Child, be strange. Dark, true, impure and dissonant. Cherish our flame. Our dawn shall come”
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What. A. Name.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s only now rewatching “Grauniads Of The Galaxy Vol 2” that Drax really looks like Alan Brazil before his recent liver transplant.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Read all about “How Does It Feel To Be Loved?” where I detail the one time we played the club of the same name.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Even Hitler’s dog? And the Lassie that was in the Klan?
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Forgot to post myself in another quality @generalwitch.bsky.social garment from the other night. Plus my son photobombing.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Elvis Costello in “Survivors”
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An outstanding book @4hundredblows.bsky.social Finished it today after ignoring my family for most of the week. My theory about the whole JFK assassination thing is that it was suicide.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I got receipts!
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“That money was just resting in my account!”
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m currently reading @4hundredblows.bsky.social “The Umbrella Man And Other Stories” and greatly enjoying it.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy 88th heavenly birthday to punk rocker Jet Black. Born before all 4 Beatles and 4/5 of the Rolling Stones. Please enjoy this Stranglers stickered car I saw on Monday.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You can fuck right off
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who wore it better?
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apparently we’re midway around a City Of London mystery tour where we have to solve riddles. I’m knackered.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Today’s Substack will take longer to read than it’ll take to listen to the song.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How long has this been a thing?
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just saw someone wearing this shirt in Stratford Westfield and I have never wanted to perform an assault on someone more. Edgelord dick.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Like "Hardcore Henry"? Vile.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m all for turning off YouTube so this cunt has to get a job and not just react to obviously fake AI videos incredulously.
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Making my shitty Friday much better @generalwitch.bsky.social
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
John Lovejoy
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Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Today's Substack is about @thisistheloves.bsky.social cover of The Muppets "The Rainbow Connection" featuring a photo of me as a Kermit loving child...
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