Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"You crossed the wrong people, motherfucker." #notTOTP 000
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Just had a pizza delivered by this fellow. Didn’t ask how his doctorate was going. 230
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Why does my mother-in-law look like she’s a Force ghost at my son’s 2nd birthday party? 260
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Him from “People Just Do Nothing” should play Noel in a biopic 010
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My son did some colour shading in his art class today. We are raising the boy well. 170
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A bumper edition of @generalwitch.bsky.social this month AND the screening of “Dr Jekyll And Sister Hyde” on the 30th too. I hope they’ll enjoy the tattoo I’ve had done of their faces on my torso. 010
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There’s only one photo (that I’ve found ) of Noel Gallagher in a baseball cap. 010
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today I write about Jonathan Richman on my blog thing 152
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Another wonderful @generalwitch.bsky.social “Department X” podcast 000
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today’s Substack is about another awful b-side but I include an unpaid advertisement for @4hundredblows.bsky.social’s “The Umbrella Man And Other Stories” book 123
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Stopped my cycle home to tell you that I’ve just seen Richard Ashcroft driving a Range Rover and he looked like this but not blue/green. 1100
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Read all about this @thisistheloves.bsky.social single custom built for success that wasn’t 121
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Penda’s Fen” is on BBC 4 tonight. I only saw it a few months ago thanks to @generalwitch.bsky.social podcast on it but I can highly recommend it to everyone. “be secret. Child, be strange. Dark, true, impure and dissonant. Cherish our flame. Our dawn shall come” 3276
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s only now rewatching “Grauniads Of The Galaxy Vol 2” that Drax really looks like Alan Brazil before his recent liver transplant. 030
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Read all about “How Does It Feel To Be Loved?” where I detail the one time we played the club of the same name. 132
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Even Hitler’s dog? And the Lassie that was in the Klan? 430
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Forgot to post myself in another quality @generalwitch.bsky.social garment from the other night. Plus my son photobombing. 061
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 29/08/2026An outstanding book @4hundredblows.bsky.social Finished it today after ignoring my family for most of the week. My theory about the whole JFK assassination thing is that it was suicide. 231
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m currently reading @4hundredblows.bsky.social “The Umbrella Man And Other Stories” and greatly enjoying it. 150
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Happy 88th heavenly birthday to punk rocker Jet Black. Born before all 4 Beatles and 4/5 of the Rolling Stones. Please enjoy this Stranglers stickered car I saw on Monday. 140
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Apparently we’re midway around a City Of London mystery tour where we have to solve riddles. I’m knackered. 010
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Today’s Substack will take longer to read than it’ll take to listen to the song. 121
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Just saw someone wearing this shirt in Stratford Westfield and I have never wanted to perform an assault on someone more. Edgelord dick. 6163
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m all for turning off YouTube so this cunt has to get a job and not just react to obviously fake AI videos incredulously. 010
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Making my shitty Friday much better @generalwitch.bsky.social 120
Simon Love @simonloverules.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Today's Substack is about @thisistheloves.bsky.social cover of The Muppets "The Rainbow Connection" featuring a photo of me as a Kermit loving child... 173