Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yer gran uses ChatGPT to write her Christmas cards 082
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When the cats beg Andy for food despite the fact I fed them half an hour ago 030
Reposted by Chris SmythLaura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off 5268478012
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Playing Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. You can sneak up behind Nazis and press R2 to knock them out or L2 to hear both sides of the story. 010
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The one about how we routinely fail to consider how Anne Frank benefited from white privilege 260
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Sadly the article fails to mention how this ugly cunt managed to get his hair to hover six inches above his head 010
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 05/06/2026You can tell a lot about someone by which of their medications they refer to as "The Substance" 000
Reposted by Chris SmythChase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This is real btw 60120234962
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Some killswitch has activated in my brain and I tore B&Q a new one earlier today 110
Reposted by Chris SmythJoe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026it's two rolled up choobs of ham, a sliced egg, beetroot and undressed iceberg lettuce weather at yer maw's out there 5175
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Bluesky feels like an experiment to see just how little craic a social network can be 041
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Turned 40 today and this appeared on my Steam deck overnight? 161
Reposted by Chris SmythRoss Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/takensinceyouarrived.worldtaken.A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you. 1553902981
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Oh yes, v positive, practically a gain when you think about it 010
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Sam Neill went to school in my hometown and local legend has it he was on a night out there when someone asked him if Jurassic Park was based on a true story 040
Reposted by Chris SmythAccented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026) 167159104777
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Every so often when a new song comes out, I mentally set it aside to listen to when I have more time and life calms down. Anyway last night I properly listened to Daniel by Bat For Lashes [2011]. 020
Reposted by Chris SmythDavid Opie @davidopie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Gay Emmy voters struggling to pick Best Actress in a Comedy this year #Hacks #TheComeback 0104
Reposted by Chris Smythrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image 1708338775
Reposted by Chris SmythTarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I have no interest in this man’s problems 32997111454
Reposted by Chris SmythDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Thank U India (You're welcome) Thank U Terror (You're welcome) Thank U Disillusionment 117436
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Jury Duty playing the Lisa Gilroy card two seasons in a row? Bold, visionary filmmaking of the highest order. 000
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Coma. Not even kidding. Still terrified of general anaesthetic to this day. 020
Reposted by Chris SmythJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/03/2026ngl the updated branding for @bsky.app is bold 942484296
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Unexpected last-minute cameo for one of the wigs I did for Kate Butch for this season of Drag Race 020
Chris Smyth @merrychrissmyth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I truly cannot wait til a time when I no longer have a moral obligation to care about the fucking Gorton and Denton by-election 120
Reposted by Chris Smythdan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/02/2026why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here 1464445542
