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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
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A woman who rang ABC Sydney radio said she found out about the Optus outage from her cat.
 
The cat has an automatic wi-fi feeder (connected to Optus) & when breakfast wasn't delivered at 6:10 am, the cat went to the bedroom to lodge a complaint with management.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The left: always correct—uncomfortably early for everyone else Everyone else: “now that we agree with the left, the left needs to compromise to accommodate us”
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nikk @nikk.ca · 20/10/2025
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
An old xcdc comic about programmers excuse for slacking off replacing code is compiling with AWS is down
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Vericocum @vericum.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
John Dowd (American, born 1960) "Full Moon Beach Point", 2022. Oil on Linen #art #nightscape
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
PSA for everyone going to protests
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/10/2025
older couple on the train with lady liberty and abe lincoln costumes including stovepipe hat, im sorry but that's so cute i'm libbing out
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's really cold out and I'm going to a very fancy office today naturally I should wash my hair
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
A few short months remain
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Do it you won't
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Marxist Lynchist 🇳🇬 🇵🇸 @dklmarxist.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Boost me so I can find ppl on here pls
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Good morning fellow non evil people
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Hello world
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
If you want people to follow you back on social media I suggest trying to be funny or interesting or cute instead of being excruciatingly tedious
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 14/12/2024
sorry but i would not have sex with Sydney Sweeney. i am already married to someone else
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Got the wrong cake for my wife's bday yesterday and she was very gracious about it. But I won't forget this. 364 days left to make it right
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ona 🌙✨ @onamizu.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
yay December
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Nice Dude (sincere) @sortabad.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
for context NYC offered a $10k reward for any critical information about the homocide which is about the cost of a single 15 minute ambulance ride after UnitedHealthcare denies coverage bc the EMTs responding to the call were out of network
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Fancy seeing you here
provocative mirror selfie
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 04/12/2024
Happy dead white shithead day, brother
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
As a former adjuster, I can tell you that these claims are extremely expensive; cost of anesthesiologists, the drugs themselves etc … and time is the biggest factor in the cost. Meanwhile, your premium will continue its yearly rise. They will never stop squeezing.
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Genuinely can't remember the last time I was drunk lol
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
It's also wild to contrast the NYT's coverage of antisemitism to its coverage of trans rights. An unconfirmed anecdote of someone yelling something antisemitic gets a whole op-ed, but months of bomb threats against gender clinics warrant no concern whatsoever. bsky.app/profile/gone...
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Bluesky joining the ranks of apps I actually use bc I cannot leave notifications on. no ma'am.
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I hate that one guy who ran around collecting girls addresses to send them bday cards bc I wish I could send mutuals holiday cards without evoking the same vibe!!
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
People just aren't named "Milt Rice" anymore
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Sean Maguire @iamseanmaguire.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving to everybody and a special thanks to all of the people in the emergency services working today and sending love and prayers to all of those in hospital or sick and to all those sitting by their bedside. Praying for loved ones to feel better.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
They chose effing Saruman Sucks
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Has Trump been on Hot Ones? They should make him do it every month maybe he'll perish
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
One of my least favorite things about living on the west Coast is how the time zones affect the Macy's thanksgiving day parade. I just wanna watch it from the beginning
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Waking up didn't have my glasses on and immediately tripped and broke the bowl in my bong. But that's why we have backups
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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.
A loaf of challah bread with spikes and legs that resembles an alligator.
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Good morning, good moooorning, it's great to stay up late
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Craig Jenkins @craigsj.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
imo it's been friday since friday and will remain so until friday
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
We've hit not one, not two, but three separate to do lists for the day
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Made a new error in my mac and cheese recipe tonight and accidentally doubled the pasta lol glad I caught it in time
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/11/2024
if you're working today* you're allowed to have two beers on the clock *this is the exception for americans and the guaranteed by law minimum for europeans
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Dough is chilling 🙂‍↕️ think I'm gonna make an entire batch of minis this time
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The grandmother in me is ready to start some youngun on snapping beans and peeling potatoes
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sometimes I hate being the only one in the house awake before noon
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Okay *today* I am making biscuits
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Dr. Frances C. Basich @kaya2915.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Elliott Erwitt French-American, 1928–2023 Snoopy, 1988 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Manhattan, New York 🦃
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You are not prepared to look at the sling-jaw wrasse's mouth
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Sometimes you gotta
Mirror selfie in very short shorts, "popping out" as it were
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j @silvergelpen.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I'm thinking I'm gonna make more biscuits today
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