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Daniel Wagner @passittobulis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What a call by Manny Malhotra to put Sasson and Cotter on the ice in overtime. Cotter was dogged on the forecheck, Sasson made a fantastic backhand pass, and Cotter finished it off with aplomb. #Canucks

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On pace for 168, but he probably regresses to just 92 or 93.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you are in line to score on Tristan Jarry STAY IN LINE.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I ordered 82 sheep brains, so this one isn't mine.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is an incredible set of visualizations. Love it.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So, the price to drive on a pedestrian bridge is $600. How about we increase that by a couple orders of magnitude, and just take the cars and licenses away?

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That's a trap. Those are unsolicited dick pics with a fancy name.

A glass jar branded Surprize Balls containing wrapped orange and purple balls containing, presumably, surprises.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Have you tried EnumClaude, the latest AI assistant from Misanthropic? EnumClaude, the assistant that no longer makes you ineligible to join the FBI.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single union in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a nation willing to put a man with giant, goofy ears on their money. And the UK turned you down."

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Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

if you know any trans kids, you know they are worth fighting for all day every day it’s a privilege

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

And, in return, everyone is attracted to Gillian Anderson.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Your Gondwana smash that like and subscribe button to find out more about this extremely eligible supercontinent.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Buying this and making an authentic shepherd's pie to boldly go where no lamb has gone before.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Apparently it snowed Saturday up here. Hiking with the family on Sunday was gorgeous.

A photo of Mt. Shuksan looking out from the Heather Meadows lodge at the Mt. Baker Ski Area. There's no snow on the ground, and the hills are covered in grasses, trees, and shrubs.

A creek winding its way through a high alpine meadow bordered by trees. The sky is blue with a few clouds.

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Lindsay Brown @lidsville.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is in a couple hours - 3-7 pm in #Steveston @naomidevine.bsky.social & co.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I hope Chris Pine finds time to do this movie and that he uses his own at the farmers' market wardrobe. Nobody comments on it, he's just showing up in a rainbow coat and slippers.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

HOLY SHIT DUDES fucking with the environment is now not just a sin (which Francis also said), it is classed as a direct fuck-you to God and a central tenet of the reasoning is the need to care for "our common home," i.e. you are morally obligated to think about the other people who also live here

americamagazine.org

Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document

The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This gritty reboot of Twins sucks.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Go laugh at that clown Yiannopoulos. Leopards eating faces hilarity." Man bursts into tears and says, "But doctor, I am Yiannopoulos."

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KB @sorrykb.myatproto.social · 02/09/2026

For everyone reposting this: This account habitually posts things from last year or before while implying that it’s new. This particular post is from Juneteenth in 2025. It’s not about holidays. It’s about racism.

Donald Trump post screenshotted and shared by “Headquarters News”: “Too many non-working holidays in America. It is costing our Country $BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to keep all of these businesses closed. The workers don't want it either! Soon we'll end up having a holiday for every once working day of the year. It must change if we are going to, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.”

To this screenshot I’ve added: Posted on Juneteenth in 2025

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Erik Ostrom @erikostrom.com · 02/09/2026

So we scroll on, posts against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the doom.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Hey Duane, are you really sure that the true intent behind Shut the Fuck Up Friday is that instead of talking about crimes we're supposed to write them down? Because this seems off to me."

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Micah McCurdy @hockeyviz.com · 31/08/2026

At this point it is epistemologically impossible for Jàgr to retire, no matter what he does or says. He could walk in my front door right now and tell me to my face and I'd be like "sure! whatever you say!" but I wouldn't think in my head that he had actually retired. Structurally unteneble thought.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

So Jacob Soboroff is actually extremely cool and everyone should Connect with him

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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026

Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.

Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"Superficial, predictable, and unexamined" — JCO from the top rope.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Remember, it's always morally correct to lie to get a vaccine

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

One of the things I've been enjoying in unemployment is a salad lunch with leftovers from the previous week. Behold, the roasted potato, arugula, tomato salad with sriracha mayo dressing. Extra dill and parsley were added after it was tossed.

A salad in a blue and white bowl that has arugula, halved cherry tomatoes, and roasted potatoes with a sriracha mayo dressing. It is loaded with parsley and dill.

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

In 2018, filling in @ a film junket, I mention a piece I ✍️ in college: Shaft: The 1st Black superhero Someone tells Regina Hall She asks Sam Jackson He says "Let's ask R Roundtree" A junket becomes a 1-on-4 intrview w/ALL THE SHAFTS. But the editor hates the idea, so I forget about it Until...

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The first Black superhero

OPINION: Richard Roundtree's groundbreaking portrayal of John Shaft was a turning point for Black art, culture and self-identity, and it is also a superhero origin story

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Roald Dahl-ass eggplants. Boggis and Bean guarding the pasta sauce. Where is Bunce?

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Thomas HD @degolierthomas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Fred Rogers and Dolly Parton are examples of what truly loving ones' fellow man looked like.

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Tasha Williams @riseupwoman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

working on that and a whole bunch of other stuff for the kids, too. scoop.upworthy.com/man-reveals-...

A tweet from Michael Harriot: Here's a wonderful thing I noticed. If you talk to someone who was in choir or band at a majority Black HS, you'll eventually discuss those annoying fundraisers for uniforms, instruments, etc. A suprising number will say: "Oh, Dolly Parton paid for ours."

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

This man will be mayor for as long as he wants it.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

In the heart of covid, my wife and two of her friends really needed a night out so they all tested, and packed into one of the friends' garages to have a respite and watch what they thought would be a charming romcom complete with accents. All of them are still viscerally angry about this movie.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

One of the many reasons that DEI is a strong net positive in workplaces is that your employees find and address these kind of cases before you go to market and your product gets a nickname like "pervert glasses" and you reduce your potential market by 50%.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Here's a video of that first new episode. It's just me talking and trying not to get emotionally overwhelmed. youtu.be/L8ZSOdD1scs?...

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Welcome Back to The Hilarious World of Depression. Yes, It's a New Episode. In 2026.

YouTube video by john moe

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Back on my bullshit (staining this fucking deck again). There is a tremendous amount of satisfaction I derive from completing house chores like this.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

We talk a lot about Outkast's four eels, but we never mention that Jamiroquai wrote Canned Heat's boogie for eels as well.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Counterpoint: Bluesky is not dying fast enough.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Assessments need to add the "No, because I have mastered it/I have a system for it" answer that counts the same as yes.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Tyler Myers looks up from munching on acacia leaves and swears to himself, "Jesus, that's a long neck."

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BC Wildfire Weekly - Wildfires + More @bcwildfirewkly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If the #TumblerRidge shooting affected you, help is available: - BC Mental Health Crisis Line: 310‑6789 - National Suicide Crisis Line: 988 - Kids Help Phone: 1‑800‑668‑6868 / text 686868 - 911 (emergency) More: www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/... - Government of British Columbia #BCPoli 2/2

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Supporting people through the Tumbler Ridge tragedy

The government of British Columbia is working to ensure every possible support is available for the community of Tumbler Ridge, and for people around the province dealing with the impacts of this trag...

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The worst part of this is that he died on the left, and nobody could walk past him. But even though he died, he's still moving up in the world.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Even better, there's a tapestry that contains his last words: Bear mine beer whilst I dodge yonder stone.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You have to admire alcohol that's clearly designed not just to let you make bad decisions, but make them as fast as possible.

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Jeff Abraham @jeffabraham.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Hey @darthbluesky.bsky.social, can you recommend an attorney for this clearly innocent dog accused of stealing a lobster?

A cream-colored, English retriever holding a fully cooked lobster in its mouth.

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Last night I dreamt I was watching a movie called KUNG FU DENTIST and this morning I'm so sad that it doesn't exist

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