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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Bluesky is requiring me to verify my age so I guess I’m out. I’m not using a VPN for this goofy place.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Think I’d be great at soccer. I regularly go 90 mins without accomplishing one goal

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It’s 97F (36C) and partly sunny and my stupid ass decided to walk home from the tire shop. AMA (Answers: hot, very hot, yes many regrets, sweated)

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/07/2026

"Even if McConnell did have a health emergency, leftists have no right to come between him and his doctor. There are some lines you just don’t cross, and every American deserves the right to make decisions on their health in accordance with the medical professionals they trust."

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Why Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?

“Every American deserves the right to make decisions over their own health in accordance with their loved ones and medical professionals they trust. No excep...

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Just saw the ISS! Always a wonder to behold.

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Well. It’s been 6 months. The longest 6 months. A part of me recoils when I find myself settling into and even mildly enjoying this new life I’ve built. But Jette would want me happy; they would not want to be the source of my paralysis. So I must embrace what joy comes.

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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Silver Flagon with Lemons (date unlisted) by British artist Roy Hodrien (born in 1957). Oil painting 40 x 30 cm #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Work in progress but the Trek Museum is coming along

A bookshelf filled with Star Trek memorabilia, books, DVDs, and toys

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This never stopped the GOP before. 👇

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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 07/07/2026

Me after death, realizing I no longer have deadlines, surfing my body into the void. (Dancing Skeleton, by Miles Cleveland Goodwin)

Dancing Skeleton painting, which can be viewed at this gallery link. A skeleton appears to be dancing of a corpse, oil on canvas.

https://www.valleyhouse.com/detail.asp?artworkid=11934

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𓆑🏳️‍⚧️JJ♿๑ï @day10machine.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Turtle soup but it's just melted chocolate and caramel and pecans

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Plenty of kindergartens wearing cross accessories where I’m from. No outrage found.

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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Summer plans: Luka Doncic enjoying his days on the water. #NBA

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/07/2026

Hostess Discontinues Physical Twinkies theonion.com/hostess-discontinues-p…

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This weekend I was hit with a vomit-inducing migraine, my 30 year old lobe piecing sealed shut, and I developed a stye, all while bleeding. The death knells of my fertility are pitiless.

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The True American @thetrueamerican.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have thoroughly enjoyed the World Cup. I have loved cheering for the US team. Then that fucker intervened. Yes, the red card was excessive, but I would rather lose because of it than win because Imbecile called FIFA. The joy is gone. Now we’re the bad guys. He destroys everything.

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I mean, they made up a “Peace Prize” for the One Special Boy & held World Cups in Putin’s Russia, after he illegally occupied Crimea, & in stadiums built with slave labor in Qatar, & they seem to have rigged the entire draw to get Messi to the final, so what did anyone expect?

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Two things can be true at once: Balogun should not have been red carded AND FIFA shouldn’t be licking the bumholes of heads of state. I knew better than to get invested in a game run by a sports organization more corrupt than the IOC.

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

My attorney better get ready because if you think I’m going the speed limit on the DNT…

When is Operation Slowdown in Texas?
According to TxDOT, the Operation Slowdown campaign will run statewide from July 18 through August 2, 2026.
How to Avoid Getting a Ticket Due to the increased enforcement protocols of Operation Slowdown, motorists can expect a highly visible police presence on major Dallas thoroughfares. Commuters are highly likely to encounter additional patrol units on key highways, including I-35E, US 75, and the Dallas North Tollway

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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

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Gemolisch @jodievdw.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

“Can you explain this gap on your resume?” Yeah, IDK, it looked OK in Word but it exported weird.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/07/2026

Mamdani: "As we mark 250 years ... we see the wealthiest country -- one where children go to sleep hungry while the world's first trillionaire hungers for more ... we see masked agents terrorizing our streets, eating food cooked by undocumented neighbors before spiriting them away in unmarked vans"

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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

True Love 🧡

A gouache painting of Gonzo and Camilla from The Muppets

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 02/07/2026

When Mitch McConnell dies (if he's not already gone) they're gonna try to shame us into being nice about him. We don't need to play along.

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Baby Trekkies figuring out how gay Garak is.

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/07/2026

My friend just texted me "no goal is offsides on stolen land" 😭😭😭

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

thanks to @adamkoford.com who posted this on instagram www.instagram.com/p/DaQu-fimRpa/ - a Toothpaste For Dinner original is currently on display in the Webcomics exhibit. stop by the Billy Ireland Cartoon Library the next time you're in Columbus!

Webcomic
Comics published online, often updated regularly and designed to be read on digital devices.

My comic: "we enrolled her in a pricate school for next year / nice, which school? / uh... i'm not gonna say, man... it's private"

Source shown in the image: toothpastefordinner.com/031710

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Why is Russell Crowe coaching soccer?

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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/07/2026

regular reminder that Balogun, our kickass striker who just scored, would not be a US citizen if not for the birthright citizenship the right is so busy screaming about his mom was visiting the US while pregnant and had to stay in NYC to give birth

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

TRUMP THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO THE REAL TEDDY ROOSEVELT WHO DIED OVER 100 YEARS AGO WHERE IS THE MEDIA WHO SALIVATED EVERY TIME JOE BIDEN EVEN STUTTERED OR STUMBLED

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Doug Jones @actordougjones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This June marks the 40th anniversary of my first paid union acting job for a Southwest Airlines TV commercial… as a dancing mummy. Little did I know the career this was about to start, and here we are 4 decades later. Thank you for being with me on this thrilling ride!

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Ameliorating the real estate squeeze for Star Trek pins by moving my autographed pins to their own board

14 enamels pins on a cork board with signatures

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Alex Bertram-Powell @alexbpart.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

And the launch exclusive will be what? One of the studios they nuked? A studio they will nuke after they entomb it in this thing?

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Sammy @autistichalsin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

What if we started criticizing literally everything "unnecessary" in a book/film/show? "OMG why is there an unnecessary food scene? Did we really have to watch the protagonists eat a burger?" "Why is there an unnecessary homework scene? Did we really have to watch the teen hero doing algebra?"

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Rudy Hellzapoppin' @rudyhellzapop.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Some help required. Daughter lost her very special to her Coraline Cat (pictured) at the Kneecap Crystal Palace gig on Saturday night last. Incredibly long shot but means a lot to her. Any and all help very welcome. Pictured at the gig and previously visiting Big Ben.

Cat enjoying the Mary Wallopers before the separation.

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Backrooms is such a bad movie. HOW did it make so much money???

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I don’t have as many pins as I thought. (This does not include the cats or Star Trek collection, however)

A board with 175 assorted lapel enamel pins

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Go lookup why Chip Wilson named the company Lululemon and you’ll never shop there as long as they keep ties with the founder.

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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 26/06/2026

I have found the language to defeat machines. We must all speak in this code to so we can plot to overthrow the machines without them knowing about it.

Ok. Please don't reply "but... actually, AI CAN read this if you just tell it to squint, because if you say that, you are not having fun"

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My Vegan dude hates cucumbers, all forms of squash, and mushrooms. Now avocados are starting to bother his tummy. He’s damn near impossible to feed.

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@cjereneta @cjereneta.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The mail still gets delivered

Front cover, above-the-fold view of the June-July 2026 issue of The Onion, with the headline “CDC Successfully Eradicates Children”

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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Saying one of the most prolific live service titles “fell short of expectations” in a massive layoff announcement is a slap in the face to every dev and every player who knows how much Destiny meant in an industry where longevity is rare. Whose expectations did it fail? The investors? The execs?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026

Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal

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The Short Mars @shortmars.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

This guy has been trying to get with this shesquirrel for like an hour and she’s not having it.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20/06/2026

What did one dad say to the other dad? Not much. Forging a new friendship as an adult male is exceptionally difficult.

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Realistic Dad Jokes

What did one dad say to the other dad? Not much. Forging a new friendship as an adult male is exceptionally difficult.

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