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I was thinking maybe instead of houses we could live in tepees because it's better in a lot of ways.

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Adam @adamkoford.com · 06/07/2025
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 25/06/2025
Aside from Seattle, are there any other place names where the first syllable sounds like a letter and the remaining syllables when combined with that letter form an unrelated word? (Seattle = C + attle = cattle)
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 22/05/2025
Yesterday at the store with my kids someone was cursing and swearing about Andor and I had to be like “hey! Don’t talk about Star Wars around my children, asshole.”
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 21/05/2025
When the Sesame Street vampire and his clone asked me which member of the Addams Family I was hiding in my garage, I was forced to admit “Itt’s what’s inside that, Counts.”
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 17/04/2025
A few years ago I redrew the Fantastic Four poster that once hung in my childhood bedroom.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 06/04/2025
Whenever I throw on Strange Mercy, I say I’m “in da St. Vincent malaise”
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 16/03/2025
I miss the tiny desk concerts where the person was still right there working, trying to be productive right in the middle of a performance.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 12/03/2025
I hate how transactional the relationship has become between me and my credit union.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 08/03/2025
giraffes, am I right?
An illustration of a bunch of giraffes doing things you might not expect to see giraffes doing.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 22/02/2025
Back in the 70s and 80s we didn’t realize how retro we were acting. It’s pretty embarrassing now.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 20/02/2025
Shoutout to folks who pronounce "ancient" as "ang-shint"!!!
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 19/02/2025
you ever get so hungry you could eat a whole thing of stuff?
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 14/02/2025
so that's where they end up
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 06/02/2025
The fire triangle is a model that shows the three elements required for a fire to start: fuel, heat, and oxygen. Applying this to Twin Peaks, fuel = weirdness, heat = heart, and oxygen = humor. I just came up with this so please feel free to refrain from commenting if I am wrong, which I'm not.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 03/02/2025
THANK YOU NOAH
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 03/02/2025
Does someone know the name of the childish giggle sound effect they use twice in the Fantastic Four teaser that dropped today? I've heard it for the past 30 years and always wondered if it has a name like the Wilhelm Scream.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 03/02/2025
I read Steppenwolf last month and finished Twin Peaks season 2 last night. I won’t spoil anything, but they have very similar endings.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 31/01/2025
Billy Joel gets SO MAD at the end of Tell Her About It.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 31/01/2025
I like in basketball when two men desperately hug the ball
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 30/01/2025
I do not give facebook permission to make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 29/01/2025
When I started my career we all had phones at our desks. Today if you cold call me to a “huddle” you have lost a friend.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 29/01/2025
I used a drawing from Preston Blair’s How to Animate Film Cartoons as a template for a bunch of cutely proportioned characters, just to see what would happen.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 28/01/2025
The highest possible number of points you can get on level one of Ms. Pac-Man is 14600 (as mentioned in the Say Hi song Bluetime). So far the best I've been able to manage is 12000.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 28/01/2025
You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You create a small opening with your lips then blow or suck air through the space. The lips, teeth or fingers create turbulence, & the curled tongue acts as a resonant chamber to enhance the resulting sound by acting as a type of Helmholtz resonator, Steve.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 27/01/2025
I begin all email replies with “first of all how dare you”
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 20/01/2025
omg chill
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 16/01/2025
Marie will sell you a rock on her website. $50 please.
Marie Kondo pours oil on a $50 lava rock.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 12/01/2025
I grew up believing Dante Alighieri and I share a birthday, but they no longer teach that in schools.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 10/01/2025
Please note the trajectory of the missile that forms the J and its apparent target. It’s ominous is what I’m saying.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 05/01/2025
I didn’t have the ability to send a post 50 years into the past on my 2075 bingo card.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 25/12/2024
they only broke in to teach an old miser the true meaning of being robbed
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 22/12/2024
I am a good pen pal
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 22/12/2024
The lyric is actually “simply HALVING a wonderful Christmas time,” and it’s a diabolical clarion call to reduce the wonderfulness of the season by a full 50%.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 19/12/2024
Happy 440th birthday to Jake Gyllenhaal, born on this day in 1584.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 19/12/2024
shapes. It’s alllll shapes, kids.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 17/12/2024
the best part about last night’s holiday dinner was the paper placemats
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 13/12/2024
Time's Person of the Year is one thing, but can you believe Person's Time of the Year? 12:37AM? Please.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 12/12/2024
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 11/12/2024
Happy impending wintertime to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social only
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 05/12/2024
Happy 390th birthday to actor Frankie Muniz, born on this day in 1634.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 05/12/2024
Every single movie ever produced is a Christmas movie, if you let the season work its magic.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 29/11/2024
my niece left her sketchbook unattended
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 28/11/2024
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 26/11/2024
Apparently there’s a new Jack Black movie based on this t-shirt I designed 5 years ago bit.ly/avisitfromth...
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 25/11/2024
"Hey, could you guys at least try to keep it quiet down there?" - me to the carpet installers just now
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 25/11/2024
If Marc Bolan was around he’d probably be really shocked that the children of the revolution got so very fooled in spite of his song saying they wouldn’t be.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 24/11/2024
If you say something compelling and then thousands of other people join in, that’s not an “echo chamber,” that’s Live Aid 1985 and you are Freddie Mercury.
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Adam @adamkoford.com · 23/11/2024
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