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Shen Yun Battle Pass

@shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social

379 followers 175 following 3K posts

My friends call me Dutch. Bartender, socialist, former game dev. If you're sending your pumpkin over a waterfall too, send a vid to: pumpkinsindariver@gmail.com

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hell yeah, spooky season.

Put an arch in that shit

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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the drain behind the bar was clogged and I had to basically pull a Jimmy Sunderland and shove my hand down it to get the water to go down and I almost frew up

James Sunderland reaching his bare hand into a clogged, abandoned toilet to retrieve a key cause he's a fucking weirdo

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Holy shit the CTA is a mess rn

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Before you judge me, bounce a mile on my pogo stick

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i stand about 8-10 hours a shift and i envy the dead

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

new boot goofin

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

me sowing (eating a whole pizza): haha fuck yeah!! Yes!! me reaping (tummy hurt): OoooOooOoo ahhh ooooOooOoooo

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm gonna buy a 1972 Chevy Nova

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ceej @ceej.online · 01/10/2026

I think it would feel good to be booted into DOS

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My exact thoughts.

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@legotrillermoth
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just fucking insane that someone with a skeleton like this in their closet can make a public platform using their real name and face and that platform can get to 1.5 million subscribers before anyone even realizes who they are. disgusting.
mk @handslikevap@r•8h
now famous youtuber jacob geller got fired from working at wyc UNC's college radio station (by myself and the rest of my mgmt team) for being under title ix investigation of rape and i'm pretty sure had to leave the university. men will still b...

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

anybody recommend Nivalis Nights? it looks insanely up my alley

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Lily @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

bar got nominated for a bullshit award and our owner posted a bunch of AI slop cocktails to announce it lmao

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a fried chicken sandwich would fix me

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

tfw when you take care of the C4 in Strut C:

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026

racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏

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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fish are friends

Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you ever think Darth Vader would pull one of the other guys aside and be like "Palpatine looks like shit, man"

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the cutest coupe I've ever seen

a snaquiri in a lil coupe glass on a bar top

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i really, truly cannot fathom being this much of a fucking loser, man

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 28/09/2026

that's not true my only opinion on the mainstream us voter and the democrats is they should suck my fucking dick

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

gonna eat some chili

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Walter White I am the one who knocks

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Naked & Famous might be the perfect mezcal cocktail

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I forgot the lemon in a Lemon Drop

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"better than bouillon" eat shit, no way

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If anyone ever described me like this I'd kms

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

she'd make a great health inspector

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

iced coffee is for closers

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i cannot even remember how many times I've played BG3 at this point

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

pissin out a butt

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

lord rid me of my word vomit

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Xi mogging

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

cocaine for my real friends, novacaine for the haterrrsss

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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Man flipping a skeleton off who is flipping him off and has red glowing eyes with text reading “I'm not on good terms with the skeletons”

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

😂 is sometimes a bit too much. they should make a "heh, that's fun" emoji that is less intense

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

almost fucked up my mustache while shaving and that would've meant either full shave or abe lincoln

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

could go for a foot long yogurt hot dog right about now

Sign for Greek Nathan's foot long yogurt hot dogs

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Megabonk might have ruined my chances for a date but that's OK cause I'm a bonkhead for life

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

number go up so it's gotta be good let's goooooo

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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

the truth is we out here

Pictured: Scully and Mulder from X-Files squatting & looking off into the distance. The bisexual flag is their background.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i did a clean, so that's progress

Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if you're not smoking with me I can only assume you're smoking against me

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Shen Yun Battle Pass @shenyunbattlepass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this bout of depression is kicking my ass ill tell ya hwhat