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This Machine Kills Hair Bands @she5los.bsky.social · 4h
Lmao Strattera fucked me uppppp (heart rate's been about 100bpm for at least two days, almost certainly longer) and all the websites just say "oh the half-life's five hours, but also it builds up in your system, no you Don't need to know how long the residual medicine will stick around!"
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Mom @milph.mom · 10h
Gamers learned one simple piece of clothing to wear to not have ads play on their streams.
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Ren @ still yaoibrained 24/7 @sandalphonsheels.bsky.social · 5h
long dreamy sigh. hairy anime guys
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 10h
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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The Onion @theonion.com · 5h
"Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” — Peter Thiel
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Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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✦ CH1KENG | Comms Open ✦ @ch1keng.bsky.social · 7h
OKAY I have uploaded it now! I couldn't spend any more time trying to figure out how to convert it for other programs, but I've included instructions on how to do that. Available for download on my site <3 ch1keng.carrd.co
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6h
reading a book is a great way to hang out with someone who is both dead and famous
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Liz Bourke @hawkwinglb.bsky.social · 8h
Never actually talked to a parent. I know this post is about America. I don't fucking care. When the small one hit three and was finally eligible for the three-hours-a-day five-days-a-week 2/3 of the year government-funded playschool here in Ireland? I stopped slowly dying of exhaustion.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 7h
it's a lovely michaelmas day and you are a horrible goose
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This Machine Kills Hair Bands @she5los.bsky.social · 8h
I've been watching Under the Queen's Umbrella and ohhhhhh mannnnn I didn't know how much I needed a protagonist with off-the-charts emotional intelligence!!! She's the Mother of the Nation and she's also the mother of, like, literally everyone she meets who's younger than her!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14h
I think it's pretty neat that one of the legit breakout indie success stories this year is a game about painstakingly designing and sewing opulent ballgowns store.steampowered.com/app/4019220/...
store.steampowered.com
Dressmaker on Steam
Become a dressmaker! Choose fabric, cut out patterns, and sew them all together to satisfy (or sabotage!) townsfolk in this cozy crafting game inspired by real dressmaking.
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
RONALD REAGAN IS IN HELL WAITING FOR HEAVEN TO TRICKLE DOWN
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12h
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 10h
Belly offer ACCEPTED
Gadget the void does an airbiscuit while getting belly rubs.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11h
if you take it at face value the whole thing is a comedy skit. Guy wrote article about how AI writing is great using AI sincerely and openly and then they canned it for being AI because their expectation was guy would write without using AI about how using AI is good, just get Donald Glover and lfg
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PSL_4Loko @psl4loko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The whole speech is good, but this part in particular is particularly relevant now. www.trumanlibrary.gov/library/publ...
A screenshot of a section of the linked speech by former President Harry Truman:

I've seen it happen time after time. When the Democratic candidate allows himself to be put on the defensive and starts apologizing for the New Deal and the fair Deal, and says he really doesn't believe in them, he is sure to lose. The people don't want a phony Democrat. If it's a choice between a genuine Republican, and a Republican in Democratic clothing, the people will choose the genuine article, every time; that is, they will take a Republican before they will a phony Democrat, and I don't want any phony Democratic candidates in this campaign.

But when a Democratic candidate goes out and explains what the New Deal and fair Deal really are--when he stands up like a man and puts the issues before the people--then Democrats can win, even in places where they have never won before. It has been proven time and again.
We are getting a lot of suggestions to the effect that we ought to water down our platform and abandon parts of our program. These, my friends, are Trojan horse suggestions. I have been in politics for over 30 years, and I know what I am talking about, and I believe I know something about the business. One thing I am sure of: never, never throw away a winning program.
This is so elementary that I suspect the people handing out this advice are not really well-wishers of the Democratic Party.
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never sell anyone out. In fact, if you're asked about banning 12-year-olds from softball, just say, "You're asking me to sell out kids for my political career. I'm not going to do that. Let's stop demonizing people in tougher circumstances than you or I will ever experience. They have guts."
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qntm @qntm.org · 14h
Is he strong? Listen, bud— He's got radioactive blood Does that answer your question? Not really
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14h
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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DOG of BLUD @dogblud.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
because we live in hell i had to check if this was ai and what do you know, the grasshopper fuckhut is real
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Stef @ shop open!🍒 @stefmasc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anybody mind if i push the boundaries of what is and isn't forbidden magic a lil tonight #witchhat #Δ帽子
drawing of olruggio hunched over, having freshly cauterized a wound shut with fire magic. heavily inspired by roy mustang. his shirt is half on, his sleeve covered in blood, his pen ready to cast something with a vengeance. qifrey's hat is tipped over behind him, its ribbon curled around olly protectively.
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 23/09/2026
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Ren @ still yaoibrained 24/7 @sandalphonsheels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watching more zeta and man if only
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky's originally envisioned user base was *literally* meant to be all the sex pests at the Silicon Valley orgies @faineg.com has been talking about. Jack Dorsey *left* when trans people showed up instead of the expected Harry Potter sex cultists.
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know there is a hell of a lot going on right now. But not all of it is bad. Some is astonishingly good - like the results of this study from June. Cervical cancer is a terribly cruel thing. This might, at long last, be the beginning of the end of it. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News headline "Young women now have 'close to zero' risk of cervical cancer death after HPV jab"
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
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Syn @eunisyn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Conspiracy theorists will be like “oh the Jews they’re controlling the weather, they’re teaching children degeneracy…” meanwhile we’re over here using our “powers” to bring back giant gumdrops.
EJP article screenshot: 

BACK FROM THE DEAD
Sunkist says it will bring back beloved Fruit Gems after national outcry following eJP report
'We hear you, Sunkist Fruit Gems fans!' the company wrote, saying it had found a new manufacturer for the kosher synagogue staple
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God appearing to Moses: BE NOT AFRAID God appearing to Jacob: you know what, you should be a little afraid, yeah , square up
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
live your life in such a way that you dont have to hide your company's swag
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The Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saja has located a sunbeam. More updates as events warrant.
Saja illuminated in a sunbeam. His black fur turns a little brownish in full sun.
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UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Universal training data. Universal dividend.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
watched #otgw for the first time since it aired so I drew a bunch of fanart, here's Wirt but I'll post everyone else eventually too 🍂 #artpost
illustrations of Wirt, the main character of Over the Garden Wall. He's a lanky white teenager with brown hair and a thin face, wearing a halloween costume of a cape, suspenders and a gnome hat. Various points in the animated miniseries are reinterpreted here, including making a mixtape for his crush Sara, being annoyed by Beatrice the bluebird, and some of his expressions from dialogue that may be a bit spoilery
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muse: oh wow it looks like you got shot and robbed. here’s what happened: after giving up your home address i told that dude “what are you gonna do, shoot me?” and that’s on me
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/09/2026
I was loudly complaining about one of these movies once, and my friend’s mom had to very patiently explain to me that these are not really meant to be watched. They’re background noise for making out on a date if you were a teenager at the time.
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AJ McKenna @robertgalbraith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As I was going to St Ives I met a masc with seven wives
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ev 🐱🕸️ (design raffle in 📌’d!) @evrclover.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it goes the other way around too u gotta be okay being a little annoyed with your friends. like not in a letting them be unhealthy with you way, but in a People are flawed and can’t be 100% perfect way. otherwise you will have no human friends & will look to things like chatbots for catered solace
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Rob Hutton @foodcourtdruid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listen, I didn't like the Star Fox redesigns either, but it's not a federal issue.
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look, i'm very fair, have a family history of melanoma, and am also very picky about textures. i also wear sunscreen literally daily so here a few of my faves:
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor.
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Blue @kaylaskritterz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Violet the jumping spider backpack is all done! Made exclusively with @foxyfabrics.bsky.social teddy and fox furs. Her abdomen and legs are posable! Will be available along with the other at Riley Festival 1st weekend of October.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
our local cafe rules
coffee specials board including the following illustrated menu options:

THE BEAST (sold out)
a black sesame latte

PUMPKIN PEOPLE
a pumpkin spice latte

BEATRICE THE BLUEBIRD
a blueberry london fog

BLACK TURTLES
a butter pecan caramel cold brew
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This Machine Kills Hair Bands @she5los.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I appreciate the commitment to ensuring that anyone can verify their age, but that seems... maybe a little excessive...
*Please enter your date of birth
(This information is for verification purposes only and will not be retained by the system)

The currently filled option is 2009, but the options in the selector are 1876, 1877, and 1888
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