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This Machine Kills Hair Bands @she5los.bsky.social · 23hMy mom and I (who have a joint account) looked it up and the very first entry was so FUNNY! We were clocked! Read to filth by Amazon "about you" but in the most normal possible way!!! The candlesticks one is super funny to me, a Jew. We don't even buy candle stuff from Amazon! 130
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