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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I understand that the sailor is drunk when he shouldn’t be, but why do I have to get up early in the morning to deal with it? Why am I being punished by Helmsman Henry likes Heineken too much?

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s Julie Andrew’s birthday tomorrow, so when you see her trending, remain calm.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Who Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 28/09/2026

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Justin Chatwin? It’s The Return of Doctor Mysterio! wimdpod.com/episodes/the...

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Who Is My Doctor?! | The Return of Doctor Mysterio

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Justin Chatwin?

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So we're supposed to believe birds are real but the AI tracking cameras are literally called Flock? Hmmmmm

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Doors will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

LA is crazy, like what do you mean you live in the Funko Apopment?

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Who Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 15/09/2026

Class! What happens in it? Does anyone know? Is it even real? Only one way to find out! It’s our finale of the Summer of Spinoffs with Class! wimdpod.com/episodes/class

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Who Is My Doctor?! | Class

Class! What happens in it? Does anyone know? Is it even real? Only one way to find out!

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

He’s alive and… well…

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mitch McConnell still couldn’t make it into work today due to a scheduling conflict with a race against a hare.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There’s so much cartoon logic in Coyote v. Acme, yet the most believable thing is that a 94 year old gun nut like Elmer Fudd is in the U.S. Senate.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is the face a toddler gives you when they shat their diaper.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“And Tiny Tim… who DESERVED to die…”

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Every time I see someone naming their “Mount Rushmore” of something (anime, superheroes, etc.), I think they’re doing it wrong. They keep treating it like a “top 4,” but that’s not what Mount Rushmore is. Besides the defacing (pun not intended) of an important indigenous site, I mean.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If Death wanted to take a fake blonde, a Home Alone 2 actor, and a Predator this week, there was a much faster way to do it.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Frankly, I don’t blame Tim. I don’t want to live in a world without Dolly either.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I just hope she took Jolene with her.

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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 20/08/2026

Same here, baby. Same.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Someone designed this. Then someone approved it for production. Then someone printed it. Then someone bought it and attached it to their car.

Decal on the back of a van or truck window that shows a heart and a bone with words that read, "I my dog".

Does the owner love the dog or does the owner bone the dog?

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Who Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 19/08/2026

A Doctor Who podcast? Who would listen to that?

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It’s been too long since the pyorple have had a number 1 jam.

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Who Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 17/08/2026

What is Torchwood? Who is killing the Welsh? And is that alien really named Todd? We look at Torchwood in our Summer of Spin-Offs! wimdpod.com/episodes/tor...

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Who Is My Doctor?! | Torchwood

What is Torchwood? Who is killing the Welsh? And is that alien really named Todd?

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I’m so glad someone at Marvel Studios realized Professor X is not British, he’s from New York. It’s not “To me, my X-Men.” it’s, “Eyyyy, X-Men, get da fuck ova here already!”

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I often wonder if “living in a world of fools” is the only problem The Bee Gees share with Doctor Doom.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The Parent Trap is really the only movie that captures what it’s like when your dad wants to marry some dumb slut he’s only known for 6 weeks

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I don’t like making big purchases on my phone (pizza)

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Who Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 05/08/2026

R'uh r'oh r'everybody, the Pagan cults are trying to steal Christmas again! It’s K-9 and Company! wimdpod.com/episodes/k-9...

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Who Is My Doctor?! | K-9 and Company

R'uh r'oh r'everybody, the Pagan cults are trying to steal Christmas again!

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Is the opposite of a landlord a mermaid?

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

In fairness, I am always thinking the same thing around any dog, and that thought is “Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog!”

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Carl Kinsella @carlkinsella.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

and Johnny Depp, whose career was NOT revived

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

One of us believes in a thing called love. The other believes in a thing called hate. You may listen to the rhythm of one heart.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Dante’s Inferno is such a wild thing to exist. Some guy named Dante wrote bible fanfiction that accidentally altered the mental image of the afterlife for something like a billion people.

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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

So I’m looking at Disney+, and I’ve gotta ask, uh… hey gang, what are they looking at? Because that is not eye contact.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

my grandma has a secret tuna casserole recipe that involves putting a hex on her mortal enemy, blanche.

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slice guy fats 🔪🩸 @arcturusfats.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

national mall running like 3 frames per second

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Today is the last day somebody has all of their fingers, and they don’t even know it yet.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

You can tell I’m exhausted by the way my brain really wanted to dissect the question, “What if the vampire was named Trambapula?”

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Have there been any other bands besides the Beatles where the band fully broke up and multiple members of the band went on to equally prolific careers? The closest I can think of is Genesis, but even that was more of a couple of baton passes rather than a full break-up.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

What are we supposed to call people that make YouTube Poops? Because I feel like asking “Have you seen this Pooper?” is going to get me funny looks at work.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

✋🤚🏻The fish came in with their knives. ✋ 🤚🏻 They sliced up the paint. ✋🤚🏻 It was an Antifa swordfish, lotta people don’t know that ✋ 🤚🏻fish can have swords, but they can. ✋🤚🏻

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