securda.bsky.social @securda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Our rusted out right hand drive Hilux with Fred flintstone floorboards and a wonky but functional welded gun mount did just fine in AFG. Loved that scrap heap. If they don’t want a testimonial from Taliban, ask some of us that were there 000
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard 443240413
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex 602976305
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialCarolyn Kellogg @paperhaus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Huge props to the headline writers at The Guardian www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...theguardian.comAlberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of ratProvince’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin 321218191
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174823319
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Its power is only restrained by the tray full of refried beans it rests upon 2686242
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialM. Blind @mdotblind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026see also, new from Chef John: Apple Cider Cinnamon Rolls www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITp_...youtube.comApple "Cider Bath" Cinnamon Rolls | Easy No-Knead Dough | Food WishesYouTube video by Food Wishes 021
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Superhero characters who have to actually be dumbasses 1. Batman. Too rich to be smart 2. Thanos. Literally chasing shiny things, in love with girl who never pays him a lick of attention 3. Professor X. Ezra Klein type moron 4. Green Goblin. Explosives guys aren’t bright 5. Moon Knight. Idiot 141686
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026FUCKING INCREDIBLE, KANSAS 19804131
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary is going to cause me physical pain to witness and no power on earth will stop me from seeing it opening night. 502494129
securda.bsky.social @securda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026By 1995 it was nearly impossible to get someone on camera saying they voted for George Wallace. They’ll never truly move on, that current runs too deep 100
securda.bsky.social @securda.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well I certainly wasn’t thinking about red rockets when I walked in to this Hudson news but hey a flight to Cincinnati is just the right time to get through this uh mister beast novel 010
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA 227147282820
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice. 394103678
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Gonna restart the perfect songs thread from the other spot, someone got most of them here so first, catch up open.spotify.com/playlist/2VL...open.spotify.comEDSBS PerfectPlaylist · Glenn Hafenstine · 83 items · 50 saves 6627719
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialPremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 24/08/2026What if we... 7033841121
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One thing Ossoff is showing that you can hold pretty normie Dem positions but still campaign like you can read the room and understand the high stakes of this election. People are incredulous and angry at what’s happening, maybe common ground is a necessity later but nobody wants to hear that now. 563177492
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I would never sell cocaine in order to join a fraternity I would do it f o r t h e l o v e o f t h e g a m e 1539120
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialJohnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS. 11187833445
securda.bsky.social @securda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Aries, his fears are unemployment and not finding love. The coaching carousel gives him serious anxiety 000
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media. if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick. 474700750
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Between his love of showtunes and his sneaking out of Air Force One, we're maybe a week away from Trump recreating Gene Hackman's senator making a disguised escape in The Birdcage 2967384
Reposted by @securda.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128883254
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 09/08/2026already hating this scene in the biopic with chris pratt 819011
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing 871397175
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211376647
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026we need to publicly execute the person or persons responsible for popularizing suspended stairs 7186655
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/07/2026currently distracted thinking about which of these would be harder to explain in an audit 1322012
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/07/2026just a reminder that i am praying for minor but persistent inconveniences to be visited upon all of your enemies 1621010
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/07/2026somewhere in D.C. a room full of consultants are staring at the words "genocide = unpopular???" like it's the Monolith from 2001 312539442
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026man I cannot overemphasize how many people I know fell into some form of madness because they could not accept that their kid got an autism diagnosis and that maybe that was just how life was going to be 11926210
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026the situation you're going to have to accept is, in part, "visiting a lot of train museums, of which there are a shocking number" 359021
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026BTW this is a great example of Democrats "doing something" that was also backed up by relevant law, The American Prospect suggested it back in February prospect.org/2026/02/27/s...prospect.orgStates Can Block the Paramount-Warner Deal - The American ProspectBut thanks to some clever maneuvering, they are already running out of time. 125651
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/07/2026Buglarian correspondent Ivo Ivanov, who happens to live in Lawrence, reveals his favorite moment of the World Cup to Bulgarian TV viewers. Watch this if you need a reminder about what, or actually who, really constitutes the United States of America. (auto-transcribed & translated as usual) 15718210
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026if its socialism to be for health care, education, race and gender equality as well as against mass shootings and for the right to an abortion? where's my sickle and hammer, baby!static.klipy.comCommunist Cat in UshankaALT: Communist Cat in Ushanka 3719
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialFeild @feild.work · 23/07/2026There's nothing to "join" in the Democratic Party. It's a brand with products I spend my vote on once a year at the democracy store. Most people's experience of it is an endless stream of texts that read like scams, their reward for donating or signing a petition. No wonder DSA is growing 913869683
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialJulian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This feels grimly accurate. I think for most people, engagement with the party feels like getting on Temu’s mailing list: Just a neverending stream of spam asking for cash and no other meaningful call to be part of anything that might generate any sense of identity or community. 422181431
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialsky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Finally dug up my favorite Odyssey tweet ever 2379841641
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialAndrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Happy for this guy. 77117431234
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Greg Maddux and the 1990s Braves 1322629
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialMike @85mf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Gave him El Bison De Yellowstone 015828
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/07/2026Dudes at the bar talking about how much their moms loved Javy Lopez back in the day. This is the single most relatable and universal Georgia experience 31008
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026If they face Norway, Argentina and France all in a row it's like they're ringing up all their exes. Too bad Germany and Scotland crashed out. 7887
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/06/2023DOG: I think that job interview went well! *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a 81059248
Reposted by @securda.bsky.socialWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Spain is French for sbread 419741
