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1880s crust punk in a 2010s world

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is true and i would add to the reply guy survey: are you engaging in useful discourse or did you just want to correct a woman
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
Dale from King of the Hill
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Weird how people who are "brutally honest" and "tell it like it is" are never the guy driving the car
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Every time I see a thread full of liberal homophobia like this one, I lose some of my faith that we can make a better world.
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Bearded Cyborg @beardedcyborg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All I could think of.
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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
stop offering me 10% off my first purchase when i’ve been on your site for less than ten seconds! if it pops up again ten seconds later, i’m leaving.
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Lady Jessica @ladyjessica.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
So many people clearly miss saying “gay” as an insult and it shows.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@ma1ybe . 2d If fear could change your sexual orientation literally all women would be gay.
Zoya @Zoya_kibbaeii .2d Fear of women are driving men to sleep with other men, says novelist iol.co.za/ lifestyle/ iol.co.za/lifestyle/love...
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hey you ever read a perfect book synopsis?
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Quinn murphy @gamefiend.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A long time ago I asked folks if they knew where to get cool black minis to 3d print. No one knew. Soooo, I hunted around and made a list of what I could find on MyMiniFactory. I share it with you now in case you also want it. www.myminifactory.com/users/quinnm...
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Black Minis collection by quinnmurphy1 | MyMiniFactory
Collection Black Minis by quinnmurphy1 | STL files for 3D designers and makers, share free and paid guaranteed 3D printable models. Download high-quality 3D print files for tabletop gaming, toys, gadg...
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Lady Jessica @ladyjessica.northsky.social · 01/07/2026
If spite is the only thing that works right now then use spite. If spite doesn’t work for you, don’t use spite. Live. No matter the reason. Doesn’t matter if it’s to see another sunrise, to see your cat grow up, to piss off the feds, or to prove to yourself you could. Live.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
folks when we find a guy who's saying a bunch of dumbass shit can we get back to blocking them instead of screenshotting them and talking about their dumbass shit? these losers are not worth our time & when we let them waste it we insult the revolution
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Faisal فيصل @faisalhamadah.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.
Hi, thanks for posting! We do appreciate you thinking of us even though we have to moderate.

Our stance on all AI generated content (Images, Video, Voiceovers, and whatever else LLM based AI gets up to in the future):

At best, they are approximations of street fighter characters as the AI has no clue what it is trying to create. Because of this, there is no street fighter content so they are not allowed. (rule 1)

Also, they aren't allowed per our source rule. As AI sources cannot be tracked, we must assume that they use uncredited sources in the learning data. (rule 5)

Finally, AI images, video, text, and voiceovers are barely any different than posting a screenshot of a google search. The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam (rule 3).

Because of these reasons, AI art and other AI content is not allowed.

If you would like to contact the moderators about this removal, you can do so here.
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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 15/06/2026
-Jenna
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 03/06/2026
Y'all. Please remember the artists that drew these things when sending around memes. I feel for these artists who NEVER get credited for these (and some, nowadays, are even being accused of being AI!) Here's a few common ones I see (feel free to add others, I want this to be a living thread): 🧵
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
From the archives: [At the gay club] HIM: “Dude, what’s in your pocket?” ME: “Oh, I’m just doing the handkerchief code thing.” HIM: “That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this?” [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: “Sir, the merchant frigate has indicated that it’s a bottom into blowjobs.”
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Butlerian Jihad makes more and more sense every day that passes
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔰 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
Screencap of Sam Neil in Event Horizon, his flight suit features an Australian flag with the union jack replaced by a yellow circle on black and red, the Australian aboriginal flag
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Green Arrow and Black Canary. Green Arrow is furious.

Green Arrow : Come on!  Look a little deeper than his Rolex and Italian suit! Tulane Bryce is a forty-carat sleaze!

Black Canary : Why? Because he's wealthy?

Green Arrow : Yes! They all are! That's how they get so much!

Black Canary : You were filthy rich once. Were you a sleaze?

Green Arrow, yelling : Aren't you listening? Yes!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 10/04/2026
i think a cool thing is that every time some right winger is revealed to have, let’s say, a non-normative sexuality, i get to hear what liberals really think about me but feel they can’t voice :)
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Olivia Gobert-Hicks @goberthicks.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It really is either you support trans rights or you support Hitler 2.0
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I doubt any of the three people following me do this, but if you do - give this man some data and also follow him if you aren't
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Bengineering @bengineeringtv.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Cards games are neat
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I just wish more leaders were ashamed, and more artists angry.
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BlindiRL @blindirl.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dwarf Fortress hotfix patch.
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 01/11/2025
The CTO of Bluesky(!) completely misunderstanding the Torment Nexus post is the most profoundly on-the-nose thing I’ve seen in ages. I’m not even sure it’s actually funny!
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Vivian Jenna Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
200 billion dollar valuation btw💀💀💀
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
In the wake of Indiana University's crackdown on student journalism, one alum cancelled $1.5 million in bequests, and another is putting the brakes on a $300k gift. www.indystar.com/story/news/e...
indystar.com
IU alumni pull $1M-plus in donations amid fight over control of student newspaper
Some Indiana University graduates are finding other ways to support the Indiana Daily Student after Media School's actions.
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Frank Cvetkovic (from comics) @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
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Python Software Foundation @python.org · 27/10/2025
TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵
python.org
The official home of the Python Programming Language
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I can't stop thinking about a 1 star IMDB review of Freaky Tales that stated that the punk songs played in the film weren't anything "Real" punks listened to in '87 The songs were Op Ivy and Black Flag songs. Also the reviewer didn't understand why the film was overlapping punk and goth.
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If you told Hegseth that people like him were the reason Sun Tzu wrote The Art of War he'd probably think it's a compliment.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
i actually want birth rates to keep going down specifically because it makes weird guys sad
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Howard Ashman 🔪stab🔪 account @michaelchu7.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
One thing I wish more people were consciously aware of is that we live in a society that is constantly trying to control you by framing every decision asked of you as a choice between two bad options in order to convince you that you are powerless to either understand or pursue moral clarity
That gentleman with the long ponytail, glasses, and leather jacket who went viral when he got asked by a TikTok guy to choose between LGBTQ rights or economic stability and his answer was "both."
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Bitch.io: Don't Play WIth Me @nanicoolj.blacksky.app · 21/08/2025
So here's the thing Bluesky..... for a site that swears up and down it's better than Twitter, you're falling into the same bullshit as Twitter.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I also wish ill on JK Rowling. Just a fraction of a fraction of the total harm she's caused. It would still be a lethal amount.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
it appears that @bsky.app have suspended the account of @jessiegender because a trans person saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling" is against the rules, so let me say with my loud cis voice that I too wish ill on all perpetrators of hate speech against trans people reinstate Jessie, this is ridiculous
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John Jakala @jjakala.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I already thought this pencil portrait Jack Kirby did of his wife Roz was great but then I read the caption: "A drawing of Mrs. Kirby done, from memory, on the back of a piece of German stationery picked up off a dead enemy soldier." DAAAAMMMMNNN!
THE MISSUS — 
MY GORGEOUS BABE —
DRAWN IN A FOXHOLE
Feb. '44
France
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Is it an Old Person opinion to not trust names on Reddit that are randomword-randomwordnumbers autogenerated? Or is that just sensible? Asking for me, because who the hell wants a random computer assigned name when you can be DeathblastWixard.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
"Yup, there's your problem. You've mistaken arbitrary norms specific to your social group for sacred immutable truths and it has driven you insane."
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