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SecondTalon

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1880s crust punk in a 2010s world

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is true and i would add to the reply guy survey: are you engaging in useful discourse or did you just want to correct a woman
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trafficker "Okay fine. You got me cornered, but you can't legally arrest me or anything and-" Psyloxk "Shut up you idiot, I'm not arresting you, I'm trying to save you" Trafficker "Save me? From what?" Magneto and 10,000 sharp metal bits float in followed by Sabertooth Psylock "Ah, beans"
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ChatGPT told me to trust that Pelican, what could go wrong?
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Drones. Of all the things, the most likely thing is some quadcopter type devices with lights. Aliens are technically possible, yes, but have you completely eliminated drones?
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Crap, i did the thing
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
death of the author is all well and good when the author's dead. It doesn't apply when they're still profiting from the work
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
C-3P0 can experience fear, sarcasm, snark, pity, anger, and maybe horny (untested). Ergo, he can make art. Claude cannot, therefor cannot.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When there's people losing money to a scam, the scam needs to die. It doesn't matter if it's AI books, real estate investment tips, or DJ skills, scammers need to be in prison
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Pronouns used to be a funny joke, Hank. Until the government tried to tell me I couldn't use them anymore. So now I'm adamant about making sure trans people are gendered right. Not for their sake. But because I'll be damned if the US government is going to tell me what words I can and can't use."
Dale from King of the Hill
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Weird how people who are "brutally honest" and "tell it like it is" are never the guy driving the car
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Every time I see a thread full of liberal homophobia like this one, I lose some of my faith that we can make a better world.
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Bearded Cyborg @beardedcyborg.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All I could think of.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That's regular late. Really late is seeing a reaction essay to a thinkpiece on how the complainers were overreacting to the reactions and how really they're the problem, and the essay is on how that take is problematic. The original thing is also a milkshake duck
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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
stop offering me 10% off my first purchase when i’ve been on your site for less than ten seconds! if it pops up again ten seconds later, i’m leaving.
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Lady Jessica @ladyjessica.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
So many people clearly miss saying “gay” as an insult and it shows.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Now I just need to see someone telling @gailsimone.bsky.social that she should read Villains United and Secret Six to really get Scandal Savage's character arc.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I like Nate the Hoof Guy better What a time to be alive, where there are -multiple- people filming cleaning up cow hooves and finding success in it.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Art. youtube.com/watch?v=Vkga...
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Kikkoman Fight! (HD) – Show Me! Show You! | Late Night Stumble (4K)
YouTube video by The Game Preservationist
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I thought D&D was Dungeons and Dragons and was fully on board as - that is an accurate statement. I see I am mistaken. TSR/WotC/Hasbro still has a lot to answer for, though
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
@ma1ybe . 2d If fear could change your sexual orientation literally all women would be gay.
Zoya @Zoya_kibbaeii .2d Fear of women are driving men to sleep with other men, says novelist iol.co.za/ lifestyle/ iol.co.za/lifestyle/love...
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Fastidious anal-retentive maids in action" reads a limited-vocabulary man who is about to be either be very disappointed or very very happy in ways he cannot adequately express. Because of the vocabulary issue.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's not a unique thought from me, but so very many people essentially view the world as "It's only political if I disagree with it, otherwise it's just a sparkling 'natural tendency'"
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Hey you ever read a perfect book synopsis?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i find it very funny that, canonically, the last character in this comic strip would be required by his belief system to murder you the instant you admitted to having used any kind of AI for any purpose
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Are we sure this wasn't a creative writing exercise? Prompt of "Write as the most unlikable, miserable, walking garbage can of a man who absolutely thinks everyone loves him for his asshole behavior, also it's about the history of rubber"
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hi, grew up in rural Kentucky in the 80s, have heard "chotchkies" basically all my life, have known it starts with a T since the early 90s, took me way longer to get what "bric-a-brac" was. I hope everyone chiming in like this vindicates you, because you were right to use it.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Everyone knows Lesbians are a colony species, and if there are fewer than 12 you risk complete collapse.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I like it because it's the formal version of Chat, and the acquaintance version of Fam. The whole "I'm addressing you, yes, but I don't know you like that" vibe that I love bringing to the workplace ... Unlike proofreading before I post, so I delete and repost. I never do that.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Was their handle MJagger?
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Quinn murphy @gamefiend.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A long time ago I asked folks if they knew where to get cool black minis to 3d print. No one knew. Soooo, I hunted around and made a list of what I could find on MyMiniFactory. I share it with you now in case you also want it. www.myminifactory.com/users/quinnm...
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Lady Jessica @ladyjessica.northsky.social · 01/07/2026
If spite is the only thing that works right now then use spite. If spite doesn’t work for you, don’t use spite. Live. No matter the reason. Doesn’t matter if it’s to see another sunrise, to see your cat grow up, to piss off the feds, or to prove to yourself you could. Live.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You and I know that, but he wouldn't think that of himself. But he's met US Rightwingers, he has to know he's a "Damn dirty foreigner" too
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
He realizes he's in the second category, right?
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
No. The fuck is wrong with you?
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I keep insisting that anyone can learn to psychic-charge objects so they explode, and that Gambit's mutant power is "Throws playing cards accurately"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
folks when we find a guy who's saying a bunch of dumbass shit can we get back to blocking them instead of screenshotting them and talking about their dumbass shit? these losers are not worth our time & when we let them waste it we insult the revolution
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Faisal فيصل @faisalhamadah.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.
Hi, thanks for posting! We do appreciate you thinking of us even though we have to moderate.

Our stance on all AI generated content (Images, Video, Voiceovers, and whatever else LLM based AI gets up to in the future):

At best, they are approximations of street fighter characters as the AI has no clue what it is trying to create. Because of this, there is no street fighter content so they are not allowed. (rule 1)

Also, they aren't allowed per our source rule. As AI sources cannot be tracked, we must assume that they use uncredited sources in the learning data. (rule 5)

Finally, AI images, video, text, and voiceovers are barely any different than posting a screenshot of a google search. The level of effort is so low that we consider it spam (rule 3).

Because of these reasons, AI art and other AI content is not allowed.

If you would like to contact the moderators about this removal, you can do so here.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
... you understand 10 year olds and grandmothers were sued by the RIAA, right?
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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 15/06/2026
-Jenna
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I'm not saying I want to fuck bread, but if you asked me if I'd rather give up sex or bread forever - I'm gonna need a week or two to think about it
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Reminds me of this
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I've always been a fan of calling them plagiarism engines
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 03/06/2026
Y'all. Please remember the artists that drew these things when sending around memes. I feel for these artists who NEVER get credited for these (and some, nowadays, are even being accused of being AI!) Here's a few common ones I see (feel free to add others, I want this to be a living thread): 🧵
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Now why would someone discriminate against a trans woman when they could just mow a lawn?"
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
From the archives: [At the gay club] HIM: “Dude, what’s in your pocket?” ME: “Oh, I’m just doing the handkerchief code thing.” HIM: “That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this?” [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: “Sir, the merchant frigate has indicated that it’s a bottom into blowjobs.”
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Because $10000 is not life changing money to have, but $10000 is life changing money to owe.
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Before Bluesky went public-access and was still invite only, it was a running joke that the average bluesky user didn't understand humor, jokes, hyperbole, or metaphors. So... always has been
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Butlerian Jihad makes more and more sense every day that passes
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SecondTalon @secondtalon.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Late 80s, early 90s. They had a short story about a guy with a scifi device that would make time feel like it was running slower. Guy used it to make an hour with his lover feel like a week. Guy noticed she had one too - set to go faster. That's lived in my head for 30+ years
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