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Chris Crofton

@thecroftonshow.bsky.social
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⚡️☕️☕️✍️ Author of⚡️”THE ADVICE KING ANTHOLOGY”⚡️IT IS OUT!!!!! on @vanderbiltUP✨Available NOW!!!!!!⚡️☕️☕️❤️

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nicole has a collaborative spirit @startleseasily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This afternoon, I watched a crossing guard screaming at a Waymo to SLOW DOWN as it flew by her, seemingly oblivious to the school zone cones out despite its 27,000 surveillance cameras. Waymo sucks, man.
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nashville politicians gave all our tax money to the NFL. Now we have no money for a symphony. THE END. That’s a sad story.
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Nashville Scene @nashvillescene.com · 28/09/2026
From columnist @betsyphillips.bsky.social: With the Titans hoping to extend the 100-plus-year-old Seigenthaler bridge, here's a look at the structure's greater context.
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The Historic Value of the Seigenthaler Bridge
With the Titans hoping to extend the 100-plus-year-old pedestrian bridge, here's a look at the structure's greater context
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gallatin Road through East Nashville is so fucked up today it made me actually laugh
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Greg Palast @gregpalast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In 2020, Ken Paxton stole Texas for Trump by blocking 2.5 million mail-in ballots in Harris County [Houston]. And he can do it again. The attack on mail-in ballots and drop boxes, unseen by the media, will determine the midterms nationwide. gregpalastinvestigates.substack.com/p/how-paxton...
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How Paxton Will Steal Texas
The Senate candidate stole it for Trump, he can do it again.
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The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 26/09/2026
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
So much for free speech.The studio releasing Alex Gibney’s new Elon Musk documentary Musk is finding itself unable to buy an ad on the biggest social platforms.YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram and Facebook owner Meta are all declining to run the trailer for Musk, along with X itself, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.That last one is perhaps understandable, given its owner. But the rejection by the other platforms has taken distributor Bleecker Street by surprise, and it is internally scrambling to understand why the ad has been rejected, according to a person familiar with the company’s processes who is not authorized to talk about them publicly.The unwillingness of platforms to accept even paid advertising is sure to raise concerns about free speech and the dwindling number of companies that control many of the platforms in this country — and ironically provide a proof-text for the very point the film is coming to make. Gibney’s doc is a four-hour look at a title character who attempts to control the conversation in various ways, including with alleged suppressions on X, which he bought in 2022.
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Life is short, don’t spend it profiting from prisons
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whitney pastorek @whittlz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Local government dweebs, get excited! @citycastnash.bsky.social recently hosted the Roast of Music City and brilliant musician/local treasure Freddy Angelico wrote this song about the Nashville legislative website just for us. It is much better than the AI mistress song I promise:
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Freddy Angelico on Instagram: "Here’s a silly thing I did. For those of you who weren’t able to be there, @citycastnashville and @mariemerica raised hundreds of dollars for @opentablenashville at this...
138 likes, 26 comments - freddyangelico on September 25, 2026: "Here’s a silly thing I did. For those of you who weren’t able to be there, @citycastnashville and @mariemerica raised hundreds of dollar...
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D. Patrick Rodgers @dpatrickrodgers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hi! Going to be on my guy Jerome Moore's PBS show 'A Slice of the Community' talking media Thursday night. Free taping at 6:30 — it will air that night at 8, and a couple more times over the weekend.
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A Slice of the Community – Who Gets to Speak for Nashville?
Jerome Moore and other Nashville media figures discuss access, power and responsibility in telling the community’s stories.
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BUTTERFLIES ON CARRION for the purposes of this poem carrion will be “carry-on” and that butterfly is trying to migrate to Cincinnati on the red eye
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GOD, DOGS ARE SO PERFECT opening line of the Dog Bible
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GAS STATION BUG slang for a guy that shot dice behind Standard Oil in the 30s he’d be covered in dust like everyone was back then surprisingly well-cut pair of slacks beech nut gum wrapper in the pocket lucky strike in his mouth not long to live
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS it’s not complicated another time-honored way to say this: MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CAROUSEL life is a ride on a painted pony when you run out of quarters borrow one
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CAROUSEL Logan’s Run? don’t let it happen to you fight fascism with all your might
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DOGS OUT CAR WINDOWS “this rules” the dog thought. and then she thought it again.
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poetry window is open!!
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We can save it with our tax money…that, um, went toward the stadium
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks Chris!
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Socrates Meme: Ok
ALT: Socrates Meme: Ok
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
STUCK IN TRAFFIC DUE TO CONSTRUCTION good thing to put on a T-shirt, but credit it to Plato: “STUCK IN TRAFFIC DUE TO CONSTRUCTION” -Plato
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David Dark @daviddark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"We’re at a moment of Trump’s own making where both the bases of US power — its empire’s roots in the Middle East — and his own family — with Crown Prince Bonesaw’s enormous investments in Trump’s family, may collapse." @emptywheel.bsky.social emptywheel.net/2026/09/22/a...
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A Player To Be Named Later - emptywheel
It turns out Maggie Haberman is not the only storyteller who tells Trump what he wants to hear; so does Gary Player's caddy!
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LIPSTICK PICKUPS what happens when you drop your lipstick or…what dudes talk about backstage while they light each other’s cigarettes
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TRANSITION it’s what we’re here for that and kissing
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YOUR NEIGHBOR that’s you so offer your hand
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HUMANITY humanity is a pact god is a pact you go rogue…live just for yourself? you’ll get high on all those selfish urges oh yeah. but are you ready for the fall? cuz it’s wrong what you are doing is wrong.
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PERFECT TIMING right now is always perfect you just gotta find the right angle on it finding the angle - that’s the hard part we’re born amateurs
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PERFECT TIMING what I think every time the song “Fireworks” by The Tragically Hip comes on
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BEAM ENDS we’re all dancing toward the end of the beam you can’t see the end but you know it’s there so make sure you have enough chalk on your hands and give it your all
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AUTUMN EQUINOX this is the kind of car that I pass on the road with the canoes and kayaks and all and I look at my car, and I think… this is why I don’t do well on dating apps
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FIREFLIES little lighthouses for little boats that we can’t see
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FIREFLIES some people think flreflies are proof of god okay, I say. regardless, you’re assignment is to be kind to your neighbor you can’t think god is in a firefly and also support ICE
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOING ON VIBES going on vibes is okay but beware of men with novelty mustaches
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GOING ON VIBES good name for a yacht
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Poetry window is open!!!
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Katherine McDonell @kemcdonell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I unfortunately won't be able to make the meeting tonight, but here are some thoughts and data I've pulled together that will hopefully help to provide some background and dispel any misinformation. 🧵 @jkupin4d19.bsky.social @sandrafornash.bsky.social @walkbikenashville.bsky.social
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Kyle Reinford @kyledeanreinford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fantastic thread. I hope Nashville's officials can take this seriously - it's literally life and death for their constituents.
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epidemiology, an eagle when she flies @pulletsurprise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Titans get: multibillion $ taxpayer funded stadium Nashville gets: NOTHING!
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Willy Wonka Says You Lose
Alt: Willy Wonka Says You Lose
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It just keeps getting dumber
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It just keeps getting dumber
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Nashville Scene @nashvillescene.com · 21/09/2026
From columnist and historian @betsyphillips.bsky.social: Details about this 19th-century keeper of a "house of ill fame" raise a lot of questions we don’t have answers to.
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Meet Jack Bender, Nashville's 19th-Century Sex Worker of Unknown Gender
Details about this keeper of a 'house of ill fame' raise a lot of questions we don’t have answers to
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 19/09/2026
Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor launch their new book, "End Times Fascism: And the Fight for the Living World" on Democracy Now! It examines how wealthy elites are preparing for “the end of the world,” even as they contribute to growing inequality, political instability and the climate crisis.
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“End Times Fascism”: Naomi Klein & Astra Taylor on Billionaires, Bunkers, AI, Gaza & the Far Right
Naomi Klein and Astra Taylor launch their new book, End Times Fascism: And the Fight for the Living World on Democracy Now! It examines how wealthy elites are preparing for “the end of the world,” eve...
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
CLOSED the sign on the bodega said “closed” the sign on the papusa place said “closed” the contents of a purse were scattered on the sidewalk the crazy men in masks nearby laughed about what the lady was screaming as she was dragged away
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Chris Crofton @thecroftonshow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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David Dark @daviddark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"“I Will Always Love You” is the voice of god. And I’m not talking about that man with a beard who lives in the sky. I’m talking about the god of your conscience. The god of the human heart. What would Jesus do? What Dolly did." @thecroftonshow.bsky.social www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture...
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Advice King: Who Was Dolly Singing To?
Dolly Parton was one of the best of us. She helped the needy — regardless of their color, creed or citizenship status. She was unafraid. She was a Christian Tennessean who publicly supported transgend...
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Julianne Akers @julianneakers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It could soon be illegal for vehicles to turn right on red at certain intersections in Davidson County. Plus: Residents are opposing a planned ICE call center in Donelson, and the council advanced initiatives to support small businesses in Nashville. www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithint...
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Council Proposal to Restrict Turning Right on Red Takes New Form
It could soon be illegal for vehicles to turn right on red at certain intersections in Davidson County.
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Derek Doom @thescratchmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
http://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/1602077621595971584

Amy Hoy (@amyhoy)

this is the best explanation of roko's basilisk ever written

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computer boys are realy like "imagine a boot so big that logically we must start licking it now in case it might possibly exist someday"

12/10/22, 1:50 PM
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Nashville Scene @nashvillescene.com · 16/09/2026
Nicole Atkins overflows with big, rich musical ideas. Ahead of her album ‘Drama,’ she and producer Patrick Sansone talk with Daryl Sanders about bringing them to life.
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Nicole Atkins’ ‘Drama’ Is a Pop-Rock Work of Art
The singer-songwriter and producer Patrick Sansone discuss bringing big, rich ideas to life on her new album
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Mpdaves @mpdaves.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@thecroftonshow.bsky.social Can you go undercover? Maybe as the Antichrist? www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Tech billionaire Peter Thiel bringing Antichrist lectures to Nashville
Peter Thiel, the tech billionaire who co-founded PayPal and Palantir Technologies, will soon deliver a lecture series on the Antichrist in Nashville.
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David Dark @daviddark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"The Iran War will not only provide a way to get to the corruption...It will also provide a way to demonstrate that white supremacists fuck everything up." @emptywheel.bsky.social emptywheel.net/2026/09/13/t...
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The Iran Disaster Will Likely Be Job One - emptywheel
Even before Democrats will turn to oversight if they win back the House, they're likely to have to deal with the catastrophe created by Trump's Iran War debacle.
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