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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kids down the street are in a fistfight over whose turn it is to be Digger Rockwell. Boys boys boys. Everyone should get to be Digger

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just think of how good of paintings coulda happened if a merger happened between Picasso and Matisse and they combined their IPs

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

PAUL MCCARTNEY: (tweedling an upbeat reggae piano track) I call it Obla Di Obla Da JOHN LENNON: (drooling from heroin) I am Christ and you are da antichrist mate

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

dugouts clearing at a Savannah Bananas game after a batter breaks an “unwritten rule” by running to first in a normal way

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

bro last night was a high brow single season tv show for which an argument could be made that it be considered a movie

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

One of my favorite things about downloading the White House App to my phone is getting ------------------------------------------ 2 PAIRS OF RAYBANS FOR $99 DOLLARS ------------------------------------------ CLICK LINK:

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

(after working my ass off all day) phew finally… time to lean MY MANAGER: da fuck u just say?

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

REPORTER: Senator McConnell, what's your favorite Wu Tang album? MCCONNELL: [drooling and head lolling, clearly did not register the question] [republican aide grabs podium] AIDE: LIQUID SWORDS

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(guy who has a bunch of chickens at home getting pissed off at work) fuck this. I just want to go home to my chickens

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I just finished disavowing every single person on earth

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I want to buy a Jeep, but I don’t think I can afford 70 rubber ducks right now

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

my boss pounding a big ass drum so everyone sends emails in unison

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I genuinely think, and I understand how this will sound, that nostalgia was good when I was a teenager but is bad now.

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

today, the 103rd Dalai Parton has been reincarnated as a Tennessean infant

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’m the guy that didn’t bother to read Project 2025. Sorry everyone. I didn’t know that contaminating the food supply was part of it, I was simply against Project 2025 in an ignorant way

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

there is something I find quite sensual about porno

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

my son’s karate instructor has just acquired my wife through the transfer portal

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

THEO VON: I was told that if I got $500 worth of Visa Gift Cards and gave them to the guy on the phone then they would reactivate my social security number. This is not what I voted for..

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

just FYI the name of this Taco Bell item fits perfectly to the chorus of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

the violent Golfer on the Pitt is actually a Terminator sent from the future to kill Langdon and end the addict discourse

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

tried watching this “One Battle After Another” Movie and turned it off after about twenty seconds.. honestly dgaf about some dumbass water tower with the letters WB on it

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

(guy that thinks Goldmember won Best Picture this year instead of OBAA) ok so not only did Sinners lost Best Picture but it lost to a movie that LITERALLY glorifies Fat Bastard

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

TIMOTHY CHALAMET: nobody gives a fuck about a guy cranking an organ grinder. ME: you stupid fucking piece of shit TIMOTHY CHALAMET: and nobody gives a fuck about the monkey with a little hat going around and collecting tips ME: philistine. Uncultured Swine

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

every CEO needs to make an awkward video where they are forced to eat their product. McDonald’s. Burger King. Goodyear.

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

CAMPING CHAIR: I am the ultimate chair for portable relaxation CAMPING CHAIR WITH A CUPHOLDER IN THE ARMREST: hold my beer..

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

um.. are you ok? You’ve hardly worn your baby shoes

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

when your nemesis has you captured and dead to rights the best thing to do is a Fucking Awesome Move that immediately turns the tables

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Mister President- this military action in Iran is disgusting and unthinkable and inhumane. Unless you followed the correct process. In which case, yay bomb those kids!!

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

ummm ok Trump if you’re sending all of our troops to Iran then who the hell is going to shoot me in the head when I forget to bring my third grade report card to vote on Election Day

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

me and Donald Rumsfeld are doing Jagerbombs after I won gold medal in Olympic Bloody Knuckles

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

BRITISH GUY IN THE EPSTEIN FILES: I’ve lost me job and they’re sending me to Saint William’s Prison for Criminal Nonces AMERICAN GUY IN THE EPSTEIN FILES: - shirt off ✅ - wet jeans on ✅ - chugging milk with the “you can do it!” Guy from The Waterboy ✅

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

if I were a billionaire with his own island I would invite all of the worlds most powerful people to come watch me and my wife have consensual missionary sex

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

(after remembering that it’s Mark from down the hall’s birthday) Hall Mark ass holiday..

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

the first thing we want AI to do is replace stuff we like such as art and music. Why not focus on it replacing stuff we don’t like first, such as AI and CEOs that talk about AI

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I love that conservatives made a special halftime show just for idiots. They should do that with more stuff. The Oscars but for Idiots. New Years Rockin Eve but for Idiots. Young Sheldon for Idiots

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

holy shit. The divorce proceedings that occurred during the Kid Rock alternate halftime show were actually real

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Stafford had a great year, but gonna be honest there were several players I think were more deserving of an MVP award than these daughters

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

me and the boys got 400 canisters of Clorox wipes and we’re going sicko mode on the Air BnB’s septic tank

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Thank you TP USA for offering an Uncle Kracker concert as an alternative to my daughter’s dumbass piano recital

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

being sued into the poorhouse by the Cardboard Box Factory that just fired me because they say I stole the box I used to carry out my belongings

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

ok everyone please stop asking me about my sinister network of billionaire perverts and please start asking me about my wife’s documentary

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Oh hell no.. Elmer is losing his shit right now. He is so pissed that Wascally Wabbit is doing the Super Bowl halftime show

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

(my family surprising me with an intervention for my bath salts habit) something about this feels organized… coordinated by some sort of secret leftist network

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

And the winner for best original screenplay is Darren Aronofsky for “John Wick meets Home Alone kid meets Harry Potter dead eyed faces no coherent plot slow motion everything centered and looks like a credit card commercial ok generate a whole movie go”

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

(seeing a random nurse record my army of tens of thousands of paid violent agitators on his phone) this guy is a paid agitator

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

the guys in ICE are actually perfect for a job that involves knocking on everyone’s door because they all had to do that in their neighborhood to tell everyone they’re sex offenders

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Bergs @alexbergmans.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

conservatives rock because for like fifty years they called everything that was labeled "natural" or "organic" gay hippie bullshit, but now they threaten to shoot you in the head if you try to drink milk without Listeria in it

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