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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here!

@scriblit.bsky.social
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Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 40m
Hahahaha pretend sewing machine go brrrrrrr
A slinky ballgown in pastel pink & blue gradient silk, with a corset and drapey sleevesA tight, gothy gown in black and wine red velvetA tiered off the shoulder ballgown in pale lilac & tangerine gradient silkA Jazz Age style dress in green & gold snake print, with gold sequin accents
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 6h
Summaries of the games & what makes em spooky (unless it's a twist) in the alt
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 6h
If you lonly have a little one are you a limonviolinist?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 6h
9 spooky games currently on sale at Steam with a hard recommend from me
Scarlet Hollow (Branching narrative appalachian folk horror)
The Excavation of Hob's Barrow (Edwardian english point & click adventure folk horror)
The Drifter (point & click adventure Aussie sci fi horror)
Slay the Princess (branching narrative meta horror)
The Blackwell games (point & click adventure game series abut a psychic and her best friend, the ghost of a mouthy bisexual tailor who died in 1931) 
Unavowed (same universe as Blackwell, point and click team-up puzzle adventure about a magic scooby gang who battle demons in New York)
Lamplight City (19th Century steampunk AU detective game. I cannot tell you the spooky element as it's a plot twist)
Vampire Therapist (therapy sim. With vampires!)
Immortality (VERY narrative film footage game where you have to uncover the various layers of narrative. Again, I can't tell you the spooky bit but it's clear from early on, the main character doesn't seem to age. CW for sexual content & sexual violence for this one)
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 6h
it’s genuinely quite something as a woman watching guys go out of their way to bat for rapists AGAIN, while also wanting everyone to think they are a good leftist
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 6h
oh m8 :(
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 6h
Women love their spaghett!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 6h
the tall one slipped and fell on the short one's mouth
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 6h
they were just rehearsing a play
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 7h
'wassup guys it's ya boy "fleshpockets", here to remind you I'm a good guy and good guys should get one free SA to help them learn SA is bad, not good like they would otherwise believe'
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 7h
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 13h
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 7h
I cannot, in fact, DM you.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 7h
replies off bc I cba with anyone getting defensive.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 7h
:D embracing my hyper-femme side with just how frilly and flouncy I can make Prudence (I can fix her)
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 7h
People: Why do women mask so much? Huh, it's a mystery *One (1) very clearly autistic, unapologetic woman is on TV for two episodes* People: Look at this twat, God she's awful, pretending to be quirky for attention, fuck that one broad in particular, Christ, nobody'd better act like that round me
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 8h
This afternoon's work (all for story mode/pigeon challenges so I shan't spoil re exactly what they're for)
A blue botanical print and white cotton frilled tiered milkmaid style dress for Fiona the farmerA ridiculous flouncy golden hibiscus print ballgown with yellow silk trim and flowers on the belt for PrudenceA warm red and gold velvet dress with big sleeves and a straight, bias cut long skirt for my absolute babe Edith the Opera singer
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 10h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 11h
Giving the Crowdfunder a weekend kick! Rewards include a baking booklet as written by Sophie (sorry), voice memos from the characters & a few slots to be immortalised in the show.
crowdfunder.co.uk
It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 11h
saaaaaaame
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 11h
👨‍🍳🤌 (I need to start screenshotting my frocks)
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 13h
Yummmm
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 13h
This game is lovely!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 13h
oooh, love a fruity frangipani!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 13h
Today's Squaredle
static.klipy.com
BBC Ghosts: Robin the Caveman Sees Moon
Alt: BBC Ghosts: Robin the Caveman looking wistfully at the Moon
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14h
Ca Plane Pour Moi - Plastic Bertram Band Chocolate - BabyMetal Tadka* - Bloodywood Irgendwie, irgendwo, irgendwann - Nena *partially in English but shut up it counts
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14h
That sounds like the perfect Midlife Birthday tbh
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14h
Oh, it's meant to be Healey??
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14h
hashtag this is fine
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14h
er..... why is the guy with the bow a, an inhuman fantasy creature and b, ...You Know.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14h
OMG two peak choices
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Chris Gomm @gommster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What campaign is it again the month before Movember?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Just one more dress' I have been telling myself every half an hour until TWO THIRTY AYE EMM
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's really good!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's lovely!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bought Dressmaker on steam & oh God I'm absolutely seastressmaxxing, I'm in my fake needlework era
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sadiq & Susan would never (she would get lost on the way and blame a teenager for stealing the glasses that would turn out to be in her handbag)
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Criminal Cryllics
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Horrible Histories Voice* Pitiful Protestants
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time for a RETVRN to papal arts patronages, LET'S GO! Does His Holiness need a writer in residence to write mean jokes about protestants because I am definitely available.
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Black Tabby Games (This is Tony) - Slay the Princess @blacktabbygames.com · 01/10/2026
It's Steam Autumn Sale, and both Scarlet Hollow and Slay the Princess are up for grabs! Get two 90+ metacritic, overwhelmingly positive visual novels for a little over $25 if you buy 'em together.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
googling 'guy-sized oubliettes near me'
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
guy
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Black History Month. Celebrate by buying my books (*fast voice* Other history books are available, terms and conditions apply, all history is Black history when you make Black stories the focus and therefore you should buy my books every month not just this one) geni.us/HistorysMost...
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 01/10/2026
Every £1k raised a bonus beloved recipe is going into the booklet!
crowdfunder.co.uk
It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 01/10/2026
it’s a stupid question designed to trap you, but i refuse any answer being based on how men repress women. but taking that angle for a second sure highlights how “woman” isn’t a simple statement with concrete definitions.
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 30/09/2026
[with gritted teeth] the WHIMSY will be INCREASED proportional to the DIFFICULTIES
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seconded.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yep, I totally understand. Patriarchy does a number on us all.
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