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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 7h
Still on with series 1 of Casualty. Clive is drinking on duty, Duffy’s been raped, Megan’s got cervical cancer and trouble is looming for the paramedics having an affair, and there was a woman driving round squirting ammonia in cab drivers eyes. All kicking off
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 11h
processed meat with a clown face in a store with the sign: 

MEAT CLOWN
29p per 100g
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well officer, my bin labeled "NOT MY DRUGS" has you asking a lot of questions already answered by the bin
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u/Final_Mix4281 • 2d
Making something legally not mine in my car
Location: Columbus ohio
Could I put a bin in my car with a label to make sure cops know something in my car isn't mine. I'm 18 but my mom and brother are over the age of 21 and sometimes they will leave liquor or weed in my car. I don't want to get pulled over and get a possession charge for it is there any way I can make it legally not mine while in my car. So they don't have to come to my house to pick it up every time.
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ability to pour hundreds of millions of pounds into a loss-making TV channel, bent on wrenching British politics sharply to the right, is yet another of the ways in which extreme wealth is trying to remake UK democracy. It needs to be part of any serious conversation about political funding.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 02/10/2026
Oh great so now it’s a crime to come from Greece with a thirst for knowledge
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@scouselakes.bsky.social you were in my dream last night in a red coat!
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three years ago goblins
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Swapped to Drop the Dead Donkey which seems to have become my comfort show. I really do have a lot of problems don’t I
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Balls deep in series 1 of Casualty. Both Charlie’s future dead wives on the night shift. Portentous.
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I turned the heating on and now it is warm enough but Ivy is asleep under the radiator and she’s so content please advise
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many men would rather engage in violent fantasy about what they WOULD do instead of doing what they easily COULD.
Threads post from @protextor


“I'd kill for my daughter."

OK. Will you risk social inconvenience by calling out your peers loudly and to their face? Or is that bare minimum real-life scenario scarier than your hypothetical one? 1/2
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hugely important thread.
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't help admiring Brits' persistent attachment to the idea that supply and demand doesn't operate in the housing market and their concomitant refusal to admit that a place is only ever worth as much as anyone is prepared to pay for it.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Someone from Reform & their shrill harridan who live as tax free exiles in Dubai have been entertained by the wife of a former minister of state of a country hostile to the UK and he failed to declare it to Parliament he's elected to sit in? You couldn’t make this up" via We loathe Reform UK Ltd
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@FuctupMike
Bernie Sanders should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake. #HappyBirthdayBernie

@jamieandhisego
Uh, surely you do that anyway...

@ItsDanSheehan
This is how cake works

@MayorDadler
This is how birthday cakes work when you have friends.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well at least there's this
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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Many, many police officers should be waiting on the dockside for Daniel Thomas, and he should be nicked to the nth degree as soon as he sets foot on land, along with his Blackshort Brigade.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Boy tries to impress girls by blowing up a condom and putting it over his head, Seaham Bus Station, east Durham, 2004-5, photo by Karen Robinson.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing liberals do where they imagine minorities as human-adjacent instruments of vengeance is incredibly weird
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We don’t do the Daily Express, but we *do* feature fruitcakes commenting on Royal family stories in the Daily Express.

mrsdixon • 21 MIN AGO
I'm a medium and Princess Diana often comes through the ether for a natter. The last time she did she told me she was livid with her late Majesty at the time but after her late Majesty passed they had a chance to reunite in the afterlife and now they get on
very well and often share anecdotes about Prince (as they both knew him) Charles.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've found that people who call it "unskilled labour" are also the kinds of people who would not survive a single work week in those jobs
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry but this is mental
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So the bad news is I spent all yesterday in A&E with apparently freakishly low blood sugar but I’ve spent all day today watching old episodes of Casualty on my phone because someone’s dumped the whole archive on a Google Drive I may livetweet them again
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The emboldening of these fucking dickheads including Labour government ministers saying it is right to protest against people seeking asylum (but not against genocide of course) has led to this absolute shitshow
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 16/09/2026
I’d pay good money to get into the calls he’s having with his PR team on how to unfuck this lmao
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All day Piddington's womminfolk have been telling news how they will be terrified of "hundreds of young men nearby, free to come and go as they please." NOT ONE JOURNALIST has asked: "How did you cope when it was an army base? Who came and went then? Nuns?" Soon as you ask that, all becomes clear.
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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This reduced offer only applies between now and midnight tonight, Tuesday! Go on, give it a go! (Thanks for reposts.)
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ivy has joined us, a rare treat
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It has come to Martha’s attention that I am eating yoghurt
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Tom @domingo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lego 110s, anyone...?
Nike Air Max 95. In Lego. I'm not sure there's quite the crossover appeal
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just watched a funny video on instagram, went into the comments and someone’s complaining about posting jokes on the anniversary of 9/11
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John Denham @jydenham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do find odd that we all apparently enjoy the right to enter a hotel uninvited, go to the guest floors, knock on the doors of complete strangers on the grounds that they are not white - and yet not commit any offence.
bbc.co.uk
Group entered hotel of Pakistan cricketers mistaken for migrants
Protesters congregated at a Portsmouth hotel after false rumours that a coach of migrants had arrived.
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also in this house we ship John Paul and Craig
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sometimes I still think about the time I posted on Tumblr whilst anorexic about how I didn’t hold anyone else’s body to a standard but would die to keep mine small and someone replied that it was good I knew about my thin privilege but I should work more on how it affects other people
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
hey, I just met Zeus and this is crazy but he's a swan and I'm having babies
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Heard ye ma had an erotic dream in which Andy Burnham cooked the tea
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Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“I once claimed that the ‘Establishment’ were out to get me, then got caught on camera eating oysters, drinking champagne and accepting illegal donations.”
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THEY ARE ALL NOW IN THEIR FORTIES, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY 'IN BETWEEN' AT THIS POINT? LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY AND THE ICY GRIP OF THE GRAVE?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yes, “left and right are both bad and also the fascists are correct” is pretty much what I expect from the Times, what I would’ve expected from them ten years ago.
Times Radio @TimesRadio
The left and right are feeding off each other algorithmically on the issue of migrant boat crossings, says The Sunday Times's columnist Matthew Syed.
"All I'm saying is Tommy Robinson on this issue, closing the borders, is right. Doesn't mean he's right on other issues."
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tune this youtu.be/XUawSk8qwx4?...
youtu.be
Cerys Mathews - Only A Fool (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There is a real test of a person’s moral compass. Some welcome refugees, accepting they are fleeing a terrible situation and yes, there will be the odd bad apple. Others are more cautious, calling for a stricter policy. I can live with either. What I can’t accept is letting anyone drown.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 07/09/2026
oh god this is EVERGREEN.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Why are we teaching our kids about how racist Britain is?" Much better for it to be a delightful surprise upon graduation.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 05/09/2026
I WAS COLD I WAS NAKED WERE YOU THERE WERE YOU THERE / LOL / I WAS COLD I WAS NAKED WERE YOU THERE / LOLOLOL
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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/snig...
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
THEM: You best not have cunty moonlight leopard nails when we rock up to the function ME:
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 04/09/2026
Boycotting is not banning! Banning a book is something an institution does. Boycotting a book is something individuals do! No author deserves to have you buy their book.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OH MY GOD FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF PRONUNCIATION IS NOT A SIGNIFER OF ANYTHING IT JUST MEANS THEY HAVEN'T HAD TO USE THE WORD OUT LOUD OFTEN ENOUGH COME ON this is fucking ridiculous i hate everything so much
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 03/09/2026
Watch Reform bigwigs, including Farage, admit a load of illegal shit that carries prison sentences to an undercover reporter
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