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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 11m
We were taken there for a school trip to see the Tapestry in year 7. It was lovely, apart from the boys going “THEY’VE ALL GOT COCKS!” My abiding memory is dipping baguette in chocolate at breakfast
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 17m
She thinks that if she was a teenager now they’d trans her because she was anorexic which speaking as a woman in her 40s with anorexia, and allowing for different experiences, might be quite literally the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 19m
The same Hadley Freeman who thinks because she had anorexia she knows for a fact that trans people don’t exist?
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 37m
It very much looks like gaslighting tbh. If you don’t lie about your symptoms it’s RISH but if you fucking relapsed and asked for help before you got worse does that mean you were never ill?
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 45m
I wondered if I was thinking that because they’d caught me out lying to myself but it’s so….cobbled together
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 1h
It is very nice though
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 1h
Shades of the infamous TEWV BPD+ policy (aka “anyone we don’t like gets shitcanned for their own good”)
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 1h
It appears I have been RISHed by the ED team, because what we’ve learned from three public inquiries into mental health trusts is your cobbled together theory document trumps silly things like the patients actual presentation, professional ethics, evidence or the actual law under which you operate
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 3h
festive pissflaps
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Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 3h
I know he's not Health Secretary any more but Streeting needs to be held to account for really kicking off the witch hunt of people with mental health issues. He clearly thought he was going to get another nice little report confirming his bigotry and that's very much not happened.
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Martha has just trotted in with a packet of meaty sticks from the kitchen, dropped them on the floor and sat looking at me expectantly
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I put it on at 6 when Ivy woke me up for breakfast, she is currently asleep under the radiator. It’s been a hard day for her.
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A clever compromise
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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PULP THE TREES / SUNRISE
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On reflection perhaps not a trip for Year 7s
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes I saw it on a school trip in France years ago, somewhat marred by the lad shouting “why’ve they got cocks?”
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎶 Do-do-do, come on and do the conga Do-do-do, it's conga night for sure🎶
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My sister lives up the road, might suggest she takes the nieces
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Liam Kirkaldy @liamkirkaldy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It's more of a cormorant than a question", I say, with a wry smile, as my pet cormorant repeatedly dive bombs the panel, pecking at their eyes
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Coco concurs
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MUCKY BEANS
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Monica Coglan was cross-examined for 13 hours by Archer’s lawyers in the libel trial. She was frequently in tears as her entire life and character was attacked. She died in a car crash before Archer was found guilty of perjury in that trial. Before it was found she’d told the truth all along.
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She may also like to know that after Coco was forbidden access to uncle Tobys room he found a nest of cashmere sweaters at the base of his wardrobe caked in her fur
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Regrettably not however we may be able to do a deal regarding ham shipments. Creme brûlée dish subject to availability
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coco’s dad is running a handmade pizza takeaway out of the restaurant at the weekend, the upshot of this is that Coco has discovered she likes chicken and ham cubed and lightly cooked. In a dessert bowl.
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It certainly is. Locally produced in Hereford and organic
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@katebevan.com I thought Daphne may enjoy this photo of Coco taking in some lightly cooked cubed ham from Grandmama’s restaurant
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For a long time I've heard rumours of Reform UK supporting Islamophobes who warn of dangers of Sharia law happily holidaying and buying flats in Dubai which runs under Sharia law If true, they should be forced to wear a T-shirt proclaiming 'I'm a far right hypocrite' meme via We Demand UK
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can just do hedgehog in the air fryer
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seen that Reform knobhead fingering his bacon butties on Twitter, either cooked with a fucking atomic blast or his tart’s hairdryer
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuckin roadkill for tea now is it
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Done the floors, shampooed the carpets, sprayed perfume on the radiators, now to change the bed and have a shower
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The sacred text handed down to each da by the forgoing da who comes out the bog and says “don’t strike a match in there”
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flat cleaning update: just need to do the cats shit boxes and the floors, might crack the carpet shampooer out then it’s new sheets on the bed and a shower
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Couldn’t be having that in my gaff I’ve been single too long
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Andy Burnham glamour set
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Probably a little coffee
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Must get up and clean the flat today. Truly, truly can’t be fucked but I suppose it’ll be good for my silly little mental health
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ye da does toast in the air fryer
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cooked that bacon with a heated debate
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Woolfinder General @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YER DA DMs RICKO AT 3AM
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Early days some horrific tales and you’d never get resolution. Few eps ago a woman walked in with a dead baby she’d kidnapped and you never got any kind of context or outcome.
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dr Baz is popping speed on shift. You wouldn’t get this on a Friday night at 8bells now
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having a binge on series 1 of Casualty here
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it worth going in on? I’ve got a Google Drive full of old Casualty on the go here
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You do get a lot of competitive sharing at some meetings
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, the general rule is if you’ve used in the last 24 hours you’re asked not to share but you’ll be welcome and advised to keep coming back
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Emma @scousepie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Casual racism towards black nurse not even challenged by the rest of the staff. Also some old men have hijacked a care home minibus and I’ve just placed the Welsh paramedic as the guy who rapes his daughter in Ken Loach’s Priest
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