Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“You boy! Has Farage exploded yet after Burnham’s speech?” 042
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026‘I once Tweeted about five blokes from London trying to steal diesel and claimed that they were Iranian spies who arrived here on small boats, to please the racists.’ 010
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Speculate and deflect all you like Nigel, we won’t forget your £5m bung. 041
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The opportunity to tell him to fuck off coming to a high street near you soon. 031
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Woman who tanked the economy claims not to have tanked the economy and is proud of her budget which tanked the economy. Idiot. 131
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026‘I definitely didn’t eat that delicious, fat breasted pigeon.’ 000
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Billionaire Man United owner says he has lost confidence in the UK since Brexit, which he supported, from his tax haven house in Monaco. Twat. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 49618161
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather ask who’ll give you £72m for your country.” 011
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026‘Google how much bullshit can I buy for £72m?’ 072
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The bit of the Bayeux Tapestry depicting the English Lord Farage of Bullshit and Bungs shouting at the people arriving on small boats. 032
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Mr Farage, what first attracted you to a free champagne and oyster lunch, with a side of an illegal £500,000?” 051
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“Fuckwits wearing balaclavas, with one BTEC in woodwork between ‘em, Sir. Collective IQ of a lorry full of Marmite, Sir.” 042
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Global pandemic: ‘Wear a mask’ … “Yooze can’t make me. It enfridges my civil liba-thingies or some’it. There ain’t no virus anyways and the 5G vaccine will make me stoopid.” 041
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“Did you have a nice time in Birmingham Grandpa?” “Oh lovely darling. Saw Nigel give a speech, but didn’t listen, because that’s what you do now apparently. Had two halves of mild one night. Bashed a wokey with my walking stick. Marvellous… Werther’s Original?” 186
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“This morning I will be pressing Nigel Farage and asking the important questions, like: ‘Where did you get that *fabulous* turquoise suit you wore yesterday?’” 050
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Balance? The entire politics section of the BBC news app dedicated to stories about Nigel’s vanity project. 🙄 292
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“You see all those balaclava wearing fuckwits down there? They’re my useful idiots.” 0104
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“I once claimed that the ‘Establishment’ were out to get me, then got caught on camera eating oysters, drinking champagne and accepting illegal donations.” 02510
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026‘There’s a fella in C Block reckons he used to be MP for Clacton, mates with Donald Trump and was on Question Time every other week… seems like a bullshitter to me though.’ 031
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026What… they’ve reopened the investigation into Nigel’s £5m bung… already…static.klipy.comMuttley the Laughing DogALT: Muttley the Laughing Dog 020
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Wait till they find out about Farage, Johnson and Michelle Mone. 051
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The 1970’s: Pre-Thatcher In Europe Free prescriptions NHS dentists Farage unknown White dog poo 10p Mars bars Wasn’t all bad. 230
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Only three Clacton by elections until Christmas. 020
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 07/07/2026So far this week: England won Trump got fucked by Belgium Farage has resigned And it’s only Tuesday. 👍 031
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“Y’all need to bigly overturn Farage’s red card right now!” 021
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 07/07/2026‘I once had to resign as MP for Clacton because everyone realised I was a grifting fucker.’ 120
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 07/07/2026When Farage gets a red card from Parliament for accepting a £5m bung I assume we should be expecting a call from Trump demanding his reinstatement? 2286
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Farage earned £270,000 promoting gold bullion working “four hours per month across a three-month period.” Average house price in Clacton £250-£255k. Man of the people? My arse. 041
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 25/06/202610 years on from the Brexit referendum I struggle to find anyone who doesn’t support Farage that openly admits to voting leave.static.klipy.comSteve Harvey: I'm Just Sayin'ALT: Steve Harvey: I'm Just Sayin' 020
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 23/06/202610 years ago 52% of those who voted decided that they believed the lies of this idiot chancer and his grifting mates. It’s been a shitshow ever since. #brexithasfailed 030
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 23/06/2026That Brexit turd you gave us was not the Brexit turd we wanted. We demand a proper Brexit turd we can try to polish! 020
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Let’s investigate the £5m bung to Farage and have a by election in Clacton instead. 👍 021
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 20/06/2026‘Hey Siri, write a list of excuses as to why I couldn’t get decent people to vote for a misogynistic racist.’ 020
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Johnson. Gove. Farage. “…lied”. About Brexit? This is not news. 041
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Man who was Immigration Minister criticising the immigration policy that he as Immigration Minister was responsible for during his time as Immigration Minister. Idiot. 020
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Brexit “…a disappointment”? Finding that someone has eaten the last chocolate digestive is a “disappointment”. Brexit is an unmitigated shitshow. 301011267
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Read books. Farage says he never reads books. Proving you should read books. 063
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 21/05/2026“My performative ranting is going to be harder now that net migration has dropped, but it’s made me millions of pounds, so I’m going to keep at it. Obviously.” 041
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“So, Mr Farage, what first attracted you to accepting £5m from a non-dom tax dodger?” 12110
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 19/05/2026How to start every interview with Farage: “Brexit has cost the UK 4% of GDP, and each household over £8,000, yet you received £5m for promoting it from a non-dom, interfering in British politics. How do you justify that?” 1114
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Enough of the ‘take back control’ and ’will of the people’ nonsense. If Brexit has been a success then Farage should come out and defend it. £5m says he won’t. 0123
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 17/05/2026‘This week I will again be pandering to the right wing media, Rupert Murdoch, tax exile billionaires and associated grifters by denying what a disaster Brexit has been.’ #LauraK 151
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 14/05/2026JHB is going to lose her mind when she learns about Farage’s £5m bung. 🙄 140
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 13/05/2026“I believe that a man who can afford to give £5m to Nigel Farage, as the leader of a political party in the UK, should live in the UK and pay taxes in the UK.” 051
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 10/05/2026‘The man that gave me £5m, which I pocketed without declaring, lives in Thailand, over there, so like a true British patriot doesn’t pay taxes here… but anyway let’s crack on with flagwanking and not talk about it.’ 031
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 09/05/2026If Brexit had gone really well and everything was great as a result I could kind of understand people voting for Farage. But it hasn’t and I can’t. 050
Onwards and Upwards. @pompiebean.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Farage is so smug today he might literally explode… here’s hoping. 1422
