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Devilpants

@devilpants.bsky.social
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any/yours feral play-biter and dirtbag leftist Not on twitter; I block all genAI I do not follow back, nothing personal profile pic by @planetremulon.bsky.social pay me $150 CDN to get unblocked ko-fi.com/devilpants

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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 4h
Hey man I know my uncle can lay eggs like Yoshi and throw them to solve problems, but he's like, sensitive about it. You really shouldn't have brought it up. You should apologize.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yakubian Japes
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 23h
Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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GenghisKait - commissions open, dm for info @genghiskait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish things were different
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kessaswift19.bsky.social @kessaswift19.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FFVI was always my favourite. Terra's outfit is so unique and vibrant #Art #FinalFantasy #FFVI #Terra
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Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another friendly reminder that appeasement doesn't work. Being "one of the good ones" and excluding those that you think are less palatable won't make them like you.
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it's nate! @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gonna take a wild guess: this is about something from the US, right? a US musician, on some US event? am I right? USamericans really do think their country is the entire world, huh
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
an insightful thread and a great look into the minds of both the NFT grifters and AI dipshits
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we raised ourselves" yeah it shows
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LOW-TAX SPEED-RUN clap clap clap-clap-clap LOW-TAX SPEED-RUN clap clap clap-clap-clap
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 26/09/2026
I don't know if the movie is good, but if all the billionaires are colluding to make sure nobody watches it, I'll signal boost this for now. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig...
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Palaeo @palaeosinensis.com · 02/02/2025
Life advice for the ages. Those doing wrong want you tired and hopeless. But stay angry. And when a chance is in front of you: bite back. Digital plans for a real linocut. I'm anxiously awaiting a press to make this stuff possible with my RSI in my hands. #art #tiger #resist #linocut
The image is digital art made up to look like a two color linocut print. It features a geometric twisting snarling tiger. It's flanked by the text "Stay Angry" and "Bite Back" that follows the contours of the tiger.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
"Tell us stories of the days when Bluesky was fun." This place was never fun. It may, at times, be funny. Alf hog is funny. The CEO begging all of us to not use "skeets" to refer to posts was funny. Driving Jack Dorsey away was funny. But it's not fun. Cohost was fun. Cohost was pure fucking joy.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
then they steal ur credit card info
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"damn I hate this discord stuff" "why dont you join Smumblo??? Smumblo is way better" "does anyone at all use Smumblo" "...you can be the first one"
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every day I'm confronted with the reality that a large portion of this hobby's participants looked at that "player showing up to a game of 'Vampire: the Masquerade' with a half-elf druid" anecdote that did the rounds recently and genuinely thought the GM was the bad guy for rejecting that character.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eventually we're going to have to acknowledge the fact that we're not going to be able to constructively address the GM burnout problem as long as our definition of "bad GMing" includes "having any preferences whatsoever about what kind of game they want to run".
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the fact that someone made a legit good video game movie without regurgitating characters and plot points should be commended with the highest of rewards. the fact that he made that shit FEEL like resident evil without any key jangling is impressive
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
resident evil movie review: everyone apologize to Zach Creggers NOW
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Jesh @jeshdraws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reaction image of a stock image of a hand removing a plug from an electrical socket. The caption says "Oops! There goes your 'talent'"
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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i feel like people who grew up on web 2.0 don't realize websites aren't supposed to be social media. they aren't supposed to trap you and keep you on there with constant engagement and interaction. websites are supposed to just Exist as an index or archive for you to look at only as much as desired
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
they also tend to give "real actual non-performative ally based who would break people's legs for you" and I find that very rare and valuable
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Ham 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎨 @thehamofficial.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every grungler I've met so far has been a joy to be around
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's a refreshing change from Quantic Dream's Weirdly Spacious "Apartments" I'll tell you that much
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ready for a fun night out? Friend: Before the uber gets here, how is the blade of damocles hanging? Do I look doomed? Doomed as fuck! Girl it will fallllll.
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Eleanoir Nevermore!! 🧪🩸 @cutestanomaly.ca · 22/09/2026
Shit sucks all around but absolutely keep up your voices so the disappointment is heard. However also keep in mind this is mainly a fault of the governments demanding these practices and get mad at that too.
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Eleanoir Nevermore!! 🧪🩸 @cutestanomaly.ca · 22/09/2026
My favourite type of advertising to hate is "hahah they want you information. WE don't. Don't look into our TOS." Cause so many times I've seen call outs over some of these alternatives about how they were scalping information too, or holding it in plain sight without much security.
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Eleanoir Nevermore!! 🧪🩸 @cutestanomaly.ca · 22/09/2026
Hey I think it should be said with the next round of "Discord age verification" scares and panic coming around Do NOT drop everything and run to a website you heard about 30 min ago and had not looked into at all The amount of vibe coded slop preying upon people's worry is alarming
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 23/09/2026
Choosing to not get "too political" is still a political decision. Silence = Complicity.
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Carl, But Gnome 🌼 @carldoonan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
These Boopin' Li'l Snoots say: "Maybe it'll happen today~" 🧸💕🧸 #DailyDoodle
Whiteboard doodle of two cutesy wootsy little bears pressing their noses together to form a little heart. "Maybe It'll Happen Today" is written above them.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head," I said, posting on the Responding To Whatever You Made Up In Your Head website
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Jerome Mazandarani @theaccidentalotaku.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s music is for people who treat music like wallpaper. It has nothing to say whatsoever. A mishmash of soul, hip-hop tropes and white english boy-band folk-pop. It’s the most saccharine nothing ear-shite ever created. So, kudos to Ed for that. It made him a fortune.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dating in my 30s. Katie says "I am not going to be mommy" much to the disappointment of her partner. She starts punching herself in the head and repeats "I am NOT going to be mommy." She waits a beat while her partner stands in anticipation. She shamefully relents and says "fine... I'm mommy." Her partner beams with excitement.
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Ncs_artist @artistncs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Something about the healthcare system idk
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Natalie H. "The Cool Natalie" Ironside @natalieironside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The natural human inclination is toward polyglotism. Monolingualism is an artificial condition imposed from the top down. Minority language death is not a natural phenomenon. Minority languages are not dying, they're being murdered.
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Devilpants @devilpants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"listened to" is a new and funny way to spell "obeyed"
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lunamoth @lunamoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Japanese companies like Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami are healthier because they have smaller teams, don't have frequent layoffs, and don't pay executives $30 million, says expert | GamesRadar+ www.gamesradar.com/games/japane... - 글로벌 게임 업계의 대규모 해고 사태는 90% 이상이 북미와 유럽의 대형 AAA 스튜디오에 집중된 지역적 위기 (🧵1/2)
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Japanese companies like Nintendo, Capcom, and Konami are healthier because they have smaller teams, don't have frequent layoffs, and don't pay executives $30 million, says expert
"They didn't get swept up in the live-service trend, or into these mega-blockbusters with 500-person teams"
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You have to tag personal anecdotes #unreality because otherwise the person reading the post might not realise it didn't happen to them, which is basically gaslighting.
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