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Josh Brundage @joshbrundage.bsky.social · 13h
I haven’t seen Duke fans this upset since Brown V Board of Education
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 13h
A party bee
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13h
Duke lost because their backup kicker missed a game-tying 33-yarder so I looked up Duke's backup kicker and he appears to have anointed himself the world's first ever 6-star college football prospect. everybody else has only been able to get to 5
twitter profile for Gavin Strange, which lists him as a "6⭐️ K/P"
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 10/10/2026
The “lisan al-gaib” meme except is says “Evelyn normielib”
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ah cool they made raised-catholic inner monologue a person
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aurelia and aureliette will see the stars @boneyardofnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Misaka Railgun
ALT: Misaka Railgun
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sabrmetrical caliban (Lev) @sukusuku.moe · 02/10/2026
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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himham @himham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Good Place:

Kentucky figured it out? Kentucky?
This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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inzer hoxha @hoxha-red.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Near, Oughtta Motta
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 22/09/2026
“If you are staring at an example of social disorder or social inefficiency, and the left refuses to explain either why it has happened or how they will fix it, then the right gets to point at someone in the immediate area and say, ‘That’s who did it.’” crazy how much Mamdani speaks my language
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everyone on bsky’s response to this is “are they stupid” instead of “they know what they are doing and this is just a vector to destroy it” ? Like endless ‘oh they are dumb’ reverse Hanlons razor with these people imo
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As always these things change, this is probably current 3x3 with all the benefit (and detriment) of hindsight and nostalgia
An anime 3x3 ranking user's favorites: Monogatari Series, Little Witch Academia OVA, Sora no Woto, Taiho Shichau zo, Utena, Gunslinger Girl. Nichijou, Code Geass, Houseki no Kuni
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
RESIST LIB APOLOGY FORM ✅ I should have taken him literally and seriously ✅ I thought you had “TDS” ✅ I thought you were “cringe”
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Big tech isn’t scared of AI-apocalypse they’re afraid of Lina Khan” sounds like a resist lib post but it’s actually true (making it a resist lib post) send skeet
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just fucked up some chili mac
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohio Miyazaki
A photo of Hayao Miyazaki but I morphed his head into the shape of Ohio
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bigmsaxon @bigmsaxon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Almost forgot it was Sunday 13th #BadHabits #nun #smoking
Digital illustration of two women wearing catholic nun coifs and veils, jeans and black jackets. Their faces are covered in bandages and one has a bandaged eye, suggesting they have recently been in a fight. The closest is smoking a hand-rolled cigarette and looking at the viewer, while the other is rolling a cigarette of her own.
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▼ぼーろ @169b.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#jaadugar #天幕のジャードゥーガル
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魚ㄍ🐠Fishbro @fishbroart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Töregene #天幕のジャードゥーガル #Jaadugar
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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OutOfTouch 🇲🇽 @out0ftouch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/09/2026
Y’all.
Dubs Dubs
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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When the actual 9/11 happened, trump went on the radio and celebrated the fact that he now owned the tallest building in New York because the towers fell.
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If 9/11 happened today, the left would be defending the hijackers
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He did not celebrate. He is on the spectrum and lacks a filter and makes a statement as he is processing the information.
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m never more than 27 beers away from a Max Landis style weepy youtube diatribe on how Wonder Woman (2017) was such a disappointment send skeet
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Joey Anton @pascalssquare.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This is a pretty good one, from a retired 4channer. The heading and subheading are undersells IMO— it starts with a history of the concept of “counterculture”, then the development of the message boards, Occupy and Anonymous, then finally to Bannon/Breitbart/etc. Def informs how I think about it.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ozymandias shoulda made two monuments so he could have told people to look upon his works ye mighty and de spare
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Grace (Schrödinger's Canadian) @gaudynight78.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Post from cobalt.bookwriter on (I think) Threads:

there once was a man
from Peru, whose limericks 
got mixed with haiku
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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 20/08/2026
are y'all excited about the new pokemon games
A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Sheetz", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Sheetz gas station.A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Wawa", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Wawa gas station.
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rose novick @rosenovick.com · 06/08/2026
it seems like a straightforward description of the right-wing intellectual playbook since at least the 1960s. the longer they can keep a manufactured pseudo-debate open, the longer they win. e.g., wurman doesn't need to or want to convince anyone regarding birthright citizenship, that isn't the game
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NPS Cambot @nps-cambot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lake Crescent, Olympic National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #OlympicNationalPark
Lake Crescent, Olympic National Park
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Being on 4chan in the 2010s really was like being a milkmaid in the 1700’s. It obviously didn’t invent misogyny nor did Brannon invent weaponizing it but … in all the years since has any average person been able to just plainly see what this is? Embarrassing it’s still a codex for the moment
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spooky kold. @koldinium.com · 01/08/2026
oh my god i NEED this book. i NEED this book so bad
To Mock a Mockingbird and Other Logic Puzzles: Including an Amazing Adventure in Combinatory Logic (1985, ISBN 0-19-280142-2) is a book by the mathematician and logician Raymond Smullyan. It contains many nontrivial recreational puzzles of the sort for which Smullyan is well known. It is also a gentle and humorous introduction to combinatory logic and the associated metamathematics, built on an elaborate ornithological metaphor.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
and of course, much like the asshole that tiktoked the lawyers kissing, there is a Content(TMm) angle. the crown is really in the gutter right now. gov and private actors that take a ruthless and uncompromising approach to stamping out IRL equivalent of vg griefers in public spaces will get
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Candidate for Bogomil Pope @yournjenthusiast.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“more muscular military options”
Judith Butler Apology Form
Date:
Reason for behavior:

The media convinced me that feminism was solved in the 1980s

I never actually read their work

I miss not thinking about gender

I didn't realize how much of society is built on gender

I was jealous of their nonbinary swag

Mercury was in retrograde

I will hereby respect Judith Butler
and I will NOT talk down on the best feminist thinker of our lifetimes
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keke @kekekeball.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ThinkPad durability test
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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🏳️‍⚧️ Gigantic Angry Wife 🇵🇷 @relaxedpizza.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 17/07/2026
I’m so happy for them
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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Daiz @daiz.moe · 17/07/2026
Recently, My Sister is Unusual (ImoCho) still holds the crown for me medium.com/@Daiz/recent...
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Recently, My Sister Is Unusual is one of the worst anime series I’ve ever watched to completion
Recently, My Sister Is Unusual (Saikin, Imouto no Yousu ga Chotto Okashiinda ga or ImoCho for short) is a show that you could almost call…
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